A/N: thanks for the reviews...heres chapter 2
Princess Sparkle, Captain Oats, and Share Bear strolled down the street. "Wanna go to the
pier?" Princess Sparkle asked "sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Share Bear replied happily.
"Are you okay; your hands are like freakin' shaking" Princess Sparkle asked.
"Oh I'm great, I haven't felt this great sense I banged wish bear back in care-a-lot." Share Bear said with a smile.
"Okayyy didn't need to know that" Captain Oats said. "Now that I have become human I have found another way of 'sharing'" Share Bear said.
"What do you mean?" Princess Sparkle and Captain Oats asked questing. "Well there is this stuff you can trade money, it's called cocan or something like that" Share Bear said. "Do you mean cocaine?"
"Yeah! That' it!" Captain Oats rolled his eyes, he knew what cocaine was, Sandy had smoked it like 38290548903 times in Seth's room when he wasn't there. "Watev's" Princess Sparkle said "Hey it's starting to get late want to go to a club?" "Captain Oats neighed in agree.
As the three of them headed down the street chatting, Captain Oats thought of an idea. "Hey do you guys want to think of human names when were meeting people and stuff."
"Sure" They agreed. "Kay I want to be Taliquia ta la la shanana" Share Bear said. Princess Sparkle and Captain Oats gave each other weird looks and went on with their idea.
"Here's what I've come up with, Kirshara Sandolini the third." Captain Oats said satisfyingly. "What the hell kind of name is that? That's almost as queer as Share Bear's and she's high" Princess Sparkle said. "I'll show you both what a real name is, Mischia Barton."
"Dude that name is really gay" Captain Oats said. "Princess Sparkle neighed in annoyance."Whatever that name is rad and you know it" she said. "I wish we could get to this club faster" Share Bear complained. "Why don't we try galloping" Captain Oats suggested. Pretty soon you could see three people galloping into the horizon.
A/N: Sexy chapter or what R&R!
