Welcome to Yami Yami Omake Ichi! The first of… who knows how many fun little "what happened after" mini-stories!
Due to the kind popularity of Only the Moonlight Knows, I decided to keep is going, yet not having it be a story that is chapter based. These are just going to be fun little after-the-fact deals. Some funny, some sad, some drama, some random… No deal rhyme or reason. I don't even know if this chapter is funny or not. It's past midnight… Bloody hell… x.x
So… without further ado…
Yami Yami Omake Ichi!
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"Aaaah! The sun is bright, the students are full of youthful energy, and I'm tired as hell!" Tsuzuki smiled and stretched. He and Hisoka were walking through the campus heading to Tsuzuki's first class.
"Asato-kuuuuuun!" Marie hugged Tsuzuki from behind. "Good morning! Oh, my…" Tsuzuki nearly fell over. Hisoka caught him and nearly fell himself. They both yawned. "Oh, no! You… you…" Marie gasped.
"It's fine… We just didn't sleep much last night…" Hisoka yawned. A group of girls that had stopped to watch the ordeal began to giggle and ran off.
Marie slapped Tsuzuki upside the head. "Asato-kun! Going all love love with Hisoka-kun all night? That's terrible! He's a growing boy and needs his sleep!"
"Eh?" Tsuzuki rubbed his head. "N-no, it's not that! I mean… I mean it's sort of that but, not really that."
"Tsuzuki wanted to show me around Kyoto last night. I didn't even get to look around his house. We pretty much went straight from the door to the bedroom after we got back." Hisoka was too tired to pick up on Tsuzuki's innuendo or the fact he had supported it.
"Our house. But, more importantly, Hisoka is thinking of coming to college here in the spring. Marie-san, can you show him around campus?"
"Ooooh! I will, I will!" Kana jumped from behind Marie. "I'll even take him to my classes!"
"Ah… well, then, I leave Hisoka to you." Tsuzuki smiled and started towards his lecture hall.
Hisoka yawned and rubbed his eyes. He still wasn't quite sure what was happening.
"Well, Kana-chan, Hisoka-kun, have fun today. If you need anything, I'll be in the library all day." Marie waved and walked back in the direction she came.
"Okay, Hisoka-kun! Now it's time for you to help me!" Kana smirked.
"Hmm?" Hisoka was finally adjusting to the bright morning light.
"Last week, I got dumped! Can you believe that?" Kana pouted. "Anyways, my ex was cheating on me and when he dumped me he laughed about how I'd never find another guy. Now, if you help me by pretending to be my boyfriend, I'll help you with… something."
"Where'd Asato go…?" Hisoka looked around.
"And, we don't have to worry about him hearing about you and Tsuzuki-sensei already. News travels fast here but, he hates gossip." Kana grabbed Hisoka's hand and ran towards a large Western style building. Kana knocked on the large wooden door. A tall man clad in a football jersey answered.
"Ugh, not you again." The man huffed. "Listen, Mitsuki, Nakano doesn't want to see you."
"Oh, no it's not that. I'm just here because my boyfriend is thinking about joining a club. I've been taking him to all the houses to meet the current members." Kana smiled and tugged on Hisoka's arm.
Hisoka snapped to attention. The run had woken him up and he could somewhat remember hearing something about pretending to be Kana's boyfriend. "Yes… I want to join a club…"
The man looked Hisoka over then turned his eyes back to Kana. "You sure that's a boy?"
"Yes, I'm sure!" Kana growled. "Now, Ryo is the club leader so, even though I don't want to, I have to talk to him."
The man sighed. "Fine, fine. I'll go get him."
The tall man closed the door and, after a brief moment, it was reopened by another tall man clad in a jersey. "What do you want, Kana?"
Kana smirked and pulled Hisoka closer to her. "This beautiful and charming man is my new boyfriend and he wants to join a club. Don't you, my love?"
"Yes… I want to join a club…" Hisoka responded flatly.
Ryo inspected Hisoka then turned back to Kana. "I turned you into a lesbian?"
"No!" Kana stomped. "Hisoka-kun is a boy! A beautiful boy but, still a boy!"
Ryo mumbled and held the door open. "Okay, I'll talk but, only men can come in this building. You have to wait here, Kana."
"Eh?" Kana was disappointed. The only part of seeing her with another man that disillusioned Ryo was whether Hisoka was really a man. "Ugh, fine." She stomped from the stoop and began down the sidewalk.
"Eh… uh… Kana-san?" Hisoka blinked and he was pulled into the building.
"So, kid, what do you want?" Ryo growled.
"I… uh… want to join a club?" Hisoka gazed around. He had no idea what kind of club this was but, it was full of very large, very burly, and very angry looking men.
"Well, to join our club you need to take a special entrance test to test your worth." One of the other men snickered and walked towards Hisoka. "Come this way, boy." He grabbed Hisoka's shoulder and shoved him into the kitchen. "Now, make us breakfast using only two ingredients. You have thirty minutes starting… NOW!"
Hisoka blinked. He was now alone in an amazingly well kempt kitchen. "What the hell kind of club is this?" He scratched his head and wandered around the large space.
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"Okay, kid, time's up. Let's see what you…" Ryo stopped as he opened the door. Hisoka was lying on the floor, sound asleep but, what mostly caught his eye was the fully prepared meal adorning the counter. "Holy… Hey, guys!"
As men piled in the kitchen, Ryo began tasting the different plates. He moved from plate to plate, each one was better than the previous. Two of the men lifted Hisoka up and shook him.
"Eh… uh…?" Hisoka blinked. He was surrounded by the intimidating men. "L… Let me go!" He struggled but, the men had lifted him clean off the floor.
"After much consideration, I must say that there is an anonymous decision that has been made…" Ryo bowed before Hisoka. "We would be honored if you joined our cooking club and began the wonderful master for us all!"
"Master! Master!" As the men chanted Hisoka could feel his stomach turn.
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"Hey, fellas." Tsuzuki smiled as one of the club members opened the house door. Kana had taken him to the building to pick up Hisoka. "I believe something of mine got mixed up with you."
"Yours? You don't mean Kana's boyfriend, do you?" The man questioned.
"He… isn't really my boyfriend… He's Tsuzuki-sensei's…" Kana mumbled.
"Well, whatever. It's a good thing you brought him over. Our cooking club has a lot to learn from Master Hisoka." The man waved Tsuzuki and Kana in. "We'll even let you in our house for thanks."
As Tsuzuki and Kana entered the main room, they saw a bewildered Hisoka sitting at a very large chair at the end of a very small dinner table. "Oh! Yes! That's the one I misplaced!" Tsuzuki smiled and walked up to Hisoka. "Thank you boys for finding him."
"Hey, Professor, it's still okay for him to join up, right?" Ryo was still snacking on one of the plates.
"He's not a student yet but, I guess he can come here while I work." Tsuzuki nudged Hisoka.
"Uh… yeah… I… guess…" Hisoka was still confused about the day's events.
"In that case, we shall wait patiently for your return, Master Hisoka." Ryo bowed.
"We thank you for the meal, Master Hisoka!" The rest of the men chanted and bowed.
Tsuzuki quickly pulled Hisoka and Kana out of the building. "I still remember the first time I saw the guys in that club at the college picnic all decked out in their pink aprons." Tsuzuki chuckled.
"So continues my crazy dream…" Hisoka mumbled.
