It's that time again! For this Yami Yami Omake, we go back to the story world. Oh,and, in the last omake, Tsuzuki fugged the guy up enough to make out with 'soka and get back in time to take care of business before the guy knew what happened. :)

This isn't really a short chapter, and it could be thrown into a sequel to the first story but, I don't really know if there is enough to support a sequel. So, consider the omake the sequel, as well as the "misadventures" of sorts. Anybody have any ideas? I'm the suggestion box is now open!

I enjoy updating so often but, this weekend is Megacon, so I won't be able to update much then. I'll make it up to you all though! Anybody going to Megacon? I'll be dressed as Lulu of Final Fantasy X on Friday and Sunday! I had an AMV in the contest last year. It was all about anime guys. :) It got a huge crowd reaction! Even guys were cheering! Yami's own Hisoka, Tsuzuki, and Muraki make appearances in it as well. Also, there's some Furuba action with Kyou, Haru, Kazuma, Akito, Ayame, Hatori, Shigure; Gravitation's Eiri, Shuichi, and Ryuichi; Fushigi Yuugi's Tasuki, Chichiri, Noriko, and Kouji; Inuyasha's Inuyasha and Sesshomaru; Escaflowne's Dilandau and Van; Trigun's Legato, Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood; Cowboy Bebop's Spike and Vicious; Final Fantasy X's Tidus and Auron; X's Kamui and Subaru; Cardcaptor Sakura's Yue, Yukito, and Touya; Full Metal Panic!'s Sasuke; Chobits' Hideki; Pokemon's James and a special guest appearance by Brock. Yeah, that's right… Pokemon. :)

This was a long intro. I wasn't going to write today either. I just was playing Resident Evil 4 and got my head sawn off by a chainsaw. ;-; That's enough to put you off playing for a while…

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Yami Yami Omake San!

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"Hey, Hisoka…" Tsuzuki nudged the sleeping boy with his elbow. He kept doing so until he woke up. "I have the next week and a half off, so how about we go visit your foster family for Christmas?"

"Really?" Hisoka rubbed his eyes. "Okay. I'll call and tell them we are coming."

"Why don't we make it a surprise?" Tsuzuki smiled. "Uh… You don't think they'll hate me, do you?"

"Well, Hana-san went through a lot trying to keep us together, so I doubt she will." Hisoka scratched his head. "But, for as accepting as Hana-san is, Kei-san is as distrusting. He'll even like you instantly or hate you instantly. I guess it all depends on how the interrogation goes. Well, goodnight." Hisoka wrapped the blanket around him and went back to sleep.

"In… terror… gation…?" Tsuzuki blinked.

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And so, the next day Tsuzuki and Hisoka packed some clothes and drove to Tokyo is Tsuzuki's hot little Porche. As they pulled into the driveway, two little girls stopped playing to watch. One of them jumped up and ran towards the car.

"Hisoka-niichan!" Haruko squealed. Hisoka jumped out of the car and hugged the girl.

"How have you been, Haruko-hime?" Hisoka smiled.

"Great!" She went silent as Tsuzuki walked up behind them.

"Haruko-hime, this is Tsuzuki Asato. He's the one I went to find." Hisoka looked up at Tsuzuki. "This is Tanaka Haruko."

"Ah! You're the one Hisoka-niichan loves most!" Haruko smiled.

"Hisoka! Welcome home!" Kei walked up to them, holding Hoshi.

Hisoka stood. "Sorry for the intrusion. We just wanted to surprise you." He turned to Tsuzuki. "This is Tanaka Kei." He turned back to Kei and motioned towards Tsuzuki. "He's Tsuzuki Asato."

"A pleasure to meet you, sir." Tsuzuki smiled. His smile was met with a cold, angry glare from Kei. He laughed nervously

"Haruko, Hoshi, why don't you play with Hisoka in the backyard." Kei set Hoshi down.

"Okay!" Haruko grabbed Hisoka's hand and pulled him to the gate to the backyard.

"Tsuzuki-san, please come inside." Kei motioned towards the door. Tsuzuki hesitated, then slowly walked towards the door.

As they walked inside, Kei went towards a small table in the living room. He motioned Tsuzuki to sit, then folded his hands on the table. "So, Tsuzuki-san, do you know why Hana and I take in children?"

"Y… you have good hearts?" Tsuzuki smiled.

"Good answer." Kei smiled. "But wrong."

Tsuzuki face faulted. "Ah… eh, heh…"

"We cannot have children of our own, so we adopted Haruko and Hoshi. We do volunteer work at the orphanage we got them at. One day we went and a head nun was telling us the story of a boy who just arrived. Without meeting him, Hana and I decided to take the lost lamb in." Kei closed his eyes. "To my dismay, my only son spent his entire time with us thinking about the perverted man who convinced him he was in love. With his special gift, I can see how it was not hard to do."

"P… perverted?" Tsuzuki remember what Hisoka said. Apparently, Kei hated him before they met.

"Now, Tsuzuki-san, I see that you drove up in a rather expensive car, and an import on top of it all. What is your driving record? Speeding tickets, DWI?"

"Nothing! I'm clean, really!" Tsuzuki nodded.

"So, how did you afford said car? Drug money, bank robbery?"

"No! L… lottery…"

"So, you have a gambling problem?"

"No, sir! It was when I was in the United States. It was just one ticket and I haven't gambled since, I swear!"

"You look like the type to get violent when you drink. How often do you drink?"

"V… violent? I… I don't drink often… and I don't get violent when I do… Ask Hisoka, he's seen me drunk!" Tsuzuki regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth.

"So, you drink in front of a minor? Then you lay the responsibility to take care of you on him?"

"My head hurts…"

"Are you hung-over? Were you endangering my son by driving when you are not in the best of your mind? Do you even have a license?"

Tsuzuki stared at the man, dumbfounded.

"What, are you on drugs, as well? How often do you use your looks and money to get your way? Do you even have a teaching degree?"

"Oh, my!" Tsuzuki and Kei turned towards the female voice. A slender woman was standing in the doorway holding a grocery bag. "I didn't think that car could possibly be ours, although I was rather hoping."

"Ah… you must be Tanaka Hana-san?" Tsuzuki smiled. "I am Tsuzuki Asato. I am pleased to meet you."

"Tsuzuki… san… it is? Oh! Hisoka-kun's friend! Does that mean Hisoka-kun is here as well?"

"He is in the backyard playing with the girls." Kei locked his eyes on Tsuzuki again.

"I see. It was nice meeting you in person, Tsuzuki-san. I am going to talk to Hisoka-kun. Good luck." Hana smiled and walked to the kitchen.

"Good… luck…?" Tsuzuki was reluctant to look back at Kei.

"Shall we continue?" Kei smirked.

"Do we have to…?" Tsuzuki mumbled.

"Such a somber attitude. Do you have a history of depression? Have you ever had premarital relations with my son?"

"Pre… We can even get… Ugh…" Tsuzuki frowned. This had to stop. "Can I ask you a question, sir?" Kei nodded. "Did you ever see Hisoka smile before as he did today?"

Kei's expression softened but, he kept his body rigid.

Tsuzuki grinned. "Did that smile look false and manipulated? Did you know it was I who suggested surprising his foster family for Christmas? Did you know that I bought a house big enough for both of us and he doesn't have to do anything for it? Did you know I am paying for him to go to college this spring?"

Kei smiled. "It's hard to finally have a son, just to have him obsessing over another man. In our time together, I don't think I was very fatherly. However, if he has to be with someone, I am glad it is you."

"Thank you, sir…" Tsuzuki smiled.

"However, I will not have him living in sin. We are going to have a formal wedding ceremony while you are here." Kei stood and left the room before Tsuzuki could respond.

"I'm… so glad he and Hisoka aren't related by blood." Tsuzuki sighed and dropped his head on the table. "Even so, just now, Kei-san, you seemed very much like a father…" Tsuzuki smiled.