NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tackles Soralover1 and wrestles away the gun) I'll update! Just… DON'T DO IT! PLEASE!

o.O Now that that's over…

Not much to say really. A bit of a departure from reality here, but it's all in good fun. It seems this omake arc will be done in a few chapters. I'm wondering if I should just make the omake their own story. XD

I apologize for the lack of updates. My internet went out and I was unable to post. Ah, well. It's here now. :)

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Yami Yami Omake Shi!

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"I… don't know if I understand the whole… wedding idea. I mean, it won't be legally binding anyways." Hisoka blinked.

"But it would make Kei much more relaxed about you two. As non-traditional I am, he is very much so." Hana smiled. "I'm sorry."

"It's no big deal. It kind of sounds fun." Tsuzuki smiled.

"We ran into a bit of a snag, though. He wants a licensed priest to do the ceremony, but all the priests I contacted refused except one, and even he had a stipulation." Hana's face went flush. "He wants a distinctive bride."

"You mean someone in a white dress?" Hisoka tipped his head to the side.

"Y… yes… He said that, if he at least sees a female counterpart, he won't feel as though he is doing anything wrong." Hana smiled nervously. "Luckily, Hisoka-kun can fit into a female dress size."

The room went silent for a moment. Suddenly Tsuzuki burst out laughing. "So, for him to do the job, Hisoka has to cross-dress? That's… that's classic!" Tsuzuki could hardly sit up. However, when he looked over at Hisoka's anger filled face he began to stop. "Well, I'm sure you'll look just as beautiful as you always do." He smiled.

"No deal." Hisoka huffed and climbed to his feet. As he turned to leave the room, Kei walked in.

"Is there a problem?" Kei frowned.

"This wedding idea is bullshit, that's the problem." Hisoka growled.

"Hisoka-kun!" Hana gasped. "Language!"

"You can wear pants under the dress, you know." Kei smirked.

"It was a mistake to come here." Hisoka sighed and turned to Tsuzuki. "I'll pack. Tomorrow morning we can go back to Kyoto."

"Hisoka…" Tsuzuki sniffed. "You… you don't want to marry me?" He whimpered and slouched over.

"Ugh…" Hisoka growled. "Fine! I'll do it!" He huffed and stomped out of the room.

Tsuzuki sat up and smiled at Hana. He then quickly turned to Kei. "And, before you ask, I don't usually manipulate Hisoka. I just did it for your sake."

Kei laughed and sat next to Hana. "Well, then, let's plan this all out. We can hold it by the lake in a park outside town. It may be a bit pricey, but it's the groom's family's job to pay for the wedding."

"Eh?" Tsuzuki blinked and pointed to himself. "You mean me?"

"What, are you saying you'd only marry our Hisoka if we paid for the ceremony? All that money you seem to have, does it really exist?" Kei and Tsuzuki locked eyes.

"I'm really glad you two aren't blood relatives." Tsuzuki whined.

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"Hisoka-niichan?" Haruko tugged on Hisoka's hair. He was sitting in the corner of his room, his head against the wall. "Hisoka-niiiiiiii!" Haruko whined.

"What…" He slowly turned to her.

"Why are you so sad? Did I do something bad?" Haruko let go of his hair.

"No, I'm just not feeling well…" Hisoka dropped a hand on her head. "Can you go get a spare futon for Asato?"

"Okay!" Haruko smiled and ran out of the room.

Hisoka sighed and slipped into his futon. He wrapped the blanket around himself and closed his eyes.

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"Okay, Tsuzuki-san, we are going to take Haruko-chan and Hoshi-chan with us to pick out flowers. Please help yourselves to dinner. We'll be back late." Hana handed Tsuzuki a house key and waved.

"Have a safe trip." Tsuzuki smiled and waved. He had offered them his car, but was feeling nauseas about it as the girls jumped up and down on the leather seats. He turned and went back into the house. "Hisoka must still be sleeping." Tsuzuki yawned and walked towards Hisoka's room. He was rather tired himself. Dealing with Kei seemed to have that affect on him.

Tsuzuki entered Hisoka's room and sat next to the sleeping boy. Even in his sleep, he seemed to have a pained expression on his face. He leaned down and placed his lips by Hisoka's ear. "Hisoka… You asleep?" He whispered.

Hisoka's eyes slowly fluttered open. He looked up at Tsuzuki and blinked. "What time is it?" He yawned and looked at the clock. The hands were directly on five o'clock. "I should make dinner for everybody…"

"The Tanaka's went to pick out flowers. They won't be back until late." A mischievous grin grew on Tsuzuki's face. "We're all alone."

"And?" Hisoka rubbed his eyes and sat up.

"And… it's been a long day. We could… you know… unwind?"

"Huh?" Hisoka fumbled around for his hair tie.

Tsuzuki was getting frustrated. He figured by now Hisoka would know an innuendo when he heard one. "If you don't get it, let me show you!" He grinned and tackled Hisoka.

"H… hey!" Hisoka blushed.

"Oh! Before I forget! There's a shopping list on the counter…." Hana threw open the door to Hisoka's room and stopped. She blinked down at the sight of Tsuzuki on top of Hisoka. "Eh… uh…"

"H… Hana-san! This, er…" Hisoka pushed Tsuzuki aside.

"Ah… I tripped and fell!" Tsuzuki nodded.

"I… I see." Hana smiled nervously. "Well, uh, if you… If you feel like going out… there's a shopping list on the kitchen counter… Um… I'm leaving now." Hana bowed and quickly walked from the room.

Hisoka slapped Tsuzuki upside the head and stood. "Great job. She's going to be flustered the entire time their gone and Kei-san will instantly know what happened." Hisoka sighed. "Let's go shopping… We'll visit Saiki-san while we're out."

Tsuzuki blinked and rubbed his head. As Hisoka walked from the room, he smiled. "Saiki-chan, huh?"

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"Oh my god!" Not even a second had passed since Tsuzuki and Hisoka entered the restaurant that a familiar female voice shrieked out. Rialdo Saiki was running towards them. "ASATO-KUUUUN!" She squealed and glomped Tsuzuki.

"Saiki-chan! You're still dressing like a hooker!" Tsuzuki looked her over.

"Asato-kun! You're still dating little boys!" Saiki smiled and waved to Hisoka.

"Not just dating! Saiki-chan, meet my blushing bride." Tsuzuki smiled.

"No way! My little Asato-kun is going to get married?" Saiki gasped. "Nooo! Hisoka-chan will make a cuter bride than me!" Saiki sobbed.

"We don't know when yet. Hisoka's foster parents are taking care of everything, but when I find out, I'll deliver your invitation personally."

"Oh! I know! I'll cater for you!" Saiki clapped her hands together and nodded. "It's something new we started last year. We cater upscale events ever since we were named Tokyo's number one restaurant."

"Congratulations!" Tsuzuki smiled. "Your aunt would be proud!"

"I'm sure Hana-san would be glad to have you cater. She said she went here with Kei-san on Valentine's Day one year and it was the best food she's ever tasted." Hisoka smiled. He was getting queasy just standing in the restaurant. More so than people's emotions, his memories of the area were getting the better of him.

"Then it's decided! As soon as you get a date I'll make arrangements." Saiki finally let loose her grip on Tsuzuki. "Now, come sit down and eat! I'll make sure the chef knows you're here, too!" Saiki pulled them to the back of the restaurant to a secluded table.

From across the room, a priest and a man in white sat together. The man in white watched as Tsuzuki and Hisoka chatted with the restaurant manager. He smiled and turned back to the priest.

"So," the priest continued. "I would be much more comfortable doing such an event if you were there, doctor."

"I would love to go." Muraki smiled to the doctor. "I believe I know the couple in question, after all."