A departure from what little story is left of this poor fan fiction. Back to the ministry we go! I even added everybody's favorite resident baka of Yami! For those of you who haven't gotten that far in the manga, Terazuma is a short tempered shinigami who hates Tsuzuki. He also happens to turn into a massive scary dog lion demon of doom when touched by women. Incidentally, his partner is a woman. He also ends up nearly kissing Hisoka! It had me worried when Hisoka first meets Terazuma and proceeds with blushing… Keep up the hard work, Tsuzuki! Don't let a romantic rival develop!
If I remember correctly, Hisoka was born in 1980 making him a monkey. Tsuzuki was born in 1900, making him a rat. Rat and Monkey are most compatible. :)
Anyways, please enjoy this random fun.
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Yami Yami Omake Roku!
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"So there isn't much for you to do today." Chief Konoe slid a folder across his desk to Tsuzuki. "For today, just investigate these people whose flames are scheduled to go out today. Make sure things go without incident."
"Okay." Tsuzuki smiled and opened the folder. It was a short list of names.
As Tsuzuki stood, Konoe smiled. "And don't forget to get me a souvenir."
"Yes, yes…" Tsuzuki sighed and started towards the door. "Oh, uh… Chief? Do you know where Hisoka is?"
"Hmm… I believe he's in the library." Konoe was already sorting through the next shinigami's assignment.
"Thank you." Tsuzuki waved and started out the door. He stared for a moment at the man and woman coming down the hall towards him. He mumbled and headed towards them, purposely nudging the man with his shoulder as he passed.
"Oi! Asato!" The man spun around in a huff.
"Ara ara… Didn't realize you were there… Hajimi-chan." Tsuzuki smirked.
Terazuma Hajime stomped towards Tsuzuki. "That's enough of your crap!"
"Starting something so early in the morning?" Tsuzuki sighed. "And really, I am your sempai and you should refer to me as such."
"The day I refer to you as my senior is the day rip out my eyes and swallow my tongue!" Terazuma fumed.
"Ah, now, now. The chief will be upset if we keep him waiting." Wakaba Kannuki stepped between the two men. She turned to Tsuzuki. "If you're looking for your partner, I just saw him in the library."
"Ah, thanks." Tsuzuki smiled and walked off.
"Get back here you smug bastard!" Terazuma yelled after him.
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"Hisoka?" Tsuzuki spotted Hisoka sitting at a table reading. He walked over and sat next to the boy. "What're you reading?"
"The chief said my lessons are going well. Soon I should get a shikigami. He wants me to study up on them." Hisoka flipped the page of the large book.
"Ah, I see. So you probably don't want to spend the day patrolling with me, eh?" Tsuzuki smiled.
"There's something I've wanted to ask you." Hisoka closed the book. "I know you control twelve shikigami, but I've only ever seen Suzaku, Byakko, Rikugou, SohRyu, and Touda…"
"You want to know the rest?" Tsuzuki scratched his head. "Well, there's Genbu, Kijin, Daion, Tenkuu, Taimou, Tenkou, and Kouchin. Although, I can't summon Genbu and Tenkuu is a building…"
"Huh?" Hisoka blinked.
"Listen, Hisoka…" Tsuzuki shuffled through his pocket and pulled out a box. He set it on the table and pushed it over to him.
Hisoka looked at the box for a moment, then opened it and removed its contents. He looked down at the necklace in his hand. On the end of a brown string was a yellowish pendant with a monkey carved into it.
"Last time I was out, I saw a woman sitting on the ground outside a shop. She was carving images into bone. I stopped and asked what she was doing. She looked up at me and said 'I have the perfect gift for the person you are shopping for.' She shuffled through her box for a moment and pulled out this pendant. I looked at it for a minute and realized it was a zodiac symbol. She said that the person I was shopping for would like that best. She handed it to me and, when I ran my finger over it, I felt the same kind of calm and happiness that I feel when I'm around you. She was right. It's the perfect gift for the person I was shopping for." Tsuzuki turned to Hisoka and smiled. "I don't know if you like these kinds of things, but you don't have to wear it."
"Gift? For what?" Hisoka turned the pendant over. On the reverse side, dates were carved. In the middle of the list was 1980.
"I didn't think you'd remember, but one year ago today you first pulled your gun on me and mistook me for a vampire." Tsuzuki chuckled.
Hisoka blushed. "Y… yeah…"
"Well, I'm going to get to work. Happy anniversary." Tsuzuki smiled and left Hisoka alone in the library.
Hisoka stared down at the necklace. He could feel the calm Tsuzuki was talking about as he rubbed his finger over the monkey. He smiled and put the necklace around his neck. "I didn't forget… I just assumed you did…" Hisoka picked up the book and walked to the shelf where he had found it.
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"As nice as it is to have a normal day, it's so boring." Tsuzuki yawned and pushed open his apartment door. "Ah… something smells good… The neighbors must be cooking…"
"Tsuzuki?" Hisoka peeked from the kitchen.
"Eh? Hisoka?" Tsuzuki pulled off his shoes and walked towards the kitchen. "What are you doing here?"
Hisoka moved food from pans to plates and turned off the stove. As he turned, Tsuzuki caught sight of the necklace string. He had the pendant down his shirt, but he was actually wearing the necklace. Tsuzuki smiled.
"I didn't get you anything… so… I just assumed you'd be hungry." Hisoka kept his gaze on the floor.
"I'm always hungry." Tsuzuki smiled and picked up some of the plates and bowls. "It smells so good! I haven't had a home-cooked meal in forever!"
Hisoka gathered the rest of the food and they set it down on Tsuzuki's small table. They sat on the floor across from each other. "It's no big deal…" Hisoka kept his eyes from Tsuzuki's.
Tsuzuki smiled and leaned across the table. He placed his thumb and index finger against Hisoka's chin and pulled his head up to lock eyes. "I'm really glad you came over…" He leaned forward and pulled Hisoka's head closer. "Happy… anniver-"
"Sorry we're late!" Wakaba threw open the door. Tsuzuki dropped Hisoka's head and face faulted. Wakaba bounced into the room. Terazuma slowly walked in as well. "Oh, my? Did we interrupt something?"
"I ended up making too much for just two people, so I invited them to dinner as well." Hisoka stood, un-phased by Tsuzuki's advance, and grabbed two more plates from the kitchen.
Wakaba chuckled and leaned down to Tsuzuki's head. "Ganbatte-ne!" She whispered into his ear. She smiled and patted his head.
"Hai, hai…" Tsuzuki sighed and sat back up.
"Oh, oh! Are you wearing a necklace? I didn't think you'd be the type to wear jewelry!" Wakaba reached across the table as Hisoka sat down. She pulled the necklace from beneath his shirt and examined it. "How cute!"
"Ah… It is from Tsuzuki…" Hisoka stared down at his plate.
"How nice! I wish Hajimi-chan would get me a gift on our anniversary." Wakaba sat back and pouted.
"Why should I give you anything!" Terazuma growled.
"Kya! Yelling at a girl is the worst!" Wakaba whined.
"So much for my quiet evening with Hisoka…" Tsuzuki sighed.
"Hai, hai… Don't you mean your quiet evening eating…?" Hisoka mumbled. He could feel his head start to pound as Terazuma and Wakaba bickered.
"Food is nice, but… it wouldn't be the same if it was a dinner without you…" Tsuzuki smiled.
