I swear the anti-hentai group is stalking me now.
On an idiot side, I wonder if it would be funny if Asukas end up back in
time.and Shinji have five or seven Asukas? Naaa.probably a bad idea.
On a more intelligent side, I wrote the synopsis of every chapter from now
on last night, and it look like it is going to be at least 11 more chapters
in order to finish it acceptably (down from the 15 chapter), I wonder if I
am going to have the mental fortitude to have this finished.
Disclaimer: I do not have ownership, nor I am making money off this. By reading this, you are consenting and telling me you are under 18 or 21. Because the humorousness and occasional violence will invoke uncontrollable laughter and bitter cries later that may embarrass you in front of your friends and during sexual intercourses.
I hate ACCs, I will never use ACC during the course of my writings, the Kensuke Prozac thing is the only thing closest to ACC as possible. Although, I did had an idea to include for ACCs in this story, but only in the end one of them turn out to be Shinji the older, but I never wrote a mystery fic before.
The follow people, in this order, discover where Simon Illyan comes from: Zachary Westman, Decebalus, Chris field, Dies K. Irae and FireAngel-Kayona (before I decided to cut this off) since non of them decide to send a character sketch with them and there is a policy above against over- powering-fic-ruining ACCs, I am forced to reduce them to secondary roles as they come along(such as colorless Section two agents). And why is memory the only book they mention? The M.V series is about 15 books long, and almost every one of them mentioned Simon Illyan.
Chapter 8: Diabolic Edict
-----
Munich NERV Research center, Two days pass New Year of 2004
Deeply buried under hundreds of shell offices and fakes warehouses, under more than three meters of concrete and steel lies the infamous research center that started the final human Instrumentality project. Standing on top of one of the many walk-ways that criss-cross like spider webs, Mrs. Sohryu direct a few men working on the giant monster that would be later known as EVA-02, for now, it is nothing more than huge lumps of flesh that needed to be seal together, with one of its arms missing and the other one connected by nothing but a nest of wires and one giant arm bone. One of the guards approach her:
"Mrs. Sohryu? Chairman Keel and the Japanese branch leader both wish to see you in their office the earliest convenience." Translation: As soon as you can get out your lab coat.
"Oh be right there, give me sometime to finish this." Mrs. Sohryu gesture her notebook.
"Of course."
A few moments later, Mrs. Sohryu knock on the door to the chairman's office.
"Come in." A falsely pleasant voice came from inside. Feeling like a medieval knight standing in front of dragon's lair, Mrs. Sohryu reach out and push the door open. Like all evil-diabolical-insidious-stupid classic villains, chairman Keel's office is pitch dark, with only a single lamp illuminating his desk and his face.
"Ah Mrs. Sohryu, I like to congratulate you on some good news, your daughter scored the highest in the aptitude tests, so therefore, barring any strange situation arises, I can say she is going to be next pilot for EVA-02" "Congratulations." A voice that seem to float out of nowhere, turning around in shock, Mrs. Sohryu find herself staring at a Japanese man in his thirties, previously hidden near the right wall. What is with maniacal sidekicks that must hide behind their master in the dark?
"Err."
"Ah forgive me Mrs. Sohryu, I studied you and your work so closely that I forget that we didn't meet before, my name is Gendo Ikari, I am the leader of NERV Japan." The figure extended a hand to her, which Mrs. Sohryu shook tentatively.
"Oh hi, I remember now, I met your wife last year in the NERV annual office ball."
A flash of emotion shows in Gendo's face with the mention of his dead wife, but it quickly disappeared.
"Well sirs, I did plan to talk about my daughter, I um.I don't think it is a good idea for her to pilot EVAs anymore. I want her to have a normal life, so if you don't mind, I like to withdraw her from the program."
Since Chairman Keel wore a pair of visors, it was impossible for her to see his emotion, after a long period of silence, he replied: "Mrs. Sohryu," Using her last name to remind her husband's tragic accident "You must understand, the project is underway already, it is difficult for the Marduk institute to find children with these.special circumstances, and it is more difficult to find children who have to right psyche to be accepted by the EVAs, I urge you to reconsider."
"I am sorry Chairman, but I simply cannot allow it anymore." Before either man can react, Mrs. Sohryu pulled out a handgun from her coat pocket wave it between Ikari and Kiel.
Raising his hands in a way that practically mocked the situation, Chairman Keel smiled: "Careful, we don't want any accidents, please reconsider this."
"The time for diplomacy has passed, I want you to sign a document that guarantee my daughter shall never be part of your hideous project, then we will leave and never come back, I promise I would never reveal any more NERV secrets in the process."
Without dropping the smile, chairman Keel replied: "Well, it is certainly a generous offer, you are correct, the time for diplomacy has passed. You know Kyoko, your husband's final hour was amusing, trapped in that entry plug, with not LCL but hydrocholoric acid flooding up the entry plug."
A single gunshot rang out in the room.
And Mrs. Sohryu collapsed on the ground like a rag doll. From the shadows, an oriental man with a ponytail appeared, dressed in black with a dart launcher in hand.
"Very nicely done." Gendo commented, "Consider your security clearance up by another level."
"What am I now? Six?" Kaji replied.
"Five," Chairman Keel cut in: "For a college brat, you are already proven to be quite useful to us, monitoring the only surviving daughter of Dr. Katsuragi and the head programmer of Magi, what was her name again?"
"Naoko." Gendo supplied, without emotion any kind.
"Ah yes.but that is off topic for the moment, for now.hemm.just dispose her."
"How?" with a frown and the briefest pauses, Kaji stare right into Chairman Keel's glowing visor, then looked away and added: "I understand, should I put her out of her misery first?"
"No, let her die one with her creation, however, I find it interesting that somehow she decided to change her mind. As I recall, she was one of our more zealous proponents of the project even after her husband's.abrupt resignation."
Pressing a button on his desk, Chair Keel open a communication link to one of the offices that located hundreds of meters above their head.
"Zachary?"
"Yes sir?" the Section Two Security chief for Munich branch replied from the other end.
"Do you have any idea who might influenced our chief scientist to the point of.disloyalty?" Keel asked.
"Yes, sir, I send a memo about it almost three weeks earlier. I believe the waif Mrs. Sohryu taken with her six months earlier was responsible for her change of altitude, I had a conversation of extreme subversive nature taped recently and sent to the committee for actions."
"Oh? I must have missed it."
"I will send up another copy it now."
Within seconds, the terminal in front of trio blinked to life, and played out the conversation Shinji (Simon) had with Mrs. Sohryu few days ago. By the end of the Conversation, Keel was incensed, Gendo watched with his usual lack of emotion, and Kaji made a soft whistle in appreciation.
"This is most.unexpected." Gendo finally commented.
"We must take action. Kaji!" Chairman Keel orders.
"Yes sir?" Kaji answered tentatively.
"I want you personally go down there, catch that brat, ALIVE, then bring him back for my personal.debriefing, alright, dismissed.you know what to do with her."
{Author's note: Have u ever notice villains besides the DC trash all never say "Kill" or "torture" when issuing orders to their henchmen?}
As the two Japanese clear the room with the unconscious body in tow, chairman Keel places his against his right breast, and felt the warm red liquid gashing out from the hole where Asuka's mother shot him.
------- Sometime late that evening
"As the war bog down in Iraq with Saddam Hussein resorting to Guerilla attacks at the American occupation forces, the chancellor." the TV reporter blabbing about some squabble between some countries in the Middle East, Shinji is busy cooking up another meal while watching over the little toddler next to him.
{Sorry, I couldn't resist that-Author}
"Asuka, I told you not to glomp my leg while I am cooking, the kitchen is dangerous place for a little girl." Shinji said to the girl under him.
"Dangerous when mommy is around. Not dangerous when big brother is around." The little Asuka smiles and glomps Shinji's leg again.
"Don't you have homework to do, young lady?" "Nope, all done." The little Asuka rewards Shinji with her chibi-smile, but backed off from his leg as he Shinji placed the pie he was pinching into the stove. As he finished doing this, the doorbell rang.
Mrs. Sohryu must forgotten her keys again.
Since they lived in an upper class neighborhood, Shinji didn't usually think about things like crime, so without a second thought, Shinji moved to open the door. He would regret that one act for the rest of his life.
Stood by the door way was a man and two women dressed in black tuxedos and highly "Inconspicuous" trench coats and eye glasses. Shinji had to unleash every iota of his self-control to prevent himself from crying out in fear.
"Ah, what.are.can I do for you folks?" was all Shinji could stutter.
"Die." The man answered. Then all three pulled out guns and fired.and fired.
When the young Asuka walks into the lobby after hearing the gun shots.she could do nothing but scream and cry as she found her beloved big brother curled in a fetal position amidst a pool of red.
-----
20 minutes later
As Kaji and Gendo, escorted by half a dozen NERV agents arrive at the scene, they found the poor Asuka sitting and crying with her big brother in her arms. Wasting no time, Kaji run across the room with his gun drawn, comforting the poor girl while scanning for enemies he know that is going to be there. Reaching out one hand pretending to check for a pulse, he carefully removes the small dart on Shinji's neck and hid it in his shirt pocket.
"Call the morgue, there isn't anything we can do now." Kaji comments as his two escorts make the phone call.
Asuka, hearing how her big brother is beyond any help, screams and cries with a fresh bout of misery, until she finally became to tired and fell asleep. Looking up, Kaji found Gendo staring at him and the little girl.
"This.is most unexpected." Gendo finally spoke.
Raising his eyes until they met with the NERV directors, Kaji replied: "It look like we have some other enemies, unless we have unexpected allies."
"Indeed." For a second, Kaji thought his deception was through. Then he realized Gendo had turned around and already staring away.
"This could be an unexpected boon through."
"Oh?"
"The girl has just lost her mother and it looked like she had some concern for this.spy, when she wakes up, if we present the evidence correctly, we can make her think that our enemies were responsible for this.double tragedy, and with a few words of persuasion, we can make it to appear that in order to avenge her love ones, she must pilot the EVA."
Kaji, blinking twice: "Isn't that a bit harsh, she just lost everything she loves, and you are going to tell her.that her mother is dead?"
"The ultimate Scenario is what at stake, like Mrs. Sohryu said, she is just put a part in it, and.do you really prefer to tell her the truth?"
Pausing for a moment, the Kaji replied: "No."
------------ In the future, two days later
It is another school day for the children in Japan, but unlike every other day, Shinji came to school alone without the devils in tow. And with a black eye and several bruises. Shinji wave at his fellow traumatized stooges, who were also in various state of upheaval (although some what less as their wounds healed a bit since then).
"So what happen to you? Rough night with the queens of pain?" Toji quipped in curiosity, then ducked smartly as Hikari reach out to grab his ear.
"You can say that again." Shinji, in his dejected mode, stare at his desk in gloom.
"No seriously, what happened?" Kensuke ask in curiosity. Without his precious daily Prozac, the Otaku became rather.stable lately than going off into bouts of depression, twirling a pencil in his hand, Kensuke use his good eye (the other one is still under wrap) and give the third child an inquisitive glare.
"Hikari, let me ask you something personal." Shinji turned around to ask the class Rep.
"Oh, what is it?" Hikari, frustrated at her inability to grab the jock, turned around and join the look-at-the-third-child contest.
"Is it true that in a environment predominantly female, that all the women set their.um..how did Misato put it.clocks to go off in the same time?" "You mean their periods? Yea of course, my sisters and mine went off last week, boy it was hectic."
"No wonder you threatened to tear my left ear off that time." Toji cut in. In response, like all women accused of biological weakness, Hikari raise her left hand.and decked Toji with a hard left that send the jock flying off his chair.and into the ground hard. Smiling pleasantly, Hikari went back to Shinji and ask why.then the revelation hit her like a hammer. Looking at the aghast Kensuke, Hikari assume he realize what it meant as well.
"Oooh yea." Shinji answered.
Hating herself for being nosy, Hikari ask: "So how bad was it?"
"Well first I got kicked off my futon by both girls."
Kensuke and Hikari nods, from the stories they heard before it is not a big surprise.
"Kicked there."
Not catching the male drift, Hikari asks: "Where?"
"There." Shinji points below the belt area.
"oooooo" were his two companions' reply.
"And then there was breakfast, and Tsuka demand me to cook Pen^2 because I forgot to buy beacon last night, the next thing u know, Misato came in furious about our recent report cards, then Asuka shout something like 'whore man stealer' or along that line and threw the breakfast gruel I made at her, before I knew it, Misato got her gun out and shot a hole on the wall, thank god she was low on ammo. Then the two Asukas took defensive positions around the fridge and start flings beer (fully loaded) cans at her, of course, guess who is the lucky fellow that tried to clear things up and end up getting brained?"
Using a tone resembling Kenshin from R.K, Kensuke replied: "Oro."
".and the last thing I heard before I dash out that place is Misato threatening to order Unit-03 be painted pink unless the Asuka and Tsuka go to class."
Kensuke and Toji, their eyes widen with fear, quickly (the other one got up) ran back to their desks and start grabbing everything on their desk and tossing them into their bags.
"Where are you going, you can't cut class!" Hikari shouted, in her best class rep voice.
Sealing his bag, Toji replied: "Yes I can and you cannot stop me, if you think I am going to be around when the devils shows up, you are wrong." "And plus," Kensuke adds as he starting running to the door, "it is self D- " He never got a chance to finish his sentence, as he slam right into someone coming through the door. Before he can react, the other figure gives Kensuke a French kiss in the mouth. As two forms tumbled on to the floor, with, as Shinji and the rest of the class blink in surprise, Rei on top??
"Well.I guess that didn't taste too bad." Rei commented as she finally broke off the kiss.
"Ah hi Ayanami," Kensuke replied as he bite back a scream of pain threatening from the pressure generated by Rei's female asserts pushing into his still-broken arm. "About that Prozac bottle I was showing you last night."
"Oh yes," smiling as she got stand back up, dressed in a skin-tight school uniform with a skirt that cut a little bit higher (about three inches) than the school requirements {Fan service!-author} Rei look down on her friend "It had to most interesting aftertaste, you know, I start to experiencing all kind of interesting sensations and memories afterwards, did you know the commander always came first while in bed with Shinji's mom? Or Shinji wetting his bed at age 4? Ah well, these silly memories that were not mine."
Staring right past the lenses of the shocked Otaku, Rei whisper into Kensuke's ear: "Now about that promise to teach me."
Before she can say another word, the whole class broke out cheering as the male body welcomes Kensuke to his "score-hood."
----- Two figures, both wore gold-rimmed glasses with red lenses, one fuming with a grinning sub-commander Fuyutsuki standing beside him, the other smiled sadistically with an equally jovial Kaji standing over him.
All four men were watching the Camera feed of class A-2, and as the scene unfold, Gendo became more and more angry as his past secrets being blurted out by a happy Ayanami. Finally he lost his temper and slammed his fist on the desk, blushing furiously and said: "This is NOT according to the scenario!"
While six miles away, the other man turned around to Kaji, smiling happily, "This is EXACTLY according to the scenario."
------- Ah.another chapter done, it seem for every sad part I generate, I get several equally sadistic ideas.like what happen if Kaji and his associate decide to free the tanks full of Ayanami and give all of them a nice dose of Prozac? (So Gendo could not have the current defective Ayanami removed) The convert war against NERV might just take a comically turn.
Thank Kayrona and the slayer-watch (my god sent pre-reader and anime provider) for providing me the idea for the Asuka PMS story, come to think it, the idea for sync periods can easily go right into other "magical girlfriend fics"
Like "Love Hina"-and watch the whole dorm explode
Or "Oh my Goddess" Skuld having her first time.
Or "Tenchi Muyo"
Or "sister Princess" 12 sisters and one guy.
Or *shudder "sailor moon"
I guess after this fic I would have all kind of interesting things to write about.
Disclaimer: I do not have ownership, nor I am making money off this. By reading this, you are consenting and telling me you are under 18 or 21. Because the humorousness and occasional violence will invoke uncontrollable laughter and bitter cries later that may embarrass you in front of your friends and during sexual intercourses.
I hate ACCs, I will never use ACC during the course of my writings, the Kensuke Prozac thing is the only thing closest to ACC as possible. Although, I did had an idea to include for ACCs in this story, but only in the end one of them turn out to be Shinji the older, but I never wrote a mystery fic before.
The follow people, in this order, discover where Simon Illyan comes from: Zachary Westman, Decebalus, Chris field, Dies K. Irae and FireAngel-Kayona (before I decided to cut this off) since non of them decide to send a character sketch with them and there is a policy above against over- powering-fic-ruining ACCs, I am forced to reduce them to secondary roles as they come along(such as colorless Section two agents). And why is memory the only book they mention? The M.V series is about 15 books long, and almost every one of them mentioned Simon Illyan.
Chapter 8: Diabolic Edict
-----
Munich NERV Research center, Two days pass New Year of 2004
Deeply buried under hundreds of shell offices and fakes warehouses, under more than three meters of concrete and steel lies the infamous research center that started the final human Instrumentality project. Standing on top of one of the many walk-ways that criss-cross like spider webs, Mrs. Sohryu direct a few men working on the giant monster that would be later known as EVA-02, for now, it is nothing more than huge lumps of flesh that needed to be seal together, with one of its arms missing and the other one connected by nothing but a nest of wires and one giant arm bone. One of the guards approach her:
"Mrs. Sohryu? Chairman Keel and the Japanese branch leader both wish to see you in their office the earliest convenience." Translation: As soon as you can get out your lab coat.
"Oh be right there, give me sometime to finish this." Mrs. Sohryu gesture her notebook.
"Of course."
A few moments later, Mrs. Sohryu knock on the door to the chairman's office.
"Come in." A falsely pleasant voice came from inside. Feeling like a medieval knight standing in front of dragon's lair, Mrs. Sohryu reach out and push the door open. Like all evil-diabolical-insidious-stupid classic villains, chairman Keel's office is pitch dark, with only a single lamp illuminating his desk and his face.
"Ah Mrs. Sohryu, I like to congratulate you on some good news, your daughter scored the highest in the aptitude tests, so therefore, barring any strange situation arises, I can say she is going to be next pilot for EVA-02" "Congratulations." A voice that seem to float out of nowhere, turning around in shock, Mrs. Sohryu find herself staring at a Japanese man in his thirties, previously hidden near the right wall. What is with maniacal sidekicks that must hide behind their master in the dark?
"Err."
"Ah forgive me Mrs. Sohryu, I studied you and your work so closely that I forget that we didn't meet before, my name is Gendo Ikari, I am the leader of NERV Japan." The figure extended a hand to her, which Mrs. Sohryu shook tentatively.
"Oh hi, I remember now, I met your wife last year in the NERV annual office ball."
A flash of emotion shows in Gendo's face with the mention of his dead wife, but it quickly disappeared.
"Well sirs, I did plan to talk about my daughter, I um.I don't think it is a good idea for her to pilot EVAs anymore. I want her to have a normal life, so if you don't mind, I like to withdraw her from the program."
Since Chairman Keel wore a pair of visors, it was impossible for her to see his emotion, after a long period of silence, he replied: "Mrs. Sohryu," Using her last name to remind her husband's tragic accident "You must understand, the project is underway already, it is difficult for the Marduk institute to find children with these.special circumstances, and it is more difficult to find children who have to right psyche to be accepted by the EVAs, I urge you to reconsider."
"I am sorry Chairman, but I simply cannot allow it anymore." Before either man can react, Mrs. Sohryu pulled out a handgun from her coat pocket wave it between Ikari and Kiel.
Raising his hands in a way that practically mocked the situation, Chairman Keel smiled: "Careful, we don't want any accidents, please reconsider this."
"The time for diplomacy has passed, I want you to sign a document that guarantee my daughter shall never be part of your hideous project, then we will leave and never come back, I promise I would never reveal any more NERV secrets in the process."
Without dropping the smile, chairman Keel replied: "Well, it is certainly a generous offer, you are correct, the time for diplomacy has passed. You know Kyoko, your husband's final hour was amusing, trapped in that entry plug, with not LCL but hydrocholoric acid flooding up the entry plug."
A single gunshot rang out in the room.
And Mrs. Sohryu collapsed on the ground like a rag doll. From the shadows, an oriental man with a ponytail appeared, dressed in black with a dart launcher in hand.
"Very nicely done." Gendo commented, "Consider your security clearance up by another level."
"What am I now? Six?" Kaji replied.
"Five," Chairman Keel cut in: "For a college brat, you are already proven to be quite useful to us, monitoring the only surviving daughter of Dr. Katsuragi and the head programmer of Magi, what was her name again?"
"Naoko." Gendo supplied, without emotion any kind.
"Ah yes.but that is off topic for the moment, for now.hemm.just dispose her."
"How?" with a frown and the briefest pauses, Kaji stare right into Chairman Keel's glowing visor, then looked away and added: "I understand, should I put her out of her misery first?"
"No, let her die one with her creation, however, I find it interesting that somehow she decided to change her mind. As I recall, she was one of our more zealous proponents of the project even after her husband's.abrupt resignation."
Pressing a button on his desk, Chair Keel open a communication link to one of the offices that located hundreds of meters above their head.
"Zachary?"
"Yes sir?" the Section Two Security chief for Munich branch replied from the other end.
"Do you have any idea who might influenced our chief scientist to the point of.disloyalty?" Keel asked.
"Yes, sir, I send a memo about it almost three weeks earlier. I believe the waif Mrs. Sohryu taken with her six months earlier was responsible for her change of altitude, I had a conversation of extreme subversive nature taped recently and sent to the committee for actions."
"Oh? I must have missed it."
"I will send up another copy it now."
Within seconds, the terminal in front of trio blinked to life, and played out the conversation Shinji (Simon) had with Mrs. Sohryu few days ago. By the end of the Conversation, Keel was incensed, Gendo watched with his usual lack of emotion, and Kaji made a soft whistle in appreciation.
"This is most.unexpected." Gendo finally commented.
"We must take action. Kaji!" Chairman Keel orders.
"Yes sir?" Kaji answered tentatively.
"I want you personally go down there, catch that brat, ALIVE, then bring him back for my personal.debriefing, alright, dismissed.you know what to do with her."
{Author's note: Have u ever notice villains besides the DC trash all never say "Kill" or "torture" when issuing orders to their henchmen?}
As the two Japanese clear the room with the unconscious body in tow, chairman Keel places his against his right breast, and felt the warm red liquid gashing out from the hole where Asuka's mother shot him.
------- Sometime late that evening
"As the war bog down in Iraq with Saddam Hussein resorting to Guerilla attacks at the American occupation forces, the chancellor." the TV reporter blabbing about some squabble between some countries in the Middle East, Shinji is busy cooking up another meal while watching over the little toddler next to him.
{Sorry, I couldn't resist that-Author}
"Asuka, I told you not to glomp my leg while I am cooking, the kitchen is dangerous place for a little girl." Shinji said to the girl under him.
"Dangerous when mommy is around. Not dangerous when big brother is around." The little Asuka smiles and glomps Shinji's leg again.
"Don't you have homework to do, young lady?" "Nope, all done." The little Asuka rewards Shinji with her chibi-smile, but backed off from his leg as he Shinji placed the pie he was pinching into the stove. As he finished doing this, the doorbell rang.
Mrs. Sohryu must forgotten her keys again.
Since they lived in an upper class neighborhood, Shinji didn't usually think about things like crime, so without a second thought, Shinji moved to open the door. He would regret that one act for the rest of his life.
Stood by the door way was a man and two women dressed in black tuxedos and highly "Inconspicuous" trench coats and eye glasses. Shinji had to unleash every iota of his self-control to prevent himself from crying out in fear.
"Ah, what.are.can I do for you folks?" was all Shinji could stutter.
"Die." The man answered. Then all three pulled out guns and fired.and fired.
When the young Asuka walks into the lobby after hearing the gun shots.she could do nothing but scream and cry as she found her beloved big brother curled in a fetal position amidst a pool of red.
-----
20 minutes later
As Kaji and Gendo, escorted by half a dozen NERV agents arrive at the scene, they found the poor Asuka sitting and crying with her big brother in her arms. Wasting no time, Kaji run across the room with his gun drawn, comforting the poor girl while scanning for enemies he know that is going to be there. Reaching out one hand pretending to check for a pulse, he carefully removes the small dart on Shinji's neck and hid it in his shirt pocket.
"Call the morgue, there isn't anything we can do now." Kaji comments as his two escorts make the phone call.
Asuka, hearing how her big brother is beyond any help, screams and cries with a fresh bout of misery, until she finally became to tired and fell asleep. Looking up, Kaji found Gendo staring at him and the little girl.
"This.is most unexpected." Gendo finally spoke.
Raising his eyes until they met with the NERV directors, Kaji replied: "It look like we have some other enemies, unless we have unexpected allies."
"Indeed." For a second, Kaji thought his deception was through. Then he realized Gendo had turned around and already staring away.
"This could be an unexpected boon through."
"Oh?"
"The girl has just lost her mother and it looked like she had some concern for this.spy, when she wakes up, if we present the evidence correctly, we can make her think that our enemies were responsible for this.double tragedy, and with a few words of persuasion, we can make it to appear that in order to avenge her love ones, she must pilot the EVA."
Kaji, blinking twice: "Isn't that a bit harsh, she just lost everything she loves, and you are going to tell her.that her mother is dead?"
"The ultimate Scenario is what at stake, like Mrs. Sohryu said, she is just put a part in it, and.do you really prefer to tell her the truth?"
Pausing for a moment, the Kaji replied: "No."
------------ In the future, two days later
It is another school day for the children in Japan, but unlike every other day, Shinji came to school alone without the devils in tow. And with a black eye and several bruises. Shinji wave at his fellow traumatized stooges, who were also in various state of upheaval (although some what less as their wounds healed a bit since then).
"So what happen to you? Rough night with the queens of pain?" Toji quipped in curiosity, then ducked smartly as Hikari reach out to grab his ear.
"You can say that again." Shinji, in his dejected mode, stare at his desk in gloom.
"No seriously, what happened?" Kensuke ask in curiosity. Without his precious daily Prozac, the Otaku became rather.stable lately than going off into bouts of depression, twirling a pencil in his hand, Kensuke use his good eye (the other one is still under wrap) and give the third child an inquisitive glare.
"Hikari, let me ask you something personal." Shinji turned around to ask the class Rep.
"Oh, what is it?" Hikari, frustrated at her inability to grab the jock, turned around and join the look-at-the-third-child contest.
"Is it true that in a environment predominantly female, that all the women set their.um..how did Misato put it.clocks to go off in the same time?" "You mean their periods? Yea of course, my sisters and mine went off last week, boy it was hectic."
"No wonder you threatened to tear my left ear off that time." Toji cut in. In response, like all women accused of biological weakness, Hikari raise her left hand.and decked Toji with a hard left that send the jock flying off his chair.and into the ground hard. Smiling pleasantly, Hikari went back to Shinji and ask why.then the revelation hit her like a hammer. Looking at the aghast Kensuke, Hikari assume he realize what it meant as well.
"Oooh yea." Shinji answered.
Hating herself for being nosy, Hikari ask: "So how bad was it?"
"Well first I got kicked off my futon by both girls."
Kensuke and Hikari nods, from the stories they heard before it is not a big surprise.
"Kicked there."
Not catching the male drift, Hikari asks: "Where?"
"There." Shinji points below the belt area.
"oooooo" were his two companions' reply.
"And then there was breakfast, and Tsuka demand me to cook Pen^2 because I forgot to buy beacon last night, the next thing u know, Misato came in furious about our recent report cards, then Asuka shout something like 'whore man stealer' or along that line and threw the breakfast gruel I made at her, before I knew it, Misato got her gun out and shot a hole on the wall, thank god she was low on ammo. Then the two Asukas took defensive positions around the fridge and start flings beer (fully loaded) cans at her, of course, guess who is the lucky fellow that tried to clear things up and end up getting brained?"
Using a tone resembling Kenshin from R.K, Kensuke replied: "Oro."
".and the last thing I heard before I dash out that place is Misato threatening to order Unit-03 be painted pink unless the Asuka and Tsuka go to class."
Kensuke and Toji, their eyes widen with fear, quickly (the other one got up) ran back to their desks and start grabbing everything on their desk and tossing them into their bags.
"Where are you going, you can't cut class!" Hikari shouted, in her best class rep voice.
Sealing his bag, Toji replied: "Yes I can and you cannot stop me, if you think I am going to be around when the devils shows up, you are wrong." "And plus," Kensuke adds as he starting running to the door, "it is self D- " He never got a chance to finish his sentence, as he slam right into someone coming through the door. Before he can react, the other figure gives Kensuke a French kiss in the mouth. As two forms tumbled on to the floor, with, as Shinji and the rest of the class blink in surprise, Rei on top??
"Well.I guess that didn't taste too bad." Rei commented as she finally broke off the kiss.
"Ah hi Ayanami," Kensuke replied as he bite back a scream of pain threatening from the pressure generated by Rei's female asserts pushing into his still-broken arm. "About that Prozac bottle I was showing you last night."
"Oh yes," smiling as she got stand back up, dressed in a skin-tight school uniform with a skirt that cut a little bit higher (about three inches) than the school requirements {Fan service!-author} Rei look down on her friend "It had to most interesting aftertaste, you know, I start to experiencing all kind of interesting sensations and memories afterwards, did you know the commander always came first while in bed with Shinji's mom? Or Shinji wetting his bed at age 4? Ah well, these silly memories that were not mine."
Staring right past the lenses of the shocked Otaku, Rei whisper into Kensuke's ear: "Now about that promise to teach me."
Before she can say another word, the whole class broke out cheering as the male body welcomes Kensuke to his "score-hood."
----- Two figures, both wore gold-rimmed glasses with red lenses, one fuming with a grinning sub-commander Fuyutsuki standing beside him, the other smiled sadistically with an equally jovial Kaji standing over him.
All four men were watching the Camera feed of class A-2, and as the scene unfold, Gendo became more and more angry as his past secrets being blurted out by a happy Ayanami. Finally he lost his temper and slammed his fist on the desk, blushing furiously and said: "This is NOT according to the scenario!"
While six miles away, the other man turned around to Kaji, smiling happily, "This is EXACTLY according to the scenario."
------- Ah.another chapter done, it seem for every sad part I generate, I get several equally sadistic ideas.like what happen if Kaji and his associate decide to free the tanks full of Ayanami and give all of them a nice dose of Prozac? (So Gendo could not have the current defective Ayanami removed) The convert war against NERV might just take a comically turn.
Thank Kayrona and the slayer-watch (my god sent pre-reader and anime provider) for providing me the idea for the Asuka PMS story, come to think it, the idea for sync periods can easily go right into other "magical girlfriend fics"
Like "Love Hina"-and watch the whole dorm explode
Or "Oh my Goddess" Skuld having her first time.
Or "Tenchi Muyo"
Or "sister Princess" 12 sisters and one guy.
Or *shudder "sailor moon"
I guess after this fic I would have all kind of interesting things to write about.
