Spitfire F.22: Recent events at my headquarters have made updating challenging. None the less, I have returned.
Starfire: Friend Spitfire, you are back!
(Starfire gives Spit one of her famous hugs.)
Spit: Hey, Star. ……….Can't…breath.
Robin: Um, Starfire, I think you can let go now.
Spit: (Gasping) Thanks, Robin.
Starfire: Oh, friend, I am sorry if I have damaged you.
Spit: No, no harm done.
Beast Boy: HEL-LOOO! Isn't this part supposed to be funny?
Spit: It would be, but I'm trying not to make Raven mad.
Robin: Well, maybe we can talk about something other then her and BB.
Raven: I HEARD THAT, BOY BLUNDER!
Spit: Hey, where's Cy?
Starfire: I believe he said that he had to do the going out.
Spit: Then let's talk about him. I have an idea. Let's have the First Annual Summit on Discovering If There's Any Girl In Particular That Cyborg Is Interested In.
Raven: Fine by me.
Robin: OK.
Starfire: This shall be glorious!
Beast Boy: Dudes! Now that's what I'm talk'in about!
Spit: Let's begin. Does anyone know of any girls Cy likes?
Starfire: Friend Bumble Bee told me that he liked Jinx.
Robin: He seemed rather fond of that girl from the soap opera.
Spit: OK. Raven, do you have any ideas?
Raven: I think he likes Bumble Bee.
Beast Boy: Dudes! Didn't y'all know he has a major crush on the girl at the Game Station Annex?
Spitfire: Well, I guess that settles it. Tune in next time for "Beast Boy's room" where we go where no sane person has willingly gone before."
Cyborg: Hey, y'all! I'm home! What are ya talk'in about?
Starfire: Are there any girls for whom you have 'the feelings'?
Cyborg: Well, there's, Ann, Amy, Bee, Cecilia, Donna, Franci, … Hey, what are you askin for?
Starfire: Spitfire decided it would be interesting.
Cyborg: He did, did he?
Robin: Spitfire, you better give the disclaimer and get out before he finds you.
Spit: Raven, you do it.
Raven: Spitfire F.22 does not own the Teen Titans. If he did-
Cyborg: Gotch'a now, Spitty! It's Sonic Cannon Time!
Robin: What did I say about RobStar-
BLAM!
Raven: That looks like it's gonna hurt.
Starfire: Friend Spitfire? Please speak to us!
Robin: Better bring him back to the med room. Dang that's the second time in as many chapters.
Beast Boy: Since everyone else seems busy, I'll say it. Let the story begin!
"No more cool radio names?" Beast Boy asked sadly.
"BB, nobody liked those names." Cyborg replied.
"Boyfriend Robin, where should we go next?" Starfire questioned with a clever smile.
"Well Star, it should be interesting. Hey how about this?" The two stopped in front of a store that sold bridal gowns.
"Oh Robin!" Star cried out half in surprise, and half for the benefit of the shocked blond in a pink tank top 25 feet behind.
"I would be delighted to enter this store with you."
"Hey Rea? What's happening?" Beast Boy whispered over the radio.
"They're, um, uh, well, they're looking at wedding dresses."
"No way." Came a shocked reply.
"Those gowns were beautiful!" Starfire sighed. "I wish we had been looking for real."
"Don't be too sure that we won't go back there." Robin said as he smiled to the beautiful girl beside him as they left. She smiled back at him, then grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss.
"PDA ALERT! PDA ALERT!" Raven called.
"Recording in progress" Cyborg returned.
"Dudes! Am I glad we've got a big screen!" Beast Boy added.
"Starfire, why don't we go to the food court?"
"I would be delighted! But perhaps we could eat somewhere more privet."
"Well, there is a restaurant on the top floor that's rather dark."
"Do you think we could get extra mustard?"
"I'm sure I could arrange it."
"Uh-oh, Beast Boy, we may want to break pursuit."
"But it's jut getting interesting."
"They're eating."
"They wouldn't………. Not here!"
"I know, but I was worried that it might bring back painful memories."
Just then, Cy broke in on the conversation. "Awwww! Raven's worried about little Beast Boy!"
"Shut up." Came back two angry voices.
"Ok, I guess I struck a nerve." Cy thought to himself. "This may be more fun then I thought."
"Well, how can we follow them?" BB asked.
"I , ah, we could go in like a couple and get a table near them." was Raven's nervous reply.
Beast Boy and Raven shared a table across from their query, while Cyborg was alone a few tables down.
"You know, Rea, you look kinda cute as a blond."
"What?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Beast Boy, I think a trench coat and fedora do things for you. Strange things, yes. But things." The interesting outfit was the only way they could think of to hide the changeling's green skin.
At that time, Cy was thinking, "BB and Ra are more fun to watch squirming then a Game Station contest any day."
At about this moment, Robin and Starfire realized that they were no longer being followed.
"Dick, it's time to begin plan zebra."
"Really? This will be great."
It must have been half an hour before anyone had noticed that Robin and Starfire had left. Beast Boy was staring at Raven, Raven was staring at beast Boy, and Cyborg was watching them both, and taking time to enjoy meat that hadn't been tainted with tofu.
Beast Boy turned away for a moment, and, when he noticed that the table across from them was now occupied by a blond man and his equally blond wife, he almost shouted. "They're gone!"
"Who are gone?
"Robin and Starfire!"
"What? Where did they go?"
"I don't know. Weren't you looking?
"Um, uh, um, weren't you?"
The two rushed to Cy's table.
"Where did they go?"
"How should I know? I was watching you." the large half robot replied with a grin.
"We better find 'em."
"Wait! I can search telepathically!" Raven stated, then paled a little.
"They're not here."
"I guess we better go. They'll be wondering where we went."
When the three heroes arrived in the parking lot, they were confronted with a question that had haunted shoppers from the dawn of time. "Where'd I park the T-car?"
They searched for 15 minutes, until Cyborg remembered that he could find the car with his built in sensors.
"You'd think one of us would have thought of that before."
"There it is!…….. Wait. Why are the windows fogged up?"
The three Titans Ran two the T-car, hoping nothing was wrong, but prepared for the worst. Or so they thought.
Cyborg opened the door, and he, BB and Rea gasped.
"Hey guys! What took you so long?" Robin asked.
"Yes, we have been here for quite a while, and so we had to do the amusing of ourselves." Starfire, who was sitting on Robin's lap, added.
The three former spies sweat dropped, and fell to the ground.
Starfire and Robin laughed, and then resumed the amusing of themselves.
Well, that's it! This is the last chapter I had planed, but if anyone has a good suggestion, it will be considered. I am now working on a somewhat less funny chapter story, and it should be fun. Hope you enjoyed Spys, and remember, REVIEW!
