Night-
Eighteen swearing, Scottish men with pick-axes chip at the ground of an emu farm. They occasionally awaken an emu, as can be heard by the persistent squawking.
I wish I wasn't a non-magical muggle they all think, deep, deep, deep, deep in their souls, while they dig.
Except for one of the Scottish Scribes who went by the name of Federico Diggory, but who had once gone by the name of Cederic or Cider, as his friends called him!
Federico, who was simply disguised as a muggle, wasn't swearing.
His heart was so broken that his tongue could not find enough strength to utter colorful, racy, bawdy, blue, broad, erotic, immodest, indecent, indelicate, lewd, lurid, naughty, off color, purple, risqué, shady, smutty, spicy, suggestive, or wicked words.
Words, words, words thought he. If only I hadn't cut my own tongue off for reasons that are too bawdy, blue, broad, erotic, immodest, indecent, indelicate, lewd, lurid, naughty, off color, purple, risqué, shady, smutty, spicy, suggestive, and wicked to mention.
Oh! Damn my eyes! Oh! Thought he.
Cederic had felt empty, like a sleeping lion, in the months since Voldemort had tried to kill him. The encounter had left with many mental scars, but only one physical mark. On Cederic's left cheek there was a lightning shaped scar. Unfortunately, he was too embarrassed to go around showing his cheek, so he was un-famous. In the past year since the encounter, he had sworn revenge on the boy who had done this to him! That boy with those eyes! Thought he. Harry Potter.
Suddenly he heard Al "Mickey-D" MacKay tap him on the shoulder.
"Did you hear, Cederic?
"Everyone wee one who was even a wee bit well known and beloved at Hogwarts is dead! Also Delilah Jones, a Ravenclaw!"
Slowly, two tears fell glistening from Cederic's eyes. They glistened in the moonlight.
Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, an emu, spotting the sparkle came and bit Federica to death.
Author's note: I hope you enjoyed the sequel to my critically acclaimed first chapter! Usually I hate sequels, but this one is really good. Love you all! In a platonic way because boys are icky and I just don't swing the other way! Sorry!
Evelyn4eva
