WARNING: This story may cause brain damage and lose of intelligence
START GAME
Right Paddle: "We have to find a new ball! We have to play!"
Left Paddle: "No we don't, so shut up!"
Right Paddle: "But we need a new ball! Please!!"
Left Paddle: "Why? Why do we need a ball?"
Right Paddle: "To play the game. I LOVE THE GAME!"
Left Paddle: "Will it make you stop talking?"
Right Paddle: "For a time."
Left Paddle: "Oh, my word! Fine! We can use that guy!"
Guy: "Who me?!"
Left Paddle: "Yeah, you. You are now the ball!"
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Left Paddle: "Get over here, Ball."
Guy: "That is not my name. My name is Bob."
Right Paddle: "GAME!"
Left Paddle: "Whatever. Can we just get him to shut up?"
Bob: "Ok."
Right Paddle: "Who serves first?"
Left Paddle: "I will. Get over here, Ball."
Bob: "My name is not ball. It is Bob!"
Left Paddle: "Get over here you moron. Don't make me come over there!"
Right Paddle: "Don't forget, Left. You are lazy!"
Left Paddle: "So what. Besides I feel a little strange so I think I am going to stop being lazy."
Bob: "Okay, fine. I will play."
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Left Paddle: "Now you have done it."
Bob: "Okay."
Right Paddle: "You serve, Left."
Bob: "Why did he stop moving? Did he…die?"
Right Paddle: "Oh, no!"
Bob: "Oh, no!"
Right Paddle: "Oh, no!"
Bob: "Oh, no!"
Right Paddle: "Oh, no!"
Bob: "Oh, no!"
Koolaid man: "OH, YEAH!"
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"
Bob: "Who was that?"
Right Paddle: "Why did you have to die of starvation, Left?"
Bob: "He starved to death?"
Right Paddle: "Starving to death; another side effect of hunger."
Bob: "Should have grabbed a Snickers; packed with peanuts, caramel, and chocolate."
Right Paddle: "…."
Bob: "Hey, look we can look in that shed for a New Left."
Right Paddle: "Okay."
Koolaid man: "NO…"
Bob: "What just poured out of there?"
Right Paddle: "And all over us?"
Bob: "It taste like lemonade."
Koolaid man: "I'M WORKING ON NEW LEMONADE TOO!"
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"
Right Paddle: "Now how are we going to get a New Left?"
Bob: "How am I supposed to know! Maybe you should read this sign next to me that says how!"
Right Paddle: "You aren't really a ball are you?"
Bob: "No, I am a grown man that has made a lot of mistakes."
Right Paddle: "Grumpiness; another side effect of hunger."
Bob: "How about that guy over there?"
Right Paddle: "Hey, you. What is your name?"
Guy: "Who."
Bob: "You. What is your name?"
Guy: "Who."
Right Paddle: "I want to play."
Bob: "Will you play with us?"
Guy: "Play what?"
Bob: "Always asking questions. Pong! What else would we play?!"
Guy: "Okay."
Right Paddle: "Just tell us your name."
Guy: "Who."
Bob: "You! What is your stinking name?"
Guy: "My name is Who! You morons! I told you already!"
Right Paddle: "Don't leave, Who!"
Who: "See you around."
Right Paddle: "NO…"
Bob: "It looks like he made a lot of mistakes too."
Right Paddle: "NO…"
Bob: "Well, now who can we get to be Left?"
Right Paddle: "I don't know. How about him?"
Bob: "Hey, guy!"
Guy: "How did you know my name?"
Right Paddle: "Me want to play!"
Guy: "You are stalkers! Ah…"
Bob: "Now, why did he run away?"
Right Paddle: "Be afraid. Be very afraid!"
Strange evil voice: "Mwahahahahaha…"
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "MAD SCIENTIST?! WHERE?!"
Kid: "Not mad scientist, mad scientwist."
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "OH, YEAH!"
Bob: "Well, now that the terror is over, we can look for a New Left."
Right Paddle: "Right."
Bob: "No, Left."
Right Paddle: "Left, right."
Bob: "NO! Left Paddle!"
Right Paddle: "Left Paddle, right."
Bob: "…."
Right Paddle: "How about you, sir?"
Person: "Who me?"
Bob: "No, the person behind you."
Person: "Oh, there is somebody behind me."
Right Paddle: "Yeah, him, not you."
Person: "Well…"
Bob: "So, do you want to join us?"
Right Paddle: "Bob, that is a pole."
Bob: "Answer me! You foolish person!"
Right Paddle: "Impaired judgment; another side effect of hunger."
Bob: "Maybe we should get a job."
Right Paddle: "Why?"
Bob: "To get our mind off of the game."
Right Paddle: "!"
Bob: "…."
Right Paddle: "Take my mind of the game with a job?! Are you a psycho?!"
Koolaid man: "I'M WORKING ON NEW KOOLAID JAMMERS!"
Kid: "Orange?"
Koolaid man: "YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?"
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "OH, YEAH!"
Bob: "Let's get out of here. I'm afraid."
Right Paddle: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
Strange evil voice: "Mwhahahahahaha…"
Bob and Right Paddle: "…."
Koolaid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"
Announcer: "Try new Koolaid Jammers, in the clear back pouch!"
END GAME
Well, was it funny? Me and my muse decided to write more!( Thanks to one reviewer) Sorry if anybody becomes insane from this. Oh, well, see you in the psycho ward. If another chapter is written the title will change to "The Great Pong Saga"
