WARNING- This story may cause brain damage and lose of intelligence

START GAME

Bob: "I am sorry to announce that Right has gone into a state of insanity. We have failed to find a New Left and haven't played the game for five years or minutes."

Right Paddle: "I'm not insane because I don't have any yogurt!"

Group of spectators: "Boo!"

Bob: "…"

Group of spectators: "We want a game! We want a game! We want a game! NOW!"

Bob: "Grumpiness; another side effect of hunger. Should have grabbed a Snickers; packed with peanuts, caramel, and chocolate."

Group of spectators: "…"

Bob: "Oh, no! They are starting a mob! They're going to attack soon!"

Right Paddle: "Oh, no!"

Bob: "Oh, no!"

Koolaid man: "OH, YEAH!"

Bob: "You! Can you help me with this mob?"

Right Paddle: "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Bob and group of spectators: "…"

Koolaid man: "THERE'S MORE SUGAR IN MY NEW SUGARADE!"

Bob: "Oh, great the mob is growing!"

Mob: "ATTACK!"

Bob: "AHHHH!"

Right Paddle: "Snap into a Slim Jim! Eat me!"

Mob: "Ok, yeah."

Bob: "Ok, good they are gone."

Koolaid man: "THEY WILL NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK!"

Right Paddle: "…"

Bob: "Good, he left. That guy creeps me out!"

Right Paddle: "The grass is always greener on the other side."

Bob: "Yeah, where Left is supposed to be."

Right Paddle: "Speaking of Left, do you think this color makes me look fat?"

Bob: "We need a New Left!"

Random person: "I'll do it!"

Bob: "Are you experienced?"

Random person: "At what?"

Bob: "Playing the game!"

Person: "What game?"

Right Paddle: "The moon looks greener on the other side too!"

Bob: "Umm… You need some yogurt."

Person: "…"

Bob: "Now why did he leave?"

Right Paddle: "Moo."

Bob: "Is there anybody that can be New Left?!"

Right Paddle: "ZZZ…"

Bob: "He sleeping!"

Mysterious evil voice: "Sleepiness; another side effect of hunger."

Bob: "Should have grabbed a Snickers; packed with peanuts, caramel and chocolate."

Mysterious evil voice: "…"

Bob: "So who are you?"

Evil voice: "I am Dracula!"

Bob: "Ahh!"

Dracula: "I want to eat your Snickers!"

Right Paddle: "ZZZ…"

Bob: "Help!"

Dracula: "Yes, yes!"

Bob: "Mommy!"

Mummy: "Yes?"

Bob and Dracula: "…"

Mummy: "What? You called."

Bob: "Help me!"

Mummy: "Quick everybody do the Monster Mash!"

Right Paddle: "Huh? What is going on?"

Bob: "Was that a mummy? Oh, well, Dracula is gone! That was close."

Right Paddle: "…"

Bob: "Hey, you!"

Jimbe: "What?"

Bob: "Want to be the New Left?"

Jimbe: "Sure."

Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"

Jimbe: "What is his problem?"

Bob: "Don't ask."

Right Paddle: "Too late! First it all started when I came out of the field…"

Jimbe: "Ahh…"

Bob: "Now why did he run?"

Ghost: "Boo!"

Right Paddle: "Ahh!"

Bob: "Who are you?"

Ghost: "I'm Ball!"

Bob: "I see popped balls!"

Ghost Ball: "…"

Right Paddle: "Ah!"

Ghost Ball: "I see live people!"

Kid: "It is dead people!"

Koolaid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!!!"

Bob: "AHHHHHHH!"

Ghost Ball: "I am out of here!"

Right Paddle: "Where did everybody go?"

Bob: "While you were hiding under the table they left."

Right Paddle: "What about the game?"

Bob: "No New Left."

Right Paddle: "I have a philosophical question."

Bob: "Ok, what?"

Right Paddle: "If a canoe drives into a gas station with a flat tire on Wednesday, how many Popsicle sticks will it take to build the dog house, that is two years older than Jim, which is younger than yogurt?"

Bob: "…"

Right Paddle: "…"

Bob: "Ok…"

Right Paddle: "Furthermore, how many fish does it take to power the gallons of Spaghetti will it take to get Timothy to Kansas by Friday?"

Bob: "…"

Right Paddle: "Exactly!"

Bob: "…"

Kid: "What to hear a joke?"

Right Paddle: "Yes!"

Bob: "Oh, no."

Koolaid man: OH, YEAH!"

Bob: "…"

Kid: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Right Paddle: "…"

Kid: "Because it was on fire!"

Bob, Koolaid man and Right Paddle: "…"

Kid: "Did you hear the one about the broom?"

Everybody else: "…"

Kid: "Yeah, well, it is sweeping the nation!"

Everybody else: "…"

Kid: "Did you hear about the kidnapping?"

Everybody else: "A kidnapping!?"

Kid: "Yeah, well, he woke up!"

Everybody else: "…"

Kid: "Tough crowd."

Bob: "I'm glad he's gone."

Right Paddle: "Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head?"

Koolaid man: "…"

Bob: "Sara Lee! Sara Lee!"

Koolaid man: "…"

Bob: "We need a New Left!"

Right Paddle: "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!"

Bob: "Good, Koolaid man left."

Right Paddle: "So many people lefting but still no Left!

Bob: "Hey you will you be the New Left?!"

New Left: "Sure."

Right Paddle: "Oh, happy days!"

Bob: "Happy happy joy joy!"

Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"

New Left: "Is he always like this?"

Bob: "Yeah, I think he's hungry."

Right Paddle: "Psychoticness; another side effect of hunger!"

New Left: "…"

Bob: "That isn't a side effect of hunger! What are you thinking?!"

Right Paddle: "Is too!"

Bob: "That isn't a side effect of hunger!"

Right Paddle: "Is too!"

Bob: "That isn't a side effect of hunger!"

New Left: "…"

Right Paddle: "Talk to the hand!"

New Left Paddle: "Can we play yet?"

Bob: "Hand?"

Right Paddle: "…"

New Left Paddle: "…"

Bob: "…"

Right Paddle: "…"

Koolaid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!!!"

END GAME

Well sorry about the long wait. My friend and I haven't had much time to work on this any. Oh, well, there you go. Review and tell us what you think! Want another chapter? Then say so! Hope we're family in the psycho house.