WARNING- This story may cause brain damage and lose of intelligence

START GAME

Bob: "So are we going to play?"

Right Paddle: "I hope so."

New Left Paddle: "It's fine with me."

Random Person: "You gellin'?"

Bob: "…"

Right Paddle: "…"

New Left Paddle: "Hey, Helen, you gellin'?"

Helen: "Like a felon. Do you want some melon?"

Random Person: "Nah, but I'm like Magellan I'm soooo gellin!"

New Left Paddle: "Nice."

Right Paddle: "Can we just play the game?!"

Helen: "Listen to that yellin'."

New Left Paddle: "He's sooo not gellin'."

Right Paddle: "You want some watermelon?"

Bob: "I'm gelling."

Random Person: "You're so not gellin'!"

New Left Paddle: "Nope."

Bob: "Quit with the yellin' and the gellin' and the melon and the Helen."

Helen: "Fine, I'm leaving!"

Right Paddle: "Good, now we can play!"

New Left Paddle: "Okay."

Bob: "Finally!"

Right Paddle: "I'll serve."

New Left Paddle: "What the h-"

Bob: "Let's keep this thing G rated!"

New Left Paddle: "I was going to say hamster."

Right Paddle: "Where?!"

New Left Paddle: "Running down the street!"

Bob: "Wow, there really is a giant hamster."

New Left Paddle: "I told you so."

Random Person: "I killed four children this morning and I am still going strong."

Right Paddle: "That guy just killed a child!"

Bob: "NO! We need to keep this G rated!!!!"

New Left Paddle: "Psycho people these days."

Right Paddle: "Back in the day when Ball was alive psychos only killed one person a day."

Bob: "…"

Random Person: "That was in your day. Today we kill four and more!"

Bob: "NO!!!!! We are doing that all over again! Only censored!"

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Random Person: "I ki**ed four children this morning and I am still going strong."

Right Paddle: "That guy just ki**ed a child!"

Bob: "This is better."

New Left Paddle: "Psycho people these days."

Right Paddle: "Back in the day when Ball was alive psychos only ki**ed one person a day."

New Left Paddle: "…"

Random Person: "That was in your day. Today we ki** four and more!"

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Fat man: "I sat on somebody."

New Left Paddle: "Who are you?"

Fat man: "I'm Fat Man!"

Bob: "…"

Right Paddle: "Do you want to play with us?"

Fat Man: "Are you playing pong?"

New Left Paddle: "What else would we play?!"

Thing: "I will!"

Kool-aid man: "OH, YEAH!!!"

Fat man: "NO! I am supposed to be the fattest! He is fatter than me!"

"Bob: "…"

New Left Paddle: "Ok."

Kool-aid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!!"

Right Paddle: "I just got an idea, an idea so stupid my hip would explode if I knew what I was thinking!"

New Left Paddle: "What?!"

Bob: "Oh, great!"

Fat Man: "Please tell us!"

Thing: "What is it?"

Right Paddle: "Now we can play four way pong!!!!!!! YAY!!!"

Kid: "Boo!"

Bob: "GO away, kid."

Thing: "Yeah!"

New Left Paddle: "So what are you exactly?"

Right Paddle: "I'm a paddle."

Bob: "He didn't mean you."

Right Paddle: "Oh."

Fat Man: "I am a very fat man."

Right Paddle: "Fatness, another side effect of hunger."

Thing: "…"

Bob: "…"

New Left Paddle: "I didn't mean you Fat Man."

Fat Man: "Oh."

Kool-aid man: "I'M WORKING ON NEW KOOL-AID TWISTS!!"

Thing: "Me?"

New Left Paddle: "Yes, you."

Thing: "I'm a thing."

Bob: "A thing?"

Right Paddle: "Can we just play?"

Fat Man: "Yeah really."

New Left Paddle: "I'm willing."

Bob: "Good."

Kool-aid man: "I'VE GOT TO GO WORK ON NEW KOOL-AID TWISTS!!!!"

Fat Man: "Yeah! I'm the fattest again!"

Right Paddle: "GAME!!!!"

Bob: "Fine."

New Left Paddle: "Are we playing four way?"

Fat Man: "Yes."

Right Paddle: "YAY!!!"

Thing: "Oh, and, Red, I'm fine. You were obviously wrong about those mushrooms."

Bob: "…"

New Left Paddle: "…"

Fat Man: "What?"

Right Paddle: "Who's Red?"

Bob: "…"

Thing: "Can we play now?"

Right Paddle: "YAY! GAME!!!"

New Left Paddle: "Fat Man, you can be at the top. Thing, you can be at the bottom."

Fat Man: "Ok."

Bob: "Great! Four people to whack me around."

Thing: "Ok."

Bob: "OUCH!!!"

Fat Man: "Pain, another side effect of hunger."

New Left Paddle: "Should have grabbed a sn-"

Right Paddle: "Let's just play!!!"

Thing: "I tried."

Bob: "You are supposed to hit me to someone not just hit me."

Thing: "Oh."

Right Paddle: "Can we just play?"

New Left Paddle: "Yes."

Fat Man: "I'll start."

Bob: "Wheeeee!"

New Left Paddle: "I got him!"

Right Paddle: "Good save! My turn!"

Bob: "Wheeeee!"

Thing: "I'll try one."

Bob: "Ouch!"

Thing: "…"

New Left Paddle: "That's strange."

Right Paddle: "Why does he get hurt only when Thing hits him?"

Thing: "…"

Bob: "Ouch!"

Kool-aid man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!!!!"

Fat Man: "I'm hungary!"

END GAME

Well, there's another one. Very sorry about the looooooooong wait for this one. Been really busy lately. But good news! If the reviews come, we'll get another chapter up, sooner this time. Again, sorry about the wait. See you in the nut house!