"Ugh…" groaned Lee. He sat up from his bed. "Where am I?" he asked as he looked around at his surroundings. 'White walls, white curtains, get well cards and flowers…Konoha Hospital?'

"Lee! I'm glad you're ok!" called Gai from the door.

"Gai-sensei! What happened? Why am I here?" asked a puzzled Lee.

"You don't remember?" asked Gai.

"Not really…" said Lee, as he reached back into his last memories.


flashback

Lee dropped his weights and surprised the whole room with their weight as they hit the floor. He dashed forward with his amazing new speed and restarted his attack on Gaara. However, even at this speed, Gaara managed to hold out for a few moments before being hit, and even after several hits, he was still standing. Pushing his muscles to his maximum speed, he circled Gaara and landed a severe blow to the head.

As Gaara got up several metres away, he saw sand cracking and falling off. Seeing this new obstacle present itself in the form of Gaara's Suna no Yoroi. Determined to rip the armor off, Lee dashed forwards in a renewed charge. However, a three meter wide trench of quicksand materialized around his target, right under his feet! There was no escape. Unable to wield chakra, Lee sank under. The last thing he heard was Gaara's voice, "Suna Shuriken!"

Flashback


"Well, not much happened after that. The examiner declared Gaara the winner, just as he fell on his knees, with no strength left." Explained Gai. "You almost had him. You will learn from experience and next time, you will win!"

"Hai Sensei!" said Lee, with a salute.


Elsewhere, Naruto was eating ramen at his favourite ramen stand, Ichuraku. After his 13th bowl, Naruto went for a walk before he started his training. As he walked past the baths, one of his old urges snuck up on him. Casting his Oroike no Jutsu, he walked into the bath house, as his mental roommate sighed with despair.

As Naruto made his way into the female baths, he felt a slightly cloaked presence right outside the bath house wall. Curious at who the other pervert was, he snuck across the bath and found the wall the other person would have been at. From his wrist, he pulled a katana out while shielding what he was doing from the other people with his body. Without warning, he stabbed it into the wall and heard a few loud curses. "PERVERT!" screamed the women in the baths as they heard the distinctive male voice. All the while, Naruto laughing so hard, he accidentally let his jutsu slip. Suddenly, the situation wasn't so funny anymore. "Err… hi…ladies…" he stuttered.

As the murderous gazes burned a hole through Naruto, the other peeper yelled out, "Sucks to be you! Hahaha!"

Ticked off that his prank backfired, Naruto used his signature jutsu, Kage bunshin no jutsu, to split into 5 copies, each of them using a kwarami to disappear. The real Naruto, however, doubled back to find the other peeper. As he got to the hot springs right outside the walls of the female baths, he found an old man with white hair getting up to leave.

"Oi, Oji-san! What are you doing here? Did you see anyone else just now?" asked Naruto.

"Hmph. No respect!" said the old man, as he started to do a strange little dance. "Behold! The divine ninja! Jiraiya is here!"

At this, Naruto sweat dropped. 'Who the hell…?'

'Ummm… actually… that's one of your sannin...' said Kyuubi, who felt embarrassed for Jiraiya. 'Well… that means he's strong at least…' thought Naruto.

"You are … weird…" said Naruto. "Anyways, did you see anyone else here?"

"Nope. I was the only one here. Nice job in there kid." He said with a mischievous wink.

"You're telling me the guy who masked his presence so poorly was you? One of the Sannin I believe…" asked Naruto, skeptically.

"Yeah… well… you see… ummm… I was… distracted…" he finished lamely. "Very nice infiltration skills, kid!" he said cheekily, diverting the attention back to the blonde.

Suddenly reminded of being a pervert as well, Naruto sheepishly nodded. 'Perhaps you can benefit from him. See what you can get him to teach you.' Suggested Kyuubi.

"Sayonara kid." Said the old man, as he leapt over the walls, presumably to find a bathhouse that wasn't recently disturbed.

"Wait!" called Naruto, but it was too late and he had left. 'Well, a shinobi has to learn to track, so I'll teach you a good trick for it.' Said Kyuubi. 'The Tsuitougan is an eye specifically for tracking. It allows you to see the fine details as well as the heat trails of your prey.'

After a brief run through of the seals, Naruto tried it out. "Tsuitougan!" he called. His eyes became bloodshot and his vision swam and blacked out. 'Contentrate!' instructed Kyuubi.

His vision slowly came back and he saw a red-orange blob with a trail over the walls. Disturbed, he asked, 'What the hell is that?'

'That is the heat trail left by the old man. He had evidently sat there peeking for a long time, as there is no trail leading to the blob.'

'Ok… I see what the trail is but why's there a blob?'

'That's where he did his little dance and he also sat there for a while so his heat energy is greater in that area. Once you master this jutsu further, you will be able to see older trails and greater detail than just a blob and a streak. You might even make out what his movements were.'

'Cool! Lets follow him.' Replied Naruto. As Naruto leapt over buildings, all the while following the heat trail, he made his way up towards the Hokage monument. There, he found the old man once again, engaged with his telescope peaking at a bunch of girls playing in the waterfall.

Deactivating his Tsuitougan, Naruto tried to sneak up on him, but just as he was about to yell, "Pervert!" in his ear, he found himself unable to utter a word. The elder man had his hand firmly over his mouth and he said, "Shhh! Don't ruin my research again!"

Rolling his eyes, Naruto said something through his hand but it was too muffled to hear. As Jiraiya took his hand away, Naruto screamed, "PERVERT!" And once again, the girls fled for the hills. Angrily, Jiraiya turned at him and said, "What was that for!"

"For fun really. I promise I'll never do it again, if you promise me favor." Said Naruto.

"Why should I listen to you, kid?"

"Because, I can ruin every one of your peeping trips until you succumb."

"Oh? And how do you plan to do that?"

"I tracked you here didn't I?"

"Bah, I could easily make a handful of clones to distract you."

"So can I" replied Naruto, demonstrating with a Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and created 10 copies. "And I'll do you a favor too." Added Naruto.

"What could you have that I would want, brat?"

Grinning, Naruto did his Harem no Jutsu. Despite the massive nose bleed, Jiraiya managed to utter, "F-fine. I-I'll do it! J-just keep posing…" as he drooled and jotted down notes for his 'research.'


Jutsu:

Suna no Yoroi Armor of Sand

Body armor made of sand. Not as powerful as the Suna no Tate.

Suna Shuriken Sand Shuriken

shuriken made of compacted sand.

Oroike no Jutsu Sexy technique

Turns Naruto into a beautiful female version.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu Shadow Clone Technique

Clones of shadow. Have real bodies. Can do jutsus. Can't take much damage.

Tsuitougan Tracking Eyes

Allows the user to see in great detail and can see the heat trails left behind by the person/creature they are tracking.

Harem no Jutsu Harem Technique

combines kage bunshin no jutsu and oroike no jutsu to make a lot of sexy girls.