WARNING- This story will cause brain damage and lose of intelligence. You have been warned. Read at your own risk.
START GAME
Right Paddle: "I wonder, WHY AREN'T WE PLAYNG!?"
New Left Paddle: "Because, we're trying to figure out why Thing hurts Bob."
Bob: "Yeah."
Thing: "Sorry."
Fat man: "Can I eat something?"
New Left Paddle: "No."
Bob: "I think I know why Thing hurts me when he hits me."
New Left Paddle: "Why?"
Right Paddle: "Can we play yet?"
Fat man: "Not until I eat something, you pixel."
Right Paddle: "…"
Thing: "So, why?"
Bob: "Because you are a sword."
New Left Paddle: "So every time he hits you he really stabs you?"
Bob: "Right."
Right Paddle: "We play! NOW!"
New Left Paddle: "No!"
Bob: "Not yet."
Thing: "Sorry, Bob. No, Right."
Fat man: "That's right, Right. No!"
Right Paddle: "But-"
New Left Paddle: "NO!"
Bob: "NO!"
Thing: "No!"
Fat man: "No, no, no!"
Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"
Right Paddle: "Not him again! He makes me go insane!"
Bob: "But we can play now, Right."
New Left Paddle: "That's right. We can play now, so you don't have to be crazy."
Thing: "I'm a sword."
Fat man: "Um, can I eat yet?"
Right Paddle: "…"
Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"
Bob: "…"
New Left Paddle: "Are we playing yet?"
Sword: "Look at me! I'm shiny!"
Fat man: "I'm hungry."
Bob: "Hunger; another side effect of hunger."
New Left Paddle: "Should have grabbed a Snickers."
Sword: "I can kill people!"
Fat man: "Snickers? Packed with peanuts, caramel, and chocolate?"
Bob: "Yup."
Right Paddle: "Bologna whales!"
New Left Paddle: "…"
Fat man: "I'm not really Hungary. But I am hungry."
Bob: "And that's not a country."
Right Paddle: "'bother,' said Pooh, as the breaks went out."
Sword: "Lunge, slice, parry!"
New Left Paddle: "Oh, no! Right went crazy…again."
Bob: "Oh no!
Fat man: "Oh no!"
Sword: "Oh no!"
Bob: "Oh no!
Fat man: "Oh no!"
Sword: "Oh no!"
New Left Paddle: "Oh no!"
Fat man: "Oh no!"
Sword: "Oh no!"
New Left Paddle: "Oh no!"
Bob: "Oh no!"
Right Paddle: "Keep grandma off the streets! Legalize Bingo!"
Bob: "Oh no!"
Fat man: "Oh yeah!"
Koolaid Man: "HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!"
Fat man: "Oh."
Sword: Lung, thrust, parry, slice, stab, cut! I can do it all!"
New Left Paddle: "…"
Bob: "Right, are you okay?"
Right Paddle: "Oh no!"
Fat man: "What is it?"
New Left Paddle: "Are you hurt?"
Right Paddle: "My legs just fell off!"
Bob: "…"
New Left Paddle: "…"
Sword: "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Fat man: "…"
Koolaid Man: "…"
Right Paddle: "Right, you don't have any legs."
Everyone else except Sword: "…"
Right Paddle: "That's right, Right."
New Left Paddle: "Isn't there anything anyone can do?"
Elidel: "I can help!"
Bob: "No, no you can't."
Sword: "Parry! Thrust! Stab!"
Fat man: "Yeah, Mr. Elidel, so leave."
Elidel: "But-"
New Left Paddle: "Sword, you know what to do."
Sword: "Yay!"
Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!!!"
Bob: "Right, are you okay?"
Right Paddle: "I've been thinking."
Everyone else: "That can't be good."
Right Paddle: "What happens when JoJo the Magic Space Monkey decides to eat the Technicolor tuna-flavored dog treats? Won't we all become turkeys because of that?"
Turkey: "There's nothing wrong with that!"
Fat man: "I'll eat you, Turkey."
Bob: "Am I the only one that's confused."
Right Paddle: "Hey, I know what that is!"
New Left Paddle: "You do?"
Right Paddle: "No!"
Sword: "Thrust, lung, cut, slice!"
Koolaid Man: "CAN I PLAY PONG WITH YOU?"
New Left Paddle: "Well, if Right Paddle hadn't gone insane, than yes."
Right Paddle: "I've got it! It's all Jell-O's fault!"
Everyone else: "…"
Right Paddle: "They're trying to take over the world!"
Everyone else: "…"
Right Paddle: "Think about it! They come to our planet and let us ingest them. This is how we will be defeated! They enter our bodies and learn everything about our innards! When the invasion happens they will know just how to beat us!"
Sword: "THRUST!!!"
Everyone else: "…"
Right Paddle: "Mark my words! The Jell-O will come! They will kill us all!"
Everyone else: "…"
Right Paddle: "…"
Bob: "Um,"
Right Paddle: "And then Jell-O will rule the world!"
Elidel: "I can help! If you and your doctor find that other treatments aren't right for you call 1-800-123-4567!"
Sword: "Are we playing yet? Because I'm having fun!"
Everyone else: "…"
Sword: "…"
Right Paddle: "I'd like to thank all of t-GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!-he little chickens that I stepped on to get to here!"
Sword: "Thrust, lung, parry, slice, stab, cut, wound, bleed, die!"
New Left Paddle: "I think Sword had gone crazy to!"
Fat man: "Oh no."
Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"
Bob: "Now what are we going to do?"
New Left Paddle: "…"
Fat man: "Eat?"
Sword: "I can dance!"
Bob: "This is bad."
Fat man: "So much for playing four-way Pong."
New Left Paddle: "What are going to do now?"
Announcer: "What will our friends do now? Right Paddle and Sword have gone crazy and as a result the game has been postponed! What will happen?"
Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"
END GAME
Terribly sorry about the wait. I completely forgot about this story until I got all those new reviews. At any rate, my friend and I don't really see each other that much so the next chapter, if you want one, may take some time. I'll see what I can do about getting the next chapter up, though. Well, see you in the nut house!
