"Alright, kid. What do you want from me?" demanded Jiraiya, as Naruto refused to use his Oroike no Jutsu.
"I want you to train me." Said Naruto.
"You? Do you know who I am? Why should I teach a brat like you?" asked Jiraiya.
With a sigh, Naruto made a kage bunshin and had it imitate Jiraiya's little dance. "I don't think I can quite forget who you are…" 'I feel embarrassed for my clone…'
"Hmph. I've only ever taught one student and that was Yondaime. What makes you think you have what it takes?" he questioned.
"What makes you think I can't handle what you can dish out?" argued Naruto.
"Ooohhh. Cocky are we? Well, how about this. I will give you a challenge and if you can do it, I'll be your sensei. If you can't…" said Jiraiya with a very naughty smile, "You will have to stay in that oroike no jutsu for a week!" he finished, cackling madly.
'You think I should do this? He is a Sannin after all. If I screw up, I'm out a week's training time… not to mention the embarrassment.'
'Oh? I thought you never backed down from a challenge.' Taunted Kyuubi.
"Fine! I accept!" declared Naruto.
"Great! Now, let me think of a task." He said. 'Hmm… it would be funny to have him try and tame Gamabunta, but then the boss would kill me the next time I summoned him.' He thought, 'stealing a bell from me? Nah, that's Kakashi's trick. Besides I'm a sannin, after all. It would be really unfair. He probably won't even be able to land a single hit on me. How 'bout that then?'
"Alright kid. If you can hit me in the next week, I'll be your sensei." he announced with a smirk.
Naruto stared at him. 'That's just blatantly unfair…' he complained in his head. 'Well… I've gotta do it. That's my Nindo after all.'
"Fine! Lets go!" shouted Naruto. Dashing forward, he punched Jiraiya in the jaw and got a splinter from the kwarami log. Activating the Tsuitougan, he followed the heat trail. Concentrating on his jutsu, he hadn't realized he had tripped a trap until it was too late. After the collision with the swinging log trap, he was a lot more cautious about his surroundings.
'That ero-sannin! I've gotta watch out for those.' Not even realizing as he thought this, his pupil grew more veins outwards and his vision suddenly picked up a double trap hidden right over the branch he was about to step on. 'Whoa! That sneaky bastard! I gotta be really careful! I swear, the next one's going to be like a triple layered trap or something.' Growing more veins, the heat trail was no longer a shapeless trail going in a general direction. It took on shape and looked more like a humanoid figure. Up ahead, he saw the heat trail had moved left and right. Upon closer inspection, he saw that there was indeed another trap. A triple trap.
Annoyed, he threw a blood kunai through all three wires and a small barrage of kunai fired at the branch. Suddenly, he become conscious of the extreme detail he saw. 'Hey! I can see details now!'
'It seems you've learned to use your Tsuitougan at a higher intensity. You may not have noticed but your eyes are a fiery red with veins. If you ever manage full intensity, it will be completely red.'
'I see… I'll track that old bastard down!' he swore. However, the day drew on and still, many traps evaded his senses hindering his tracking. Naruto tried another approach. If he had enough clones and just sent them forward, he'll get rid of all the traps right?
This also didn't work out quite as well as planned. Whenever the crowd of clones hit a trap, more than half would get destroyed and it was definitely not effective. He even tried ketsueki bunshin, which were many times more effective, but in the end, it was not a great idea and he had to fall back on the Tsuitougan.
The first two days passed and he had found some pattern to the way Jiraiya's traps work. Jiraiya mostly favored log traps but he'd throw in a couple explosive tags here and there. However, the jutsu traps were most dangerous. They wouldn't be lethal but just enough power to knock Naruto out for an hour or two. Soon enough, he could very effectively evade most of Jiraiya's traps. , but the man himself had disappeared rather effectively. His heat trail would split and Naruto would sometimes choose the wrong one and have to back track only to find the old man had gone the other way.
By the 4th day, Naruto was able to evade all of Jiraiya's traps with ease. His Tsuitougan let him see the wire traps and that left the log and kunai traps useless. The heat trail have a more concentrated spot when Jiraiya set Jutsu traps and that let Naruto set it off with a clone and stay safe from harm. The explosive tag traps were the hardest to avoid, but Naruto's trained his Tsuitougan to notice them in the branches. The stingy old man wouldn't waste them often anyways and the old man was getting lazy. Naruto even found the man peeping on ladies occasionally. Whenever the blonde found the old pervert, the old man would humor him and let the blonde attack him but every time, the man would disappear after an hour.
It was the afternoon of the 7th day and Naruto was able find the man within an hour after he disappears by using the Tsuitougan and checking the peeping spots he frequents the most. He had even come close to landing a hit 3 times on that one day, but he didn't seem to be having any progress beyond that and he was getting desperate.
'Well, if I can't over power him, I'll have to use trickery. Sorry man, I'm desperate.' He thought. With that, he made a kage bunshin of himself and sent it to find Jiraiya. He then released pools of blood and had his blood clothing change to look ragged and torn. He lay in the middle of the pool himself and closed his eyes.
The clone crept cautiously through the traps with towards the small cliff from which Jiraiya watched the girls play under the waterfall on the first day. When he was almost there, he dashed out and yelled, "H-help me! Back there! I-it's !" and disappeared with a puff of smoke.
Surprised, Jiraiya followed the trail the clone made back to find the 'dying' Naruto. Shocked to find this promising young blonde shinobi in such a state, he dashed to pick him up and take him to Konoha Hospital. As soon as he touched his body, he knew something was wrong, but it was too late. The blood captured his leg and Naruto punched him in the gut.
"You!" grunted Jiraiya.
"Gomenasai ero-sannin! I was desperate. I'll admit it." Said Naruto, slightly apologetic.
With a sigh, Jiraiya said, "Well… I didn't specify you couldn't deceive…"
"So you mean I win!" asked Naruto.
"Well… technically yeah…" said Jiraiya, "but! For deceiving me, I, as your new sensei, will punish you."
"W-what's the punishment?" asked Naruto, fearfully.
"Do your Oroike no Jutsu!" shouted Jiraiya gleefully.
Jutsu:
Oroike no Jutsu Sexy technique
Turns Naruto into a beautiful female version.
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu Shadow Clone Technique
Clones of shadow. Have real bodies. Can do jutsus. Can't take much damage.
Ketsueki Bunshin no Jutsu Blood Replication Skill
Original jutsu for the chosen of the blood. It can make up to 3 clones max. Each clone takes a minimum of a quarter of Naruto's blood. They can all do only blood jutsus, no normal ones. Then can morph into any shape. Its healing capabilities surpass even Naruto's real body. It's really weak against chakra attacks and takes five times the chakra to maintain one as it does to maintain a Kage Bunshin.
