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START GAME

Captain: "Are you ready kids?"

Kids: "Aye, aye, Captain!"

Captain: "I can't hear you!"

Kids: "AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!!!"

Captain: "Ohhhhhhhh...!"

Everyone except the kids and the captain: "..."

Captain: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

Captain: "Absorbing and yellow and pourous is he!"

Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

Captain: "If nautical-"

Bob: "SHUT-UP!!!"

Captain: "But-"

Bob: "NO!"

Kids: "Awwwwww."

Captain: "Come on kids. Let's go."

Right Paddle: "Joke time!"

New Left Paddle: "Oh, no."

Sword: "THRUST!"

Fat man: "I'm hungry."

Right Paddle: "Time wounds all heels."

Koolaid Man: "TRY MY NEW BLUE RASPBERRY KOOLAID JAMMERS! IN THE CLEAR BACK POUCH!"

Bob: "I've seen those in the juice isle!"

Right Paddle: "That reminds me of a wedding! Where the little girl walks down the isle and throws the pretty flowers."

New Left Paddle: "Oh, dear."

Sword: "Yes, Dear?"

New Left Paddle: "What!?"

Kid: "Wanna hear a joke?"

Right Paddle: "Yes!"

Everyone else: "NO!"

Kid: "What did the carpet say to the floor?"

Everyone else: "..."

Kid: "Don't move -- I've got you covered."

Right Paddle: "Hahahaha....... I don't get it."

Everyone else: "..."

Kid: "Why did the boy fall off his bike?"

Right Paddle: "Because someone threw a fridge at him?"

Fat man: "Fridge? I'm hungry."

Kid: "No, he was two tired to ride!"

Everyone else: "..."

Kid: "What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"

Everyone else: "..."

Kid: "They have the same middle name!"

Sword: "I'll kill him!"

New Left Paddle: "Murderous intentions; another side effect of hunger."

Bob: "Should have grabbed a Snickers. Packed with peanuts, caramel and chocolate."

Fat man: "Stop! You're making me hungry!"

Right Paddle: "Game! Game!! Game!!! GAME!!!"

Everyone else: "What?"

Right Paddle: "Wait, I'm not wearing any pants!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Come to think about it..."

Bob: "What?"

Right Paddle: "What?"

New Left Paddle: "You were saying something."

Right Paddle: "I was?"

Sword: "DEATH!"

Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"

Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"

Sword: "Follow me! I will take you to the happy place!"

Evetyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"

Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"

Bob: "Be afriad. Be very afraid."

Mysterious evil voice: "I can't. I've a headache."

New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."

Bob: "What?"

New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."

Fat man: "What?"

New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."

Sword: "Deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttthhhhhhhh!"

New Left Paddle: "I think you're bluffing!"

Bob: "Oh."

Fat man: "I win!"

Sword: "You can't you're a loser."

Right Paddle: "No!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "There are no losers here. We're all winners!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Except you. You suck."

Bob: "Why me?"

Right Paddle: "You suck so much you're like a black hole."

Bob: "..."

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Come on, everyone. Let's go for ice cream!"

Everyone else: "YAY!!!"

Right Paddle: "Except you. You stay and clean the toilets."

Bob: "What? Why me?"

Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR! OH YEAH!"

Fat man: "I lived in a pineapple once."

End Game

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