WARNING- This story will cause brain damage and lose of intelligence. You
have been warned. Read at your own risk.
START GAME
Captain: "Are you ready kids?"
Kids: "Aye, aye, Captain!"
Captain: "I can't hear you!"
Kids: "AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!!!"
Captain: "Ohhhhhhhh...!"
Everyone except the kids and the captain: "..."
Captain: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"
Captain: "Absorbing and yellow and pourous is he!"
Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"
Captain: "If nautical-"
Bob: "SHUT-UP!!!"
Captain: "But-"
Bob: "NO!"
Kids: "Awwwwww."
Captain: "Come on kids. Let's go."
Right Paddle: "Joke time!"
New Left Paddle: "Oh, no."
Sword: "THRUST!"
Fat man: "I'm hungry."
Right Paddle: "Time wounds all heels."
Koolaid Man: "TRY MY NEW BLUE RASPBERRY KOOLAID JAMMERS! IN THE CLEAR BACK POUCH!"
Bob: "I've seen those in the juice isle!"
Right Paddle: "That reminds me of a wedding! Where the little girl walks down the isle and throws the pretty flowers."
New Left Paddle: "Oh, dear."
Sword: "Yes, Dear?"
New Left Paddle: "What!?"
Kid: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Right Paddle: "Yes!"
Everyone else: "NO!"
Kid: "What did the carpet say to the floor?"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "Don't move -- I've got you covered."
Right Paddle: "Hahahaha....... I don't get it."
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "Why did the boy fall off his bike?"
Right Paddle: "Because someone threw a fridge at him?"
Fat man: "Fridge? I'm hungry."
Kid: "No, he was two tired to ride!"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "They have the same middle name!"
Sword: "I'll kill him!"
New Left Paddle: "Murderous intentions; another side effect of hunger."
Bob: "Should have grabbed a Snickers. Packed with peanuts, caramel and chocolate."
Fat man: "Stop! You're making me hungry!"
Right Paddle: "Game! Game!! Game!!! GAME!!!"
Everyone else: "What?"
Right Paddle: "Wait, I'm not wearing any pants!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Come to think about it..."
Bob: "What?"
Right Paddle: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "You were saying something."
Right Paddle: "I was?"
Sword: "DEATH!"
Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"
Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"
Sword: "Follow me! I will take you to the happy place!"
Evetyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"
Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"
Bob: "Be afriad. Be very afraid."
Mysterious evil voice: "I can't. I've a headache."
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Bob: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Fat man: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Sword: "Deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttthhhhhhhh!"
New Left Paddle: "I think you're bluffing!"
Bob: "Oh."
Fat man: "I win!"
Sword: "You can't you're a loser."
Right Paddle: "No!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "There are no losers here. We're all winners!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Except you. You suck."
Bob: "Why me?"
Right Paddle: "You suck so much you're like a black hole."
Bob: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Come on, everyone. Let's go for ice cream!"
Everyone else: "YAY!!!"
Right Paddle: "Except you. You stay and clean the toilets."
Bob: "What? Why me?"
Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR! OH YEAH!"
Fat man: "I lived in a pineapple once."
End Game
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There you go. Funny? We hope you enjoy this and review. If you want more insanity please tell me. See you in the asylum.
START GAME
Captain: "Are you ready kids?"
Kids: "Aye, aye, Captain!"
Captain: "I can't hear you!"
Kids: "AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!!!"
Captain: "Ohhhhhhhh...!"
Everyone except the kids and the captain: "..."
Captain: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"
Captain: "Absorbing and yellow and pourous is he!"
Kids: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"
Captain: "If nautical-"
Bob: "SHUT-UP!!!"
Captain: "But-"
Bob: "NO!"
Kids: "Awwwwww."
Captain: "Come on kids. Let's go."
Right Paddle: "Joke time!"
New Left Paddle: "Oh, no."
Sword: "THRUST!"
Fat man: "I'm hungry."
Right Paddle: "Time wounds all heels."
Koolaid Man: "TRY MY NEW BLUE RASPBERRY KOOLAID JAMMERS! IN THE CLEAR BACK POUCH!"
Bob: "I've seen those in the juice isle!"
Right Paddle: "That reminds me of a wedding! Where the little girl walks down the isle and throws the pretty flowers."
New Left Paddle: "Oh, dear."
Sword: "Yes, Dear?"
New Left Paddle: "What!?"
Kid: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Right Paddle: "Yes!"
Everyone else: "NO!"
Kid: "What did the carpet say to the floor?"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "Don't move -- I've got you covered."
Right Paddle: "Hahahaha....... I don't get it."
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "Why did the boy fall off his bike?"
Right Paddle: "Because someone threw a fridge at him?"
Fat man: "Fridge? I'm hungry."
Kid: "No, he was two tired to ride!"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"
Everyone else: "..."
Kid: "They have the same middle name!"
Sword: "I'll kill him!"
New Left Paddle: "Murderous intentions; another side effect of hunger."
Bob: "Should have grabbed a Snickers. Packed with peanuts, caramel and chocolate."
Fat man: "Stop! You're making me hungry!"
Right Paddle: "Game! Game!! Game!!! GAME!!!"
Everyone else: "What?"
Right Paddle: "Wait, I'm not wearing any pants!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Come to think about it..."
Bob: "What?"
Right Paddle: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "You were saying something."
Right Paddle: "I was?"
Sword: "DEATH!"
Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"
Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"
Sword: "Follow me! I will take you to the happy place!"
Evetyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Hey! I've seen a boat! It went, um, um, this way! Follow me!"
Mysterious evil voice: "Don't follow him!"
Bob: "Be afriad. Be very afraid."
Mysterious evil voice: "I can't. I've a headache."
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Bob: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Fat man: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "I fik yuur bufing."
Sword: "Deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttthhhhhhhh!"
New Left Paddle: "I think you're bluffing!"
Bob: "Oh."
Fat man: "I win!"
Sword: "You can't you're a loser."
Right Paddle: "No!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "There are no losers here. We're all winners!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Except you. You suck."
Bob: "Why me?"
Right Paddle: "You suck so much you're like a black hole."
Bob: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Come on, everyone. Let's go for ice cream!"
Everyone else: "YAY!!!"
Right Paddle: "Except you. You stay and clean the toilets."
Bob: "What? Why me?"
Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR! OH YEAH!"
Fat man: "I lived in a pineapple once."
End Game
**********
There you go. Funny? We hope you enjoy this and review. If you want more insanity please tell me. See you in the asylum.
