WARNING- This story will cause brain damage and lose of intelligence. You have been warned. Read at your own risk.

START GAME

Bob: "Stupid Right Paddle. Everyone else goes out to ice cream and I have to stay and clean toilets!"

Some Random Person: "Why didn't you just go with them?"

Bob: "..."

Some Random Person: "..."

Bob: "..."

Some Random Person: "..."

Bob: "..."

Some Random Person: "So..."

Fat man: "Yes! I love ice cream. That was a great idea, Right!"

Right Paddle: "Where's the roast beef?"

New Left Paddle: "Roast beef?"

Right Paddle: "Yes, roast beef. It is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted."

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "..."

Some Random Person: "Uh..."

Right Paddle: "Furthermore, you shouldn't ever run with knives."

Koolaid Man: "I DID ONCE!"

Bob: "Oh dear."

Sword: "Kurshunk!"

New Left Paddle: "Sword, that's not a word."

Right Paddle: "New Left, that's not a word either."

New Left Paddle: "What word?"

Right Paddle: "That."

New Left Paddle: "What?"

Right Paddle: "That."

Everyone else: "..."

Some Random Person: "Lord save me! What kind of insanity have I fallen into!"

Bob: "Insanity; another side effect of hunger."

Fat man: "Should have grabbed a Snickers."

New Left Paddle: "Snickers?"

Fat man: "Snickers."

Right Paddle: "Me too!"

Everyone else: "..."

Koolaid Man: "I THINK RIGHT PADDLE IS STILL CRAZY!"

Right Paddle: "No thanks, I already went."

Everyone else: "..."

Some Random Person: "AH! Someone save me!"

Sword: "I can't do it!"

Right Paddle: "You can do it!"

New Left Paddle: "Well, at least we have clean toilets."

Bob: "No thanks to you guys."

Koolaid Man: "I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN A GUY!"

Everyone else: "..."

Koolaid Man: "..."

New Left Paddle: "Excuse us while we slowly back away."

Koolaid Man: "WHAT? I'M A PITCHER!"

Fat man: "Being a pitcher; another side effect of hunger."

Everyone else: "..."

Fat man: "What?"

Bob: "That one wasn't very funny."

Right Paddle: "Hey do you guys remember when Fat man said 'Being a pitcher; another side effect of hunger' and then Bob said 'That one wasn't very funny?'"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Yeah, me niether."

Some Random Person: "Save me, someone."

Right Paddle: "If a tree falls in the woods and only a canadian pourpoise is there to see it, does anyone really give a crap?"

Bob: "!"

Everyone else: "..."

Bob: "Must...keep...story...G...rated!"

Right Paddle: "Oops."

Fat man: "I'm hungry."

New Left Paddle: "Hunger; another side-"

Bob: "That one has been used."

New Left Paddle: "Oh."

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!"

Bob: "Fat man you're always hungry."

Some Random Person: "Who are you people?"

Bob: "Actually, we're the creations of two guys that were up very late into the night and were high on sugar."

New Left Paddle: "I never knew that."

Right Paddle: "What are noses?"

Everyone else: "..."

Some Random Person: "I guess this isn't so bad."

Fat man: "Nope."

Bob: "I only stayed because they needed a new ball back in chapter two."

New Left Paddle: "I'm here because-"

Right Paddle: "FEBTOBER!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "..."

Koolaid Man: "AND JAM INTO CLEAR!"

Right Paddle: "Cannibals love their fellow man...with gravy!"

New Left Paddle: "Great Scot...land."

Some Random Person: "Scotland?"

Bob: "Let's not start."

Smokey the Bear: "Only you can prevent forest fires."

Everyone else: "..."

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Dude! That was like...dudish dude!"

Fat man: "I'm hungry."

New Left Paddle: "You're always hungry."

Fat man: "I'm fat."

Bob: "Fatness; another side effect of hunger."

Some Random Person: "Should have grabbed a Snickers."

Right Paddle: "Je suis avec moi."

Everyone else: "..."

Koolaid Man: "HUH?!"

Right Paddle: "..."

Sword: "I'm baaack!"

Some Random Person: "Who are you?"

Sword: "I am sword! Bringer of death, destruction, and condemnation to pink bunny slippers!"

Pink Bunny Slippers: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Run away!"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Cream cheese."

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!"

Fat man: "Oh no."

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!!"

Fat man: "Oh no!"

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!!"

Fat man: "OH NO!"

Koolaid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"

Fat man: "OH NO!!!"

Everyone else: "..."

Fat man: "That's enough..."

Everyone else: "!"

Right Paddle: "To be...or not to be...that...is what is written on my underwear."

Fat man: "Ah! Refreshing!"

New Left Paddle: "You drank Koolaid Man!"

Bob: "Fat man! How could you?!"

Some Random Person: "What's going on?"

Fat man: "I was thirsty."

Bob: "You drank Koolaid Man."

Koolaid Man: "oh yeah"

New Left Paddle: "You don't speak! You are dead!"

Sword: "Death! Death; another side effect of hunger."

Everyone else: "..."

Captain: "Can I finish the song now?"

Bob: "NO!"

Fat man: "Sorry."

Right Paddle: "I wear square pants."

Smokey the Bear: "Only you can prevent fore-"

New Left Paddle: "Go home!"

Some Random Person: "I'm confused."

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "Has it occured to anyone that this story really has nothing to do with Pong?"

Everyone else: "..."

Right Paddle: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Announcer: "Will our friends realize that they are all bubbling idiots? Will they ever play Pong again? Will Koolaid Man come back? You can only know the answer to these questions by tuning in next time!"

End Game

There you go. It's been quite some time. To be honest, I forgot about this story until a recently sent large amount of reviews. You people asked for it and you got it...more of the story. Funny? If you want more insanity please tell me.My friend and I don't see each other that much, but we'll try to get another chapter up sometime. See you in the asylum.