WARNING- This story will cause brain damage and lose of intelligence. You have been warned. Read at your own risk.
Lawn Gnome One: "This is a great day!"
Lawn Gnome Two: "Tell Gnome Four that."
Lawn Gnome One: "What's wrong Gnome Four?"
Lawn Gnome Four: "Something bad is going to happen. I know it."
Lawn Gnome Three: "Don't listen to him. He's always paranoid."
Lawn Gnome Five: "Where's the love?"
Lawn Gnome Two: "Are we all ready?"
Lawn Gnome Six: "Almost."
Lawn Gnome One: "Let's hurry. Today is a great day!"
Lawn Gnome Seven: "I agree with Gnome Four. Something bad is coming."
Lawn Gnome Five: "Where's the love?"
Lawn Gnome Four: "Something evil!"
Lawn Gnome Seven: "Something truly evil is coming!"
Lawn Gnome Two: "Like that truck?"
Lawn Gnome One: "We're going to die!"
All Seven Lawn Gnomes: "Ahhhhh-"
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Right Paddle: "Everyone wait!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "I've felt a disturbance in the force!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "As if...seven lawn gnomes cried out and were suddenly silenced!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Bob: "Yeah, about that..."
New Left Paddle: "Right, are you still insane?"
Right Paddle: "Beer-battered shrimp."
Sword: "Death to all pink bunny slippers!"
Bob: "Sword and Right Paddle are both insane."
New Left Paddle: "Yep."
Bob: "Yep."
Fat man: "Yep."
Bob: "Well, not that we've got that cleared up..."
Everyone else: "..."
Bob: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Bob: "What?"
New Left Paddle: "You made it sound like you were going to continue."
Bob: "Oh."
Fat man: "I'm hungry."
New Left Paddle: "Me too."
Right Paddle: "Ah! It's speading!"
Sword: "Are you willing to flirt with death?"
Death: "I hope not. You're all men and I'm a male too."
Random hot girl: "I'm not a man."
Death: "Dinner?"
Random hot girl: "Sure!"
Everyone else: "..."
Koolaid Man: "oh yeah"
Bob: "That was odd."
New Left Paddle: "What isn't?"
Fat man: "I'm still hungry."
Sword: "Death! Death to all!"
Bob: "Not again."
Right Paddle: "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Random Person: "Forty-two."
Right Paddle: "That's right!"
Bob: "Who are you?"
Random Person: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Random Person: "Well..."
New Left Paddle: "Hey, get back here!"
Fat man: "Who was that?"
Bob: "I don't know."
Sword: "There's a guy! Let's kill him!"
Bob: "Not again."
Right Paddle: "Bad baby! Bad baby! Bad baby!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "And now I'd like to recite a small poem that I've written."
Koolaid Man: "i love poetry"
Fat man: "You don't talk. You're dead."
Koolaid Man: "oh yeah"
Bob: "This should be good."
New Left Paddle: "Go ahead Right."
Right Paddle: "Me?"
New Left Paddle: "Yes, Right, you."
Right Paddle: "But you're Left."
New Left Paddle: "No, not me. You! Right Paddle."
Right Paddle: "Oh."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Bob: "Well?"
Right Paddle: "'Twas the naked mole rat before Naked Mole Rat, when all thro' the naked mole rat, Not a naked mole rat was stirring, not even a naked mole rat; The naked mole rats were hung by the naked mole rat with care, In hopes that Naked Mole Rat soon would be there; The naked mole rats were nestled all snug in their naked mole rats, While visions of naked mole rats danc'd in their naked mole rats, And Naked Mole Rat in her 'kerchief, and I in my naked mole rat, Had just settled our naked mole rats for a long winter's naked mole rat - When out on the naked mole rat there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the naked mole rat to see what was the naked mole rat. Away to the naked mole rat I flew like a flash, Tore open the naked mole rats, and threw up the naked mole rat. The naked mole rat on the naked mole rat of the new fallen naked mole rat, Gave the naked mole rat of mid-day to naked mole rats below; When, what to my wondering naked mole rats should appear, But a miniature naked mole rat, and eight tiny naked mole rats, With a little old naked mole rat, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Naked Mole Rat. More rapid than naked mole rats his coursers naked mole rat came, And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name: 'Now! Naked Mole Rat, now! Naked Mole Rat, now! Naked Mole Rat, and Naked Mole Rat, On! Naked Mole Rat, on! Naked Mole Rat, on! Naked Mole Rat and Naked Mole Rat; To the top of the naked mole rat! to the top of the naked mole rat! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!' As naked mole rats before the wild naked mole rat fly, When they meet with an naked mole rat, mount to the naked mole rat; So up to the naked mole rat-top the naked mole rats they flew, With the naked mole rat full of naked mole rats - and Naked Mole Rat too: And then in a naked mole rat, I heard on the naked mole rat The prancing and pawing of each little naked mole rat. As I drew in my naked mole rat, and was turning around, Down the naked mole rat Naked Mole Rat came with a bound: He was dress'd all in naked mole rats, from his naked mole rat to his naked mole rat, And his naked mole rats were all tarnish'd with naked mole rats and naked mole rats; A bundle of naked mole rats was flung on his naked mole rat, And he look'd like a naked mole rat just opening his naked mole rat: His naked mole rats - how they twinkled! his naked mole rats how merry, His naked mole rats were like roses, his naked mole rats like a cherry; His droll little naked mole rat was drawn up like a naked mole rat. And the naked mole rat of his naked mole rat was as white as the naked mole rat; The naked mole rat of a naked mole he held tight in his naked mole rat, And the naked mole rat it encircled his naked mole rat like a naked mole rat. He had a broad naked mole rat, and a little round naked mole rat That shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of naked mole rats: He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old naked mole rat, And I laugh'd when I saw him in spite of myself; A wink of his naked mole rat and a twist of his naked mole rat Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a naked mole rat, but went straight to his naked mole rat, And fill'd all the naked mole rats; then turn'd with a naked mole rat, And laying his naked mole rat aside of his naked mole rat And giving a naked mole rat, up the naked mole rat he rose. He sprung to his naked mole rat, to his naked mole rat gave a naked mole rat, And away they all flew, like the down of a naked mole rat: But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of naked mole rat - 'Naked Mole Rat to all, and to all a naked mole rat.'"
Everyone else: "..."
Announcer: "Oh, good Lord! I have nothing to say! I'm too horrified by that..."
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Heh heh heh. There's another chapter of the Great Pong Saga for you. Hope you like it. Another should be along sometime in the future. Well, send in the reviews. Oh, and the first person to send in the real name of the poem that Right Paddle recited gets put in the story. Peace out! See you in the asylum!
