Ron followed after his friend, bewildered. Never before had he had a girl like him so soon after meeting him. Well, there was that one girl from the town by his house... but she had been such a freak right? That's what he had thought when he was six. But I was six! Ron thought as he made his way down the hallways and into the Great Hall. He watched as Harry sat down across from Hermonie. That's when he decided to really look at her.

What he didn't want to admit and he was swearing right now that he would never admit that Hermonie was a very attractive eleven year old. There was just something about her that made his heart beat faster. Even though he was sure it was just stupid crap that Harry had put inside his head after saying those things, he couldn't help wondering if he should ask her to be his girlfriend.

But what in the heck would we do? I barely know her! Ron thought as he sat down next to Harry. He sent a smile at Hermonie, then shoved his mouth with toast. Hermonie looked at him in disgust and he tried to say What? but it came out all muffled. Harry looked over at him and started laughing like a maniac.

"Man, your first day and that's your retarded prank?" George's voice asked from down the table. Ron glared. Fred, who was sitting next to George, started laughing.

"Dude, all these years and we have taught you NOTHING but how to shove toast into your mouth so that way you look like your in special ed. Golly, we didn't do our job did we George?"

"Sure didn't Fred. What a disgrace to the Weasly family."

"You three are disgraces, always running a muck. I warn you, do not make my year difficult or I'll make the rest of your lives difficult." Percy threatened from behind his spell book.

"OOOOOH look at Percy Wercy, reading and being all high and mighty." George said, winking at Fred.

"Oh such a goody wittle boy," Fred teased as he winked back. As soon as Fred winked George was on the table, calling for silence.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. PERCY WEASLY, THIS REDHEADED DUDE RIGHT HERE READING THE SPELL BOOK AND BEING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY BECAUSE HE IS HEAD BOY HAS REALLY REALLY SMELLY FARTS!!" Fred yelled out. Then a large stench floated to everyone's nostrils.

"SEE WE TOLD YA!!" George yelled as he ran from the Great Hall.

Roars of horror from the girls and laughs from the boys filled the air as mass utter chaos erupted. Ron, Hermonie, and Harry jumped up from their table and ran out of the room.

"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLY!!" Dumbledore's voice bellowed behind them.