WARNING- This story will cause brain damage and lose of intelligence. You have been warned. Read at your own risk.
START GAME
Everyone: "..."
Right Paddle: "Cream cheese anyone?"
Everyone else: "..."
Random Person Called Jim: "What the heck was that!"
Right Paddle: "Well, it all started forty-two years ago. I was a person once."
Everyone else: "..."
Random Person Called Jim: "Um..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Bob: "Oh my word...Right Paddle that truly scared the pee-pee out of me."
New Left Paddle: "Hey, Bob, I don't think you can say pee-pee in a G rated story."
Fat man: "You can't."
Bob: "Are you sure?"
Sword: "Death to Jim!"
Random Person Called Jim: "Ahhhh..."
Bob: "Hey, Announcer?"
Announcer: "What is it, Bob? I'm still recovering from Right Paddle's poem."
Bob: "Are we allowed to say pee-pee?"
Announcer: "I...uh...I don't know."
New Left Paddle: "Told you!"
Bob: "He said he didn't know."
New Left Paddle: "Oh."
Fat man: "I'm hungry."
Right Paddle: "Pee-pee; another side effect of hunger."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "..."
Bob: "Hey, here's a crazy idea...let's play Pong!"
Right Paddle: "What's this Pong you speak of?"
New Left Paddle: "Whoa! He actually made a cohearent sentence!"
Everyone else: "..."
Sword: "I'm like to stab!"
Slapping Dummy Man: "I like to slap!"
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Pong?"
Fat man: "Let's play Pong!"
Bob: "We haven't in forever."
New Left Paddle: "Not since the old Left Paddle died."
Bob: "I remember him."
Fat man: "I don't."
New Left Paddle: "Memory lose; another side effect of hunger."
Fat man: "I am hungry."
Right Paddle: "Hey, who are you?"
Man: "I...am Abraham Lincoln."
Everyone else: "Ohhhh...ahhhh..."
Abraham Lincoln: "Fourscore and seven years ago..."
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "I can see that you're speechless. So, I'm going to keep on talking..."
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "I was born in three hundred log cabins. I built them all myself."
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "I wanted a pony when I was a boy, never got the pony. But I do remember we had to eat horse meat."
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "Well, then I got married."
Right Paddle: "But you forgot the part about the talking dog!"
Abraham Lincoln: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Right Paddle: "Talking dogs; another side-"
Bob: "Don't."
New Left Paddle: "Hey, can we call you Abe?"
Abraham Lincoln: "No."
Fat man: "Do you have food?"
Abraham Lincoln: "No."
Bob: "Why are you here?"
Abraham Lincoln: "No."
Right Paddle: "Cream cheese?"
Abraham Lincoln: "No."
Bob: "Is that all you can say?"
Abraham Lincoln: "No."
New Left Paddle: "I knew it!"
Everyone else: "..."
Koolaid Man: "oh yeah"
Fat man: "You are still dead."
Koolaid Man: "oh"
Sword: "So what you're saying is: 'Don't shoot the apple, shoot the apple and put it on your head! The apple isn't flying!'"
Right Paddle: "Exactly!"
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "Remember, I love you."
Everyone else: "..."
Announcer: "Bob, I just got done talking with the producers."
Bob: "And?"
Announcer: "No."
New Left Paddle: "No, what?"
Announcer: "You can't say pee-pee."
Bob: "Oh."
New Left Paddle: "Ha! I was right!"
Right Paddle: "I'm Right."
New Left Paddle: "But I was right!"
Right Paddle: "I am Right Paddle!"
New Left Paddle: "You don't understand."
Right Paddle: "Yes I do. You are Right Paddle; which makes me Fat man, Fat man is Bob, Bob is Sword, Sword is New Left Paddle, Abraham Lincoln is Right Paddle, Bob is ice cream, blue twelve blue twelve hut-hut hike!"
Everyone else: "..."
Fat man: "I could eat some ice cream."
Right Paddle: "Bingo!"
Sword: "I see."
New Left Paddle: "Thing keep getting more and more confusing around here."
Bob: "I know."
Abraham Lincoln: "What's that sound?"
Everyone else: "..."
Abraham Lincoln: "That, my friends, is the sound of victory!"
Everyone else: "..."
Fat man: "But I'm still hungry."
Bob: "I'm tired, I think I'll retire."
Everyone else: "GASP!"
Announcer: "Will Bob retired? Why the heck is Abraham Lincoln in the story? Why am I wearing women's underwear? These questions can only be answered by tuning in next time for another exciting chapter of 'The Great Pong Saga!'"
END GAME
Oh yeah! There you go. I was reading through the reviews earlier and it inspired me to write this new chapter. Hope you enjoy it. Thanks for the reviews. Keep them coming and more chapters will be along. Well, have fun. See you in the asylum!
