The mysterious Spam spotting

......SIR LANCELOT! He stood up and saw Arthur the king of the Britain's staring at him.

"WHO THE F are you? AND WHERE THE F AM I?" Sir Lancelot asked. Arthur then handed sir Lancelot a piece of paper. Sir Lancelot opened it and grinned manianically. "SPAM, SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM!"

What the hell are you singing about now Sir Lancelot? I see it, it's golden Spam! No wait! It's two people! It looks like Sir Galahad and Sir Robin! It can't be them because they're dead!" Arthur said.

"HEY HELP US! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A BUNNY!" They said. They looked back and started to sing, "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!!!!!!!!!!"

"What exactly is it you're singing about Sir Galahad and Sir Robin? I don't see anything but a...BUNNY! The WHITE BUNNY, EVERYONE HID WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A DASTARDLY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arthur whined. Now this is where the story gets more toward the Monty Python genre! All of our heroes look up and see a castle. A man peeks out of the roof and he throws minuor on them. "Excuse me but what the F are you doing?" He asked.

"He he he he he he he he he he! What does it look like I'm doing? I knew you when I saw you... you factious pig! I am Louis, Louis le tricky!" He said responding to Arthur's question. King Arthur then threw a coconut at the man named Louis le tricky.

"I am your KING! I COMMAND YOU TO SURRENDER!" Arthur shouted to the man.

"Why should I, you are a British person! I on the other hand am a beautiful French human being!"

"Oh my mistake! Well then kind sir, would you happen to know where we could find some Spam?"

"Why should I help you? Oh wait only an idiot wouldn't know where to get Spam! Go to the Safeway!"

"Safeway? What's the Safeway?"

"It's a grocery store!"

"Thank you! Let's go!"

"Wait you will have to get threw the black knight first!" And with that they were off.