Holiday to hell

Part One

The boys all got on the plane Neil got his suitcase and shoved on the rack above then sat and read a magazine.

"Well, look at this. Its much better then home!" Rick shouted.

"Yes," Said Neil. "Its a lot more clean as I am the only one who cleans."

"Stop moaning, you pervert. You do nothing else though do you?" Rick sat down and swilled his hair.

"Hey guys, look no more nasty behaviour, I kind of fancy the attendant. So no more. I gotta look good. Ha!" said mike.

Vivian walked over to his seat sat down and kicked the seat in front of him. An old man fell off his seat, got up and pulled a nasty look at Viv.

"Hey guys, this place we are going sounds really good." Neil said.

"Yes, err what's the name?"

"Balowski hotel USA."

"Yes. Funny that Mr Balowski our nutty landlord has brother all over the world."

Out of the doors came a hugely fat woman who was over seventy years old. She had huge muscles.

Rick laughed. "Well, Mike. Seems that you fancy her. I'm gunna tell her."

Rick walked over and tried to smile. All that came was a revolting spotty grin.

"Hey mrs flight attendant?"

"It's Miss!" She hissed.

"That's good, my friend mike, likes you. The short one!"

"She wasn't the one I ment. The other has nice long legs! No!" Mike shouted.

"How dare you!" She shouted. Rick laughed and pointed at Mike.

The Woman smacked Rick. He flew down the plane and hit the back.

The plane took off and they were well on their way.

"God, I'm bored. It's like the pilots are drunk flying the plain round and round while playing I spy!"

Suddenly a pilot opened the door.

"Who wants to play I spy?" He yelled.

"Oh god. Are we there? Yet. I'm bored of kicking this mans chair!" Vivian shouted.

"I am too!" The old man said.

"Shut up you old git!" Vivian kicked the man over.

The man told the attendant. She walked over, opened the door and kicked them out the side of the plane.