Chapter 4; The Black Night is twisted
The heroes of this story came up to a knight guarding the way. He had black armor on.
"Excuse me but you have to get out of the way! Or you could stay there and be cut down by my sword! The choice is really yours!" King Arthur told him.
"All shall pass!" The knight said.
"Did you say none shall pass?"
"Yes I did!"
Narrator: No you didn't you idiot! You said all shall pass!
Knight: Shut-up! I want to die because my life is a living hell!
They started to fight and an hour later the knight's legs were cut off.
"There I've won! Now let me pass!"
"Just a flesh wound! I want to fight more! Now let me die!!!!"
"No! I will not! You will die of old age or maybe your stupidity will kill you!"
"Stab me already!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because I want Spam!"
"Well you're not getting any!"
Director: What no, no, no! You're not following the script! I will personally make it you're problem if you do not kill this man!
Arthur: I just don't see the point!
Director: There is no point!
Arthur: Fine!
Arthur then stabbed the knight and killed him.
Director: You finally did what I said to do you idiotic actor!
Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter! It wasn't long but it was funny! Don't you agree?
Arthur: Why did you have to write such an idiotic script?
Me: Shut the hell up! Or you won't find the Spam, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arthur: Fine, I'll be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!
Good! Please R&R!!!!!!
The heroes of this story came up to a knight guarding the way. He had black armor on.
"Excuse me but you have to get out of the way! Or you could stay there and be cut down by my sword! The choice is really yours!" King Arthur told him.
"All shall pass!" The knight said.
"Did you say none shall pass?"
"Yes I did!"
Narrator: No you didn't you idiot! You said all shall pass!
Knight: Shut-up! I want to die because my life is a living hell!
They started to fight and an hour later the knight's legs were cut off.
"There I've won! Now let me pass!"
"Just a flesh wound! I want to fight more! Now let me die!!!!"
"No! I will not! You will die of old age or maybe your stupidity will kill you!"
"Stab me already!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because I want Spam!"
"Well you're not getting any!"
Director: What no, no, no! You're not following the script! I will personally make it you're problem if you do not kill this man!
Arthur: I just don't see the point!
Director: There is no point!
Arthur: Fine!
Arthur then stabbed the knight and killed him.
Director: You finally did what I said to do you idiotic actor!
Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter! It wasn't long but it was funny! Don't you agree?
Arthur: Why did you have to write such an idiotic script?
Me: Shut the hell up! Or you won't find the Spam, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arthur: Fine, I'll be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!
Good! Please R&R!!!!!!
