Chapter 6: Behold the castle of Louis le Tricky!

Writers note: Well here is the next chapter. It is dedicated to shadowthief62 for saying that this story was dumb, I salute you!

After crossing the bridge our heroes came upon a huge castle. They went up to the front of the castle. "Hello, is anybody there?" King Arthur asked.

"Who is there?" A Frenchman said.

"It is me Arthur the King of the Britans! I am on a quest to find the golden Spam! Do you happen to know where it is?"

"Of course I do because I am French and Smarter than you British fools!"

"What is your name good sir?"

"I have met you before you idiot! I am Louis, Louis le Tricky!"

"Well then Mister Tricky, can you tell me where to find it?"

"Up your butt and around de corner!"

"Is that a joke?"

"What do you think?"

"Well I think your being sarcastic!"

"No really?"

"Well anyway could you please tell me where to find the Spam?"

"No why would I help an idiotic British person! You disgust me you idiot! I spit on your grave!!! I spit on your grand children's grave and most importantly I spit on de grave of your great, great grandchildren! You smell like a fish!"

"And you smell like a frog!"

"Stop it! Don't you dare insult me you, you idiot!"

"I don't we'll ever find it! Let's go!"

"Run away you idiot! I spit on you!" King Arthur and his knights went on their way to find the golden Spam until they were soon pelted with baby animals. "Ha ha ha! Do you like that you idiot?"

"Stop that!"

"Louis le Tricky has left his mark on de idiot King and his battalion of morons!"

"Hey I heard that! You'll get yours!"

"You don't have de guts!"

"Want me to come up there?"

"Actually I don't! You are too idiotic to even know how to invade a castle!"

"Grrr!!! I am going to make you pay!"

"You suck! Your parents were monkeys and you are a big, hairy, stinky, fish breathed ape! You disgust me!" King Arthur decided to let the insults pass until Louis le Tricky made a very insulting remark. "Running away you yellow bellied bastard?"

"Shut up you frog! I will make you pay! You are just too scared to come done here! You are the one who insults me!"

"Oh that really hurts! Shut up!" Louis then stuck his tongue out and gave Arthur the finger. "Go away now you idiot!"

"Do you want to die?"

"You will now be pelted with manure!" Louis said as he threw big wads of manure at Arthur and his knights.

"RUN AWAY!!!" Arthur screamed. They ran away and went on their journey to find the golden Spam.

Writers note: Hope you enjoyed that chapter! Please R&R.