Chapter 7-A message from GOD!

After the encounter with Louis le Tricky King Arthur and the rest of the knights continued along with their journey. They were galloping along banging coconuts together until a commanding voice said, "YOU MUST STOP!"

"Who are you to command us to stop?" King Arthur asked.

"WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION GOD?"

"You are not God, I've met him he has a very different voice than you!"

"I AM GOD!"

"No you're not!"

"YES I AM! I AM G-O-D, GOD! DO YOU DARE QUESTION ME AGAIN?"

"Are you really God?"

"N-YES."

"You were about to say no!"

"NO I WASN'T!"

"Yes you were!"

"What? Oh yes sir I got them on the skyline! Here's GOD!"

"God? Is that really you?"

"Yes, it is!" God said.

"That jerk off was imitating you!"

"What jerk off?"

"The guy that got us on the skyline!"

"Oh him! He was never talking to you!"

"Yes he was."

"No he wasn't, it was me that was messing with you!"

"You would actually do that to someone?"

"If I felt like it yes."

"That's mean."

"No it isn't, I'm god I can do anything!"

"Okay then, tell us why you have called upon us."

"If you do not find the Golden Spam you will be sent to hell!"

"How soon do we have to have it by?"

"In a week from next Tuesday!"

"That soon?"

"Yes that soon. Remember if you do not have it by a week from next Tuesday you and your battalion of morons will be sent straight to Hell."

"What if we get it to you before a week from next Tuesday?"

"You will get a big cash reward. Maybe some Bling-Bling!"

"Bling Bling? What the hell is that?"

"Jewelry."

"I have enough in my castle."

"WELL TOO BAD! Get me Spam by a week from next Tuesday or you will go to hell."

"Please have mercy God. We will get you the Spam or I will cut off my head myself!"

"Good, now go!" God yelled as King Arthur and what God called his battalion of morons left to go find the Golden Spam.

Writers Note: That was perhaps the shortest Chapter I have ever written but at least I got what I wanted to say across to you the audience. Hopefully you liked it. If you have any suggestions for the story then please tell me in a review. Remember constructive criticism is always welcome! Keep reading this story as I add more Chapters in the near future. I am planning to have 3 more chapters but I will try and make them much longer and much more funny. If by the end of the story you want more I will try to write a sequel. Until then I must go back to my home planet and attempt to take over the world! ( I am currently constipated!)