Chapter 8; Have they actually found what they've been looking for?
After their threat from God, King Arthur and the rest of the knights had to find the Golden Spam or they would be sent straight to hell. They came upon a road and there was a sign pointing down the road. The sign said:
This way to the Glorious Golden Spam!
……Beware of the monstorous monkey!
"Well let's go, it seems safe enough," King Arthur said without reading the fine print. Before they were off Arthur saw Sir Lancelot starring at the sign. "What are you doing Sir Lancelot? Why are you acting like a weirdo?"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Sir Lancelot screamed as he started to run around in circles.
"Calm down Lancelot. Maybe I should look at the sign again," Arthur said as he examined the sign closer than he was before. King Arthur's eyes widened and he started doing the same as Lancelot, running around acting like a total and complete idiot.
"RUN AWAY FROM THE MONKEY!" Lancelot screamed even louder than he did before.
"What's all this about a monkey?" Sir Gallahad asked in an angry but calm voice. It was quite clear that he was getting annoyed by Arthur and Lancelot.
"There is a monstorous monkey beyond this point," King Arthur explained to Sir Gallahad as he was calming down.
"Well I don't think it will be as bad as the Rabbit we ran into before," Sir Gallahad replied to King Arthur as he tried to calm both Arthur and Lancelot down.
"You're right, well then we shall be off," King Arthur said as they all went down the road. Lancelot still looked frightened. The all started galloping and banging coconuts together until they came upon what looked like the Golden Spam on a platform. "Here we are at the Golden Spam. We have finally made it, let us pray to the heavens," Arthur said as they went on their knees and started to pray under their breath. King Arthur stood up and slowly grabbed the spam. "We have found the Golden Spam just like you wanted god!" God appeared and looked at the Golden Spam very carefully.
"That is not the Golden Spam! You are trying to scam me," God said sounding very angry.
"It is not the Golden Spam my lord?"
"No it's the Fools Golden Spam. You have made me very angry and now you only have two days left to find the Golden Spam!"
"But we still have 6 days from next Tuesday."
"By presenting me the Fools Golden Spam you have angered me and I am reducing the time you have to find it."
"Very well my lord, we will find the Golden Spam in two days," Arthur said being disappointed. He and the rest of the knights left to find the Golden Spam.
Writers note: Thank you for being interested enough in this story to be reading this far. Sorry for the short chapter. There will be two more chapters after that if all my plans go well. I hope you have enjoyed the story so far and I hope you will read until the end. I know that I said I would try to make the chapters longer, but meh. I will try a lot harder to make the last two chapters at least a thousand words or more. Well until then please R&R.
