Disclaimer Thingy: I don't own anything. I don't even work for Konami, if I did then this fic is a good enough reason to fire me.
This is probably gonna be a 2 part thing so if I only have SH 1 & 2 endings then don't worry, 3 & 4 will be my next victims ...chapters.
Silent Hill 1 Endings
Good Ending
Dahlia explains to Harry about how he was seeing his own daughter and how she has been ordering pizza after pizza after pizza and charging it all on his credit card. Harry then notices how his wallet has been missing since he woke up from the car crash and how Cheryl can be a lying sneaky little sack of... nevermind. Anyway Kauffman shows up and starts yelling about how his wallet is gone too and blames Dahlia for using Cheryl/Alessa to steal money for her and shoots her. Now in a blind rage caused by identity theft he whips the Aglaophaotis at Cheryl and accidently makes Samael pop out of her. This scares Kauffman and a wet spot shows up on his pants. Harry fights Samael for his wallet and when the fights over Alessa shows up and gives Harry the baby and later learns that his wallet is in a toilet somewhere in the apartment buildings. Not knowing or caring how it got there he leaves with the baby and Cybil. Meanwhile a very drunk Lisa zombie drags Kauffman kicking and screaming into hell where they will forever have to endure the hair music of the 80's and smell like hairspray!
Bad Ending
Dahlia explains about Alessa/Cheryl and starts ranting about how the place could use some redecorating and this goes on into different subjects that have nothing to do with Silent Hill. Harry then has to fight Alessa and after he beats her then she starts talking in Cheryl's voice and says "You always were a thick-headed bunghole". The room starts to collapse and Cyble smacks Harry and tells him to go. Harry gets mad and they start slapping each other stupid. Eventualy Cybil literally slaps him to death and it cuts to him dying in his jeep while repeating "Have you seen a little girl? Short brown hair. Just turned..." Then he dies and it's all sad and everything.
Silent Hill 2 Endings
Dog Ending
Use the dog key and once James goes in the room you will hear death metal music playing. The dog will be at the controls headbanging to the music as it's controling everything. And having fun doing it. The dog turns around and looks at James. James says something in japanese. The dog walks up to him and sniffs him then runs back to the controls and pushes a button. Two Pyramid Heads come into the room and grab James and drag him out of the room and down the hall. The go around the corner as the screen fades with the dog barking to the music that's playing in the room. In the background James will be screaming and yelling things like "That doesn't bend that way!" or "What are shoving in there?". When the credit end the dog will start growling/laughing like a maniac.
Water Ending
You hear James talking about why he is in this town. Then you will hear tires screeching and James screaming about how Laura hates him and how it must've been here who cut his brakes. Mary reads her letter thingy as it shows Jame's car sinking. Turns out James was wrong about Laura, cause instead of the last line being like the other endings it's "That'll teach ya to kill me you bastard!" still in Mary's voice.
Leave Ending
Mary reads the letter as usual. Then it shows James and Laura walking through the graveyard. After about halfway across Laura stops to get something from behind one of the gravestones that's hidden from the camera and apparently James. She waits for James to catch up to her and she attacks him with part of a broken gravestone. She starts screaming about him killing Mary, who knew Laura had such an umm... adult vocabulary. After beating James stupid for a while she finaly decides he's dead. The two Pyramid Heads show up, Laura steals James's wallet and the three start to walk away when James gains conciousness and says "Ya know, I found that in a toilet.". Laura screams and drops the wallet as the three run back over to James. The Pyramid heads start beating him with their spears and Laura steals James's WOODEN PLANK OF DOOM. After a few min of this and James screaming like a little girl they walk away, one Pyramid Head dragging James and the other one and Laura are carrying his weapons. (Including chainsaw).
Maria Ending
Talk to Mary when she's sitting on the bed. The conversation is calm at first but they start argueing. James has a sudden out of body experiance as Mary starts to transform, he relizes he's in a game and sees what's coming. Half way through the transformation he grabs her, drags her over to the window and chucks her out the window. By now she finished transforming and flies up to the window and starts screaming various 4 letter words at James. He gets scared and starts screaming like an effeminate wuss and running in circles. After a few min of this he fights Mary and kills her. The screen fades to him in Rosewater Park whiping rocks at any monsters below the railing and laughing like an idiot. Maria walks up to him and they talk. After a while of sentamentalism they smooch. While he's smoochin her he chucks her over the railing and down to the monsters. Commence Maria screaming and James laughing like an idiot. They walk to the car, James still giggling and Maria's all cut and bruised. When they get there Maria kills James with the cleaver and stuffs him in the trunk along with Mary's body. She drives off and lives happily ever after.
Rebirth Ending
James tries to paddle out to the island but sinks the boat with his chainsaw while screaming about monsters but he was really just trying to kill a fly. It sinks, he swims back, gets another boat, sinks it again. 5-6 boats later he manages to finally paddle out to the island. He tries to do the ritual, calling the god of Happy Burger. This ends badly. A burger appears and Heather shows up for no reason whatsoever except to get her Happy Burger back. After a boss fight against Heather and a monster burger, James tries again. This time he gets it right but nothing happens. He shrugs and goes to walk away but everything freezes in place, including him. An error message appears on the screen in blood and James starts cussing like crazy about file corruption and yelling at the player to clean the game more often. Credits roll but instead of the music you just hear James angrily reciting every "mature" word he knows. If you count them it's around 45-50 cuss words/adult phrases.
A/N: Umm... If you find it offensive that it was Harry's wallet that James finds in the Blue Creek Apartments then... umm... ack! Forgot what I was gonna say. Oh well, R&R Pleeze:)
