A/N: Hold it! Hold it! : shouts to the crowd carrying torches and pitchforks:: Mob: We want Yami, we want Yami! Bring it to us, or else! ::waves weapons threateningly:: Ahhh! All right, all right! You've convinced me! You'll get YnM! Just a second. Let me get down from here…. ::scoots down from the pole::
You'll have to be patient with me dear fans. I'm also working on an Inu-Yasha/Ranma ½ crossover. So please be patient with me! ::throws rotten fruit at GrevityNeko:: Ewww! All right I'll start it all ready! Sheesh!
tngerine-asuka: More you say!? ::taps a magic wand:: Ta Da!
It Continues….
Yuki Eiri entered the apartment, flipping on the light hastily, his lover and two stragglers following behind. Shuichi grabbed Hisoka's wrist, "C'mon, Hisoka-chan!" He pulled the older boy along (well technically he is older if you add his death years) "C'mon, you can use some of my clothes. We should be the same." Hisoka made a face and looked to Tsuzuki as he was mercilessly pulled into the dark bedroom.
The violet-eyed Shinigami watched with interest. Hisoka would be okay. What could the kid do after all? Tsuzuki coughed nervously and watched the other man watch him from the corner of his eye, a lit cigarette dangling from his fingers. "So…." The visistor edged in. "Ho-how long have you too been um…" More nervous laughter. "Been living together?" Yuki turned to face him, his eye cold. "I don't think that's any of your business…." He flicked the ashes into the ashtray and continued to ignore the Shinigami. (Aww, poor Tsu-chan)
"None of this is going to fit me…" Hisoka muttered, blandly, him arms full with clothes Shuichi had tossed him.
"Hmmm." Shuichi put up a t-shirt to the other youths frame, then shook his head and tossed it in the reject pile.
"Plus, I'd rather die than where any of these things…" (Funny seeing as he all ready is) "There so juvenile."
"Hmm."
Hisoka rolled his eyes, Was the kid making an attempt at looking intelligent? Even Tsuzuki could pull that off once and a while!
"None of these will fit me." He announced in case the boy was half-deaf.
The pink-haired sprite nodded. "You're right! Here!" He pulled a robe out of the closet. "Wear my bathrobe until your clothes are dry."
The green-eyed boy look at it for a moment, it was bright green with bunnies on it. Eck! How lame and tacky could you get?
The boy turned around. "Ok?" His eyes were bing in the darkness.
"Whatever."
"The bathroom's down the hall on the left. Leave you wet stuff in the bathroom, I'll have it cleaned. Kay?" He smiled cheerfully and skipped off to the living room.
"Where's, Hisoka," Tsuzuki asked nervously. "He's changing out of his wet clothes." He skipped over to the couch and bounced down next to Yuki, snuggling. "Mmmm, so warm."
WHAM!
"Knock it off!' Yuki muttered past his cigarette. "I'm not in the mood…"
"Waaah! Hey, what the hell was that for?! I didn't do anything!"
"Yes. You did. You're annoying. Plus…." He got up. "You're giving me a headache now…Damn brat."
"Yuuuuukiiiiii!" Tears streamed town the his cheeks. "YOU"RE SO MEAN!"
"Argh!" The novelist held his head.
Tsuzuki watched this seen unfold. He didn't act like that! Hisoka-chan was wrong! He pouted. "What're you sulking for, inu no baka?" His partner's low voice broke through his thoughts. He looked up and watched as Hisoka walked over to him in a bright green bathrobe and sat down. He giggled. Hisoka glared and Tsuzuki stopped giggling.
"Now, what were you sulking about?"
The older man gestured to the bickering couple.
"Why not, Yuki?"
"Because, I said no! Can't you understand that?! Or is that too hard for you, you damn brat!?"
"We don't act like them…."
"No. You're right. You whine less then he does…"
"That's righ-Hey!"
His partner chuckled.
"That's not funny, Hisoka-chan!"
"Oh, but I find it very hilarious…"
"ARGH! Will you leave me the hell alone?!" Yuki erupted, turning to face the sprite.
"Yuki…" The bon's lip quivered.
The blonde looked enraged. "Go make tea or something? Just do anything! Leave me alone!"
Sniff. "Tea?" He paused. "Yes, tea. That's a good idea, Yuki." Sniff, sniff.
(Yuki, you bastard, making poor Shu-chan cry)
The pink-haired vocalist rushed to kitchen and started making all sorts of infernal racket. Cling! Clang! Dong! Crash! Yuki winced at each of these hideous sounds. I told him to make tea, not to give me a migraine! "Can't you even do that quietly?!" "Sorry, Yuki!" He started to retire to his study. "Yuki?!" He stopped and winced. "Where did you put the tea-bags?" "In the cupboard…" He started again. "Where, Yuki?! I can't find them."
He sighed, aggravated and stomped over to the kitchen.
"Here!" Tsuzuki and Hisoka could hear. "Here's your damn tea bags! Now I have a headache!"
"Wait, Yuki! Don't go! I wanted us ALL to have tea together!" "I don't have time-" "But, Yuki…." "ARGH! Fine Damnit! I'll sit and have some of your crappy green tea!" "Yipee!" "Just to get you out of my hair…" He could be heard muttering as he neared the living room.
The blonde was like a moody animal, stomping around and muttering about 'annoying pink-haired singers'. "Of all the bakas I had to choose, why did I choose him….." Grrrrr.
Fifteen minutes later, the kettle whistle and Shuichi came bounding out like a frolicking puppy, tray in hand with cups of tea. "Singing, sparkling, singing, sparkling!" (1) He sang off-key. Yuki growled at this. "Just serve the damn tea." "Hai!" Hisoka watched in amazement. How can he be so cheerful when this guy treats him like crap?
Shuichi poured the tea for each of them, then cheerfully sat on the floor. "Are you sure you don't want to sit here?" Hisoka asked. "We can move. Can't we, Tsuzuki?" "Noooo I;m fine!" He turned his amethyst eyes on another pair of amethyst eyes. "So! Tsu-chan!" Tsuzuki brightened at the chan. "What do you want to do?" The other looked thoughtful. "Do you have any sweets?" "Sweets?" He became inu-Tsuzuki. "Yes, yes. Do you, do you?" "Hmmm. I'll check!" Shuichi then got up and retreated back into the kitchen.
"Shame on you, Tsuzuki!" Hisoka scolded. "You've already had lots of sweets, you glutton."
"I know…but…" Inu-whimper. "I just can't help it!"
Hisoka rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Here they are!" Shuichi came out carrying a cookie tin. "My sister Maiko brought these over. "Oooh, cookies!" Inu-Tsu-chan pounced on the sweet.
Shuichi soon chibified and became neko-Shu-chan. He fed his face with Tsuzuki, the two of them looking so kawaii as a puppy and kitty. Crumbs got on there soft kawaii paws and on their kawaii whiskers. They licked them away then looked up to Yuki and Hisoka with BIG matching kawaii violet eyes. "More?"
The two blondes looked at each other. "Something tells me no good will come of this….."
(1) This is what Ryuichi sings in episode 13 of Gravitation.
Ha Ha! Second chappie done! Well. What do you think? You like? Review pwease!
