Many years after Lily and James went to hell, Lily decided she hated James, and that she was going to kill him again.

Lily had lots of ideas, but since they were both already dead, most of them didn't work, she couldn't murder him, cut his ears off, or anything else like that, so Lily had no idea what to do.

"What ever should I do Katsiekay?" Lily asked her new best friend. Katsiekay was the evil hedgehog who had once tried to stab her on her way to visit Mollyanna, but once Lily and Katsiekay he gotten to know each other they had become good friends, sadly, Katsiekay, being a hedgehog, couldn't talk, so she just grunted. Lily was very upset, the bread she had had for breakfast had been moldy, Katsiekay had no suggestions for her about James, and the form she had sent in to see if she could be transferred to heaven still hadn't been answered. So Lily thought and thought and thought, and then, she got it! She could put cursed iodine in his shampoo, and his hair would turn orange FOREVOR! No! thought Lily at first, it's too evil, the cursed iodine they have here NEVER washed out, and burns you forevor, even though it never physically does anything, but then Lily realized that eternal pain was exactly what James deserved, yes! She thought, that will teach him! "Oh Katsiekay" said Lily," I've come up with the perfect plan, I'm going to but cursed iodine in James' shampoo!" And then, Katsiekay gave an evil grunt, but what she really meant was, "Yes! Muahahahaha!"

The very next day, Lily went to the store and bought cursed iodine, she was in a good mood, and her bread had not been moldy today. When she got home, there was a letter from the people in heaven saying that she would have a trial to tell the court why she thought she should be able to transfer to heaven the next day. "But Katsiekay!" exclaimed Lily, that means I'll have to put iodine in James' shampoo tonight." And Katsiekay grunted sympathetically.

In the dark of midnight, Lily snuck to James' house and hid under his window. Then she saw him, sleeping on his bed, and then she realized that she couldn't do this to James because he was too hot, so she just sat under his window all night staring at him and hyperventilating.

The next morning Lily went to her trial.

"Why do you think you should be allowed to transfer to heaven?" asked the judge.

"Because, last night, I did a good deed." said Lily, "I was going to put cursed iodine in my ex-husband's shampoo, but I decided I couldn't because he was too hot."

"That is terrible!" said the judge, "You were going to put cursed iodine in your ex-husband's hair? You will never go to heaven! I sentence you to stay in hell, FOREVOR!"

Just at that moment, James walked through the doors, and said "Lily, thank you for not putting iodine in my shampoo, I want you to know that, I love you!"

"I love you too, James!' Said Lily.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN HELL (forevor)