A/N: SOOO glad you liked that last chapter of Babysitting Bakas. So sorry it's been such a long time. I'm gonna get off my lazy ass and start another chapter YAY!
Thanks: Alana-Star/SugarCat, Shirubaa Kitsune, Vera-Sama, Guren, Shos-lady, KendoSakuyamon, and banana.
Dedicated: Shirubaa Kitsune. Thanks for your help!
It Continues Again and Again…..
Yuki looked on as Shuichi and his new friend began to jabber on about various other things; all of which held little weight for the novelist and were therefore all stupid. "Hisoka, come talk with us!" Tsuzuki called from the floor. "It's not often we have such friends aside from the ones in Meifu…" He took on a sad look and shiver. All the people I've ever know outside of Meifu have died because they spoke to me. Muraki could be anywhere! "Tsuzuki." Said a firm voice. The brown-haired man looked up into his partner's eyes. "You shouldn't think of such things…You'll only make yourself depressed." Oh yeah…I forgot…Hisoka can read minds. He put on a bright smile turning into inu-Tsuzuki once more. "Hai, hai, 'Soka-chan!" His puppy tail wagged. "Will do!" He continued to chatter on with Shuichi and commented brightly as Shuichi played some of his band's music. "Wow! You wrote those lyrics, Shu-chan!?" "Sure did." "I still don't see why they go for you..." "Yuki!" The writer gave an irritated look. "Sometimes they still sound like a grade-school kid wrote them." "Yuki!" The other man ignored him. Oh well... It couldn't get any worse could it?
There was only one problem with that statement. When people asked that, things ironically tended to get worse—and Eiri Yuki had a feeling this was just the calm before the storm.
Just then the cursed doorbell rangand a loud, "NA NO DA!" sounded through the thick door. The blond groaned. No, it couldn't be! It wasn't possible! "SHUICHI! SHU-CHAN!" hollered a voice. "IT'S RYU-CHAN! COME OUT TO PLAY!" "Shouldn't have said it…" Yuki murmured. Shuichi's eyes brightened and he bounced over to the front door, pink hair swaying. "I'm COMING, Ryu-chan!" "Don't even-" His words went unheard; the little idiot flung open the door and welcomed his idol with open arms. The two of them began what Yuki had dubbed 'the baka dance', hopping from one foot to the other while talking incoherently. It was like their own private language. He moaned, feeling his headache coming back on. "Oh, oh…Ryu-chan, come meet someone!" He tugged the older vocalist over to meet his new friend Tsuzuki. There was something odd about this man though, which Shuichi didn't see amiss in the least. Hisoka took in the new person. He was wearing a giant pink-bunny costume with overalls and another pink bunny situated in the pocket of said overalls.
The man noticed Hisoka looking at it and pulled the plushy out of the pocket and pushed him into the blond Shinigami's face. "Meet, Kumagoro!" The man named Ryuichi shouted. "Huh?" The other was dumbstruck. 'This is Kumagoro! Say hi!" "Ummm…" "Oh, c'mon, Hisoka, just say hi and that'll be that." Shuichi insisted with a giggle. "Umm, h-hello, Kumagoro." The bunny-man squealed. "YAY! Kuma-chan is happy now!" He started to dance and Shuichi started to dance with him. "Let's karaoke!" he shouted next. "Oh yeah! Let's do that! And maybe some cosplay!?" the pink-haired one suggested. "Yeah, that too!" Yuki just groaned, getting the strange feeling he would NEVER EVER get his novel done with a bunch of dumbells like them around. He gritted his teeth and started to…growl. "Oooo…I know this good English song…" "Really?" Shuichi didn't know English all the way…..he was slowly learning. "Yeah." "Well sing it, sing it!" Ryu-chan jumped on Yuki's coffee table. "HEY!" "SHHHHH!" said the bakas. "Did you ever know that you're my hero?" Ryuichi sang. "You're everything I would like to be! If I could fly hiiiiiiiigher than an eagle, you are the wind beneath my wings!"
Yuki rolled his eye, rolled OVER, and buried his head with his arms, trying to block out the irritating singing.
"What did I do to deserve this?" he muttered.
When Ryuichi was done singing it was now Shuichi's turn. He was dressed in his dog costume, the tail wagging energetically. "Okay! My turn.." He looked to his friend and whispered in his ear. "YAY! A song with Shuichi! Sparkly Shuichi! Shuichi sparkly!" "This one's called…Blind Game Again!" the energetic vocalist shouted. "AND I DEDICATE IT TO MY NEW FRIENDS!" So they started…
Blind Game again kanari kireteru Doll
itsuma demo kawaranai yoru o buchikowase
zawameku kaze ni meguru raito ga
oto o tatete kioku tobasu kitto shiranu hazumonai yuwaku
kokoro o midasu kimi no beis ja nani mo nokosezu yoru ga akeru
mada mienu shuuchaku wa genkaku
Don't Let me Down itsumo kobiteru dake
Cry for the sun nani mo mie yashinai
jibun no naka de dare ga sakebu ?
Tsuzuki watched in rapt fascination as these two singers belted out the tune. The two moved in sync with each other. "They're amazing!" he exclaimed, amethyst eyes sparkling. "Aren't they amazing, Hisoka!?" He looked to the one called Yuki. "Do they…do this for a living or something?" The blond looked up and grabbed pack of cigarettes off the table to prevent them from getting squashed, looking around the two vocalists he said, "Yeah.", as he lit one. "Wow! They're really good." "I just thought you said they were amazing." The novelist said around the cigarette. "Are they good or amazing?" "Well I uh…" He was shooting poor Tsuzuki cold eyes. "What are you so stupid you can't answer?" "That is I…" "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Hisoka shouted. Ryuichi and Shuichi stopped singing. "NO ONE BULLIES TSUZUKI! NO ONE! NOT MURAKI! AND NOT YOU…..Bastard." The older man smirked. "You've got guts, kid, but you still piss me off." He growled and walked off into the kitchen. "What-what the hell is with that guy!?" Hisoka rumbled, trembling.
"Ahh, don't mind him, Hi-chan." Shu-chan sang. "Yuki's always like that, don't take it to heart." He began to dance.
"Yeah, Hi-chan!" Ryuichi leapt from the table and threw back the bunny hood. "Yuki-san is okay when he's not mad."
"And is that EVER?"
"Yuki can be a very loving person…" Shuichi informed.
"Really?" Hisoka's voice was sarcastic.
"Oh, don't be mad. Yuki bites everyone's head like that!" He danced some more.
"He…has such a cold spirit…" Tsuzuki commented.
"It was colder before I met him, Tsu-chan." His voice became quiet. "Yuki was always trying to shove me away while I was with him…He has been hurt previously….Don't hold it against him!"
"KUMAGORO BEAM!"
The bunny thwacked Shuichi in the forehead.
The baka fell on his butt with a loud holler of, "ITIE!"
"Shuichi! Today is not the time for sadness! Today is the time for FUN!"
BANG BANG BANG!
All: "Huh?"
"RYUICHI! MY HONEY!" came a lovesick voice through the door.
"Shit…" Yuki hissed. "How did he get here!?"
"The normal way." Shuichi answered.
WHAM!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"RYUICH HONEY! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE! OPEN UP AND LET YOUR LOVE IN!"
Shuichi started towards the door but Yuki beat him to it. "Don't you dare!" "But Yuki..." He fought his way around his lover. "We can't leave him out there." "YES WE CAN!" Suddenly the door was thrown wide open and in stepped a horny Tatsuha. "Where is he?!" "Damn." Yuki cursed. "What the hell are you doing here!?" "Looking for my honey…." When he finally spotted Ryuichi dressed in the bunny-suit behind the two newcomers, he shoved past them first. "HONEY!" "Oh Kami…" The blond muttered, pulling at his hair. This cannot get any worse…This cannot get any worse… It was like a mantra. "RYU-CHAN!" "Hello, Tatsu-kun!" Ryuichi murmured being half-squeezed/half-molested. Yuki's head soon began to pound as the four baks became to jabber all at once. "Hey, Tatsu-chan, wanna stay over!" "Sure, Shuichi!" "This is great!" This was Ryuichi. "Uh…" "Oh, Tatsu-chan this is my new friend Tsu-chan!" "Hello! I very pleased to meet you!" Tsuzuki hollered. "Anyone care for some pie? I'm hungry!" "Again!?" Hisoka hollered. "Yes…Starved, Hisoka." Yuki sat down, holding his head. This cannot get any worse…This cannot get any worse…"YEAH! LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM!" Shuichi said loudly. "I AGREE!" The Shinigami giggled. This cannot get any worse…This cannot get any worse…
"Ahhh is that the voice of the one I love. How sensuous…." Came another voice.
He groaned.
It's worse. "Why do I even bother?"
A/N: Goody! I got it done! claps Aren't you happy!? I am…And how could it get worse for Yuki…Whose voice was that? Find out! Review please!
