Phil: ooooooooooooh.
Casey: Calm down Phil.
Maria is sitting on the front steps, looking very sexy. (And this is real life, so the graphics are AWESOME!) She stares voluptuously into everyone's eyes. After staring at the group for a few minutes, she stands up and walks towards John.
Maria: What's your name, big boy?
John:……………..uuuhhh….
Andy: (looks at John.) J…O…H…N.
Casey (hits him in the back of the head)
John: John.
Maria: And here I though I was all alone.
Andy: Alone?
Maria: I've been waiting for James to come back.
Alec: But James is…
John: (steps on his foot.) um, he's gone home.
Maria: Has he really?
John: Yeah, he said that he was stupid to ever come here, and that his wife Mary couldn't possibly be here either.
Maria: How do you know about that? Did you know James!
John:…uuuh, long enough to find that out.
Phil: Yeah, it's not like he was killed or anything, Especially not by Nemesis.
Alec: That's right.
Maria: Oh, I guess your right. After all, Nemesis isn't even from this town. He normally hangs around Raccoon City.
Andy:…yeah. Anyway, we thought you could come with us.
John: Yeah, especially now that mean old James left you all alone. (Rubbing her shoulder.)
Maria: Oh…I suppose I could. You all seem sooo nice.
Phil: (quietly to himself.) Thank you god.
John: Well lets get going; we have much more time to get…acquainted…on the way.
Andy: He's right, we should get going.
Casey:…Where ARE we going?
Phil: (looks at the map)…uuuuuuuuuuuuuh, right here.
Casey: Here.
Phil: Yes.
Casey:…right here.
Phil: YES.
Andy: Maybe we should go INSIDE the hospital.
Maria: oooooh, what a good idea…uh, what was your name, stud?
Andy: …………….uuuhh…
John: (looks at Andy) A…N…D…Y
Andy:…….yeah, what he said. Andy
Casey: My name's Casey
Alec: I'm Alec.
Phil: and I am Phillip.(puffs out his chest)
Maria: My name's Maria.
Andy: We know already.
Maria: How?
Andy: what?
Maria:….huh?
Andy: (clears his throat) Let's get moving.
And so Andy, Casey, Phil, Alec, John, and Maria entered the looming hospital. The first thing they all noticed when they entered the building is how realistic everything wss. The game was creepy, but this was pure horror. Weird noises they've never heard before echo off the decaying walls. The smell of death is in the air. And the feeling of dread envelops them as thick as the very darkness that surrounds them. (Scared yet?) The group stands there, wondering what to do next.
Andy: Whoa.
Maria: What is it?
Andy: This is way creepier than the game.
Maria: What game?
Andy:………………what?
Maria: What game are you talking about?
Andy: Game? I never said anything about a game.
Maria: Yes you did, just now!
Andy: You must be hearing things. (Kicks a piece of rubble lying on the ground, sending it away to clatter down the black hallway.) SEE! What was that!
Maria: Where! (Startled, she grabs onto Andy.)
Andy: (just smiles as Maria wraps her arms around him for protection)
John: (looks at Andy.) Hey, Stud!
Andy: What?
John: Maybe would should explore the WHOLE building and not just the…nice parts.
Andy: (scowls at John)…….fine. Let's get moving.
Casey: About time. (Everyone walks by Andy, down the hallway. Just as Casey passes by Andy, he whispers into his ear.) You love machine.
The Hospital was scarier than they could have imagined. Every little echo sent them into a state of tension so great, that you couldn't shove a needle up their ass with a jackhammer. (Sorry for that horrible mental picture.)
Eventually, they all ended up standing in front of the door that leads to the roof.
Maria: Well, what are you waiting for?
John: He's in there. The one that haunts my nightmares…
Casey: Pyramid Head.
Phil: (even though he is still on the lawn-mower, which I have no idea how he got upstairs with, looks frightened.)
Alec: (the ONLY person who's excited to be there.) Let's do it!
OPEN THE DOOR!
Andy: (he grips the chainsaw with sweaty hands, and slowly opens the door, revealing that small rooftop surrounded by chain link fencing.)
Everyone stands perfectly still, eyes piercing the scene with a terrified gaze. Pyramid head is there standing with his back to them. He doesn't seem to notice their presence.
Alec: (trying to contain his excitement.)……………….WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THERE HE IS!
Pyramid head slowly turns to face them. This definitely wasn't a game anymore. His features were grotesquely accurate to the game, but ten times scarier. The great knife he wielded, bloodstained and battle scarred, gleamed dimly in the moonlight. Walking with low thudding steps, he walked slowly towards the terror-stricken group.
Phil feints on the lawn mower, putting it into gear. His unconscious body leans against the steering wheel, driving it strait towards P. Head. The mower runs into the creature sending it sprawling on the ground, and Phil, back into reality. Phil, seeing his chance for glory, puts it into reverse and backs the mower onto the still startled Pyramid Head. A loud, chopping sound bellows through the night, as Phil's lawn-mower becomes parked right on top of the, very annoyed, P. Head. After a few minutes of this…battle, Pyramid Head's body becomes rigid and still. Phil cuts the engine and examines the body.
John: No way!
Andy: Nothing can kill P. Head! NOTHING!
Phil: Nothing except a lawn mower, apparently.
Casey: That's all he needed. All James ever needed was a riding lawn mower to kill Pyramid Head. No melee weapons, no guns, NOT EVEN HYPER SPRAY! JUST A LAWN MOWER!
Alec: (seems disappointed) …you…killed him
Alec spoke too soon. Pyramid Head slowly climbed out from underneath the mower, knocking Phil over onto the ground. He picked up his great knife and stood up to face them again, this time, very pissed off. The radio that Casey had begun to send out a strange frequency they'd never heard before. P. Head stood there staring as the static became louder and louder. LOUDER AND LOUDER STILL! OH MY GOD THAT THING WAS GETTING LOUD! After the sound escaladed to a high pitched screeching it suddenly stopped, as if it never happened. And then, it happened. Pyramid Head….
Ha HA! Another cliffhanger! Don't kill yourself, you'll find out later what happens. "till next time!
