The adventures of Katsiekay the evil hedgehog

Katsiekay wasn't really evil, it was all her family's fault. Her evil mother Kristine-Kristine was a horrible person, and Stevie, her father, was also bad. Her sisters Annanana and Sarahkarah were even worse. They attacked Katsiekay with muffins and pieservers, so she ran off into the wilderness to become a tissue-monk. She trained for 10 million million trillion year until she was the best tissue fighter in the whole entire world. Then she went off to kill people with her terrifying tissue skills.

She was so terrifying that people were terrified of her. When they saw her, they said, "oh look! Its katsiekay-the-terrifying-hedgehog-who-is-not-really-evil-but-is-still-a-skilled-tissue-fighter-and-someone-we-should-bow-down-to-because-we-are-terrified-of-her-terrifyingness." Or KTTHWINREBISASTFASWSBDTBWATOHT for short. So, they made katsiekay their empress, so she is now known as katsiekay-the-terrifying-hedgehog-who-is-not-really-evil-but-is-still-a-skilled-tissue-fighter-and-is-now-the-empress-of-the-terrifying-katsian-empire-so-we-all-should-bow-down-to-her-and-do-everything-she-tells-us-to, or KTTHWINREBISASTFAINTEOTTKESWASBDTHADESTUT for short. One day Katsiekay was riding a pink flamingo when she saw a little girl that was very fat skipping down the road. Katsiekay was furious! In the Katsian Empire, you were not allowed to skip, you had to crawl, because no one and nothing was allowed to ever be taller than Katsiekay, who was very very short being a hedgehog "Grunt grunt grunt grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt grunt!" grunted Katsiekay terrifyingly, because as we all know, hedgehogs can't talk, they can only grunt terrifyingly. but what Katsiekay meant was "Stop skipping you stupid, ugly, fat little girl!" But the girl, being incredibly stupid, didn't stop, so Katsiekay had no choice, she whipped out her terrifying tissues, and ran at the little girl, but then, the little girl did something Katsiekay did not expect, she stuck a piece of tape that was pink and scented with strawberries on Katsiekay's head. Katsiekay was amazed, no one had before stuck a piece of tape that was pink and scented with strawberries before. And after all, she was katsiekay-the-terrifying-hedgehog-who-is-not-really-evil-but-is-still-a-skilled-tissue-fighter-and-is-now-the-empress-of-the-terrifying-katsian-empire-so-we-all-should-bow-down-to-her-and-do-everything-she-tells-us-to, or KTTHWINREBISASTFAINTEOTTKESWASBDTHADESTUT for short. Somehow, the tape gave katsiekay the magical ability to fly, so she flew away, but then an eviller and terrifyinger flying punicorn (a mix b/w a unicorn and a peacock)Aliel.inc tore the tape that was pink and scented with strawberries and katsiekay fell down into a cliff and died.

THE END

At katsiekay's trial to see if she should go to heaven or hell, she could onIy grunt, so they gave up and sent her to hell.