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New: Rashi is a character from real life. Rashi is Lacy's Japanese name and so I said I would put her in my story. She plays an important role in this story, so cheer her on and don't get pissed when she does some bad stuff to InuYasha. You'll learn to like her I'm sure, because everyone loves Lacy.
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Chapter Four: Etiquette Class
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InuYasha came out of the closet, a frown on his feminine face. It was a good thing Kagome left the room. He felt like a fool. He walked over towards the full-length mirror and slowly opened his eye, bracing himself for what he would see. His brown eyes shot snapped shut. 'Oh Kami I looked like an idiot,' he thought, 'I'm in a dress. A dress! Not a skirt and a top, a dress. Not too mention a tight dress.' It took him a lengthy twenty minutes just to find out where the hole for the head was and then another twenty minutes to zip it up without Kagome's help.
He looked at the clock, eight forty-seven. He was going to make Kagome, the teacher, late. He rolled his eyes and looked at the white silk, tight dress that Kagome had suggested. He thought it would look better on Kagome, rather then himself. For one he could use his boobs as a table if he had wanted to.
"Are you done yet?" Kagome's voice came through the door and his eyes flickered towards the door. "Do you need me to come in there and help you?"
"No!" InuYasha, "No I don't need some female to help me! I can do it myself!" He pulled out his dress, smoothing it out with his hands. He turned around, inspecting himself. 'I feel like I'm wearing a tent.' He tried to walk, but his broad walk had been prevented and he fell.
"Taka-chan!" Kagome shouted through the door, upon hearing the crash InuYasha had took, "Are you all right?" The doorknob turned and she entered. InuYasha lifted his head from the ground and stared up at her and she stared down at him before bursting out laughing.
"It's not funny!" he snapped as he got up, "This stupid snake skin won't let me walk!"
"That's because you walk like a guy," Kagome said through a fit of giggles. "Here. Let me show you how to walk. Did you ever have a mother?"
"My mom died when I was little," InuYasha muttered. "My dad and half- brother were the only family I had after that and then my dad died and I despise my brother."
"Sorry," she apologized. "Okay now when you walk, you want to make sure your feet follow each other. One foot before the other in small steps." She walked gracefully across his room and stopped and turned then walked again. "Easy."
"Whatever, that's easy," InuYasha stated. He then got into walking position and started walking and Kagome tried to stop the small smile flickering across her lips. InuYasha noticed. "What?!"
"You look like a duck," she commented. "Obviously you need a lot of work. My friend, Tsasami Rashi, owner of 'Rashi's' will be here in a few minutes to help me with the etiquette classes.
"I don't need help from Radish," InuYasha said smugly. "She kept walking in on me when I was naked. You think I like having a twenty-three year old woman stare at me?"
"At least you know her age," Kagome shrugged. "And it's Rashi not Radish. Rashi-chan is a very good teacher and she only came in twice to help you find the head."
"Feh, I can fine my own head myself. I don't need some damn female telling me how to put on clothes," InuYasha said, sticking up his nose.
"Okay...for one Taka-chan, you are a female in case you haven't noticed for the past twenty years," Kagome pointed out.
He didn't want to say he had only been a girl for a couple of days, instead he smirked. "I don't want to check," InuYasha started to laugh. If he had checked his manly parts would show, telling him also that he was a man. "Men are perfect."
Kagome looked at him like he was stupid. "No they aren't. Scientists say that men are the ones with the birth defect because of their sperm."
"That is something I don't want to know, thanks," he stuck his fingers in his ears, "You're such a brain."
"I have to know these things. It's in Child Development class at Law School," Kagome said.
"Since when do you need to know how children develop to become a lawyer?" InuYasha asked.
"Law University is not only a Law school. It has other things as well. Like psychology and therapy. It's also involved with medical care. That's why I moved here, so I could go to that college. All the guys were forced to live in the ghetto part of town. I'm trying to convince Kikyou to let guys stay here to, like split Tama Neighborhood in two different sections," Kagome explained, "I want to major in psychology so I can become a psychiatrist."
"Why would you become a psychiatrist when you're already a psychopath?" InuYasha questioned, looking at her.
She didn't seemed annoyed when he asked that, "Their saying is that if you have experienced lunacy or any other form of mentally or emotionally illness then you know where your patients stand and you can help them better. I went through depression so that's my strong spot and my wear spot is hallucinations," Kagome answered.
"Well get trapped in the desert a couple of days," InuYasha suggested. "Wait...you went through depression? Why did you go through depression?"
"It's no big deal really," Kagome blushed.
"Then what was it?"
Kagome opened her mouth to answer, "I fell-" DING DONG.
"Damn," InuYasha cursed and he practice walked towards the door. He looked slightly better than a dizzy duck. He went downstairs to answer the door.
"Hey Taka, nice to meet you again," Rashi slipped in, patting Taka on the back. Rashi was tan and she had long dark hair. She was wearing blue jean shorts and a baggy t-shirt.
"Whoa! Okay that outfit is a lot different then that green dress you wore," InuYasha pointed at her. "And what the hell are you doing waltzing in my house and..." he watched her raid his fridge, "eating my food!"
"I personally hate dresses," Rashi said, getting out some potato chips, "and why do you put potato chips in the fridge?"
"None of your business," InuYasha growled as she walked up the steps, "Get the hell out of my house."
"Kagome invited me over, dumbass," she reminded him, "Hell, why do you cuss?"
"Why do you cuss, bitch?" InuYasha retorted.
"Because I can and I don't look like a freakin' girly girl like you in that thousand dollar dress," Rashi answered back, smirking. She entered InuYasha's room.
"Rashi-chan!" Kagome exclaimed and leaped up and hugged her. "I'm glad you're here. We only have ten minutes before the class starts."
"Well it's going to take a miracle turning Taka into a more womanly Taka, won't it?" Rashi said, setting down the bag of chips and the bag of clothes she brought.
InuYasha stomped into the room, "You!" he pointed at Rashi, "Out! Now!"
Rashi stared at him for a moment and then answered, "No." and turned back to Kagome. "We have a lot to work with. I admit, she has potential." She grabbed InuYasha's hand and shoved him in the bathroom along with herself and locked the door.
"Gahhhhhhhhhh!" InuYasha tried banging the door down, "Kagome let me out of here now! Before she kills me!" He clawed the door, but to no avail.
"Oh come now," Rashi smiled at him, "First you smell like a dog so what we need to do is." She unzipped the dress.
"NOOOO!" InuYasha shouted as the dress came off. "It took me a very long time to get that thing on! What the hell are you doing?!" He yelled as Rashi turned on the shower.
"Quit being so scared," Rashi said, "I'm a girl, just like you. I've seen the parts you have. It's not a big deal."
"Yes it damn is!" InuYasha said and then snap, the bra came off. "Agh!" he covered himself with the towel. "Don't take off my underwear! I'll take it off myself!"
Rashi turned her back on him, "Fine I'll respect your needs of keeping your privacy to yourself. Now hurry up you only have six minutes."
He got in and out of the shower in five minutes and guess what Rashi found out when he exited the shower. That he was a guy.
"Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she screamed, blocking her eyes with her
hands. "Put it away, Taka! Put it away! It burns! It burns! Gahhh my eyes!!"
"Rashi-chan? Taka-chan?" Kagome knocked on the door, "Hurry or we'll be late. Tardiness isn't etiquette."
"Kagome I just thought you should know that-"the rest of her sentence was muffled by InuYasha's hand.
"Damnit don't tell anyone!" he yelled. "Er...Kagome can you grab my robe, It's in the basement."
"The basement?"
"Yes! I need it!"
"All right."
InuYasha let go of Rashi's mouth and Rashi looked like she was holding a big secret. A smug grin was on her face and she cackled. "I know your secret. So why'd you do it? Tired of been a stupid male?"
"No, I needed to live here so I could go to Law University," InuYasha said through gritted teeth. "My social status is too high to live in the ghetto. So I had Miroku fix me up with Mushin, a plastic surgeon. Look, you can't tell anyone. Especially Kagome!"
"Why not?" Rashi raised a brow, smiling. "Ooooh, you like her," she said in a singsong voice. "You want to hold her. You want to kiss her. You want to love her."
InuYasha rolled his eyes, "No! It's because Kagome tattles so much."
"She doesn't mean to. She does what she thinks is right," Rashi said, "I mean she knew that most of the girls sneak in guys, she doesn't tell Kikyou who. Sometimes she says specifics if she knows that the guy is abusive in any way. She saved Kagura. Kagura had an abusive boyfriend and Kagome found out and told Kikyou. Kikyou booted him out in a heartbeat and told the cops. Every girl here loves Kagome. Kagome's like that mother hen to all the girls."
"And your point?" InuYasha asked as he fiddled with the dress, trying to put it on.
"My point is I don't think Kagome will tell on you because for one she thinks guys should have the right to live here and she knows who you really are. At least your not some pervert."
"That makes me feel a lot more confident about being a woman," InuYasha answered sarcastically. "Just don't tell anyone. Promise or I'll kill you right here and now."
"I don't have much of a choice, do I?" Rashi asked, "All right, I won't tell anyone." She held up two fingers, "Scout's honor or is it three fingers?"
"Whatever," InuYasha said as Rashi started to dry his hair.
"Hey! We're a minute late!" Kagome shouted, "I'm going to go all right? Taka-chan, your robe is outside the door. Bye guys!"
"Well that means we can be tardy," Rashi said, tying his black hair into a tight bun on his head. "So when will you change back?"
"In two months. It's called 'temporary plastic'. It dissolves in exactly two months," InuYasha explained. "And it was hell waiting for the bandages to come off."
"What's your guy name?" Rashi asked.
"InuYasha," he replied.
"InuYasha..." her voice trailed, "I bet you're angry about Naraku, since he took your 100,000 deal."
"Damn right I am," InuYasha growled.
"Okay first of all, you need to do something about your cussing. They don't cuss around Kagome and I'm surprised she puts up with you and your potty mouth. We'll need to flush it."
"Feh," InuYasha answered, but didn't object. "How do you know Kagome?"
"Kagome's my counselor," Rashi answered, "and I've known her since high school."
"Oh," InuYasha said.
"So do you date guys? Or do you act like a lesbian and date girls?" she asked.
"I am a lesbian, sure, but I only date straight girls," InuYasha said.
"Well good luck on finding a straight girl who will date a girl," she laughed. "I know a bi girl, better than nothing, ne?"
"I guess so, there are a lot of bis, straight girls and lesbians around here," InuYasha said, "I wouldn't be surprised if Kikyou was a lesbian."
"Naraku is her fiancé," Rashi told him.
"I know," InuYasha replied. Then Rashi was done fixing InuYasha up and he went into his room and grabbed a Hershey's chocolate until a shoe hit his head.
"No chocolate before breakfast. It's fattening," she took it from him and ate it. "Now let's go, shall we?"
"You're going in that?" InuYasha asked, looking at her.
"No, are you an idiot?" she asked, "I'm changing when I get there." She grabbed the large shopping bag and then InuYasha led the way to Kagome's house.
InuYasha and Rashi entered the large house. "Lots of pink," InuYasha remarked as they entered the house. And then his brown eyes met red eyes, Naraku! He couldn't help but let a low growl erupt from his stomach into his throat where it rumbled steadily.
Naraku looked at InuYasha and smiled charmingly, or at least as captivatingly as he can without scaring everyone. His red eyes burned into InuYasha's soul and for a split second he thought Naraku knew his secret, but that burning sensation went away.
Naraku strode towards him, wine glass in hand. "Hello miss," he bowed, "I am Yamato Naraku, owner of this fine land."
InuYasha had no idea what to say or do, all he knew was that if Naraku exposed his neck somebody was going to get choked. He could already feel Naraku's neck in InuYasha's grasp and him shaking his neck and watching Naraku's eyes bug out.
Rashi jumped in instead, "I am Tsasami Rashi, owner of Rashi's clothing store. Top of the line clothing for all formal occasions and this is my friend, Anamori Taka, who recently moved into the house across the street." She offered her hand to the putrid man.
Naraku took her hand gently into his own and kissed rather lightly and smiled, bowing his head slightly and then released her hand. "Nice to meet you." Naraku turned to Taka, expecting InuYasha to put out his hand as well. InuYasha reluctantly did so and as Naraku's lips lightly brushed InuYasha's hand InuYasha pulled it away as quickly as he could with a scowl on his face.
"I apologize, did I offend in any way, shape or form?" Naraku asked.
"No, you just revolted me," InuYasha replied and Kagome snapped her head in his direction.
"Taka-chan! Please respect the person you are talking to. I apologize Naraku," Kagome bowed.
Kagome looked great in her long pink gown. Her hair was let loose and waved down her back. Her body was slender and perfect and her dress flowed with her movement. She frowned at InuYasha disapprovingly, which made InuYasha feel guilty. Wait! Why was he feeling guilty, Naraku was the one that should feel guilty.
Rashi took interest in the looks Kagome and InuYasha gave each other every now and then. "Hmm," she wondered, "Could it possibly be that Kagome is a lesbian?" Rashi spaced out as everyone seated at the large table, awaiting their food. 'Kagome said she was straight, but could it be possible that Taka made her turn lesbian? Or maybe she was just hiding the fact all along. Yes I'm sure of it now.' She continued analyzing her options as the waiters served the food. 'Bingo! She is a lesbian!' "The cat's out of the bag now, Higurashi Kagome!" Rashi yelled and pointed an accusing finger at Kagome, getting everyone's attention, "You're a lesbian, aren't you!?"
Kagome dropped her fork, with meat still on it. It clattered on her plate and everyone gasped. Kagome stared at Rashi, as did everyone else. "Rashi-chan, you've known me since high school. What did you eat before you came here?"
"She stole my candy bar!" InuYasha shouted, pointing a finger at Rashi. "It was chocolate!"
Everyone blinked and Kikyou cleared her throat, "Well miss Rashi, now that you got your answer, shall we eat?"
Everyone nodded and Rashi blushed and started laughing with insanity, she was that embarrassed. "Whoops! Didn't mean spill the beans."
Kagome spoke about where the forks and spoons should be and which ones to use. "Now you use the salad fork for small fruits and vegetables and salad, obviously. Place your napkin neatly in your lap. Neatly Taka- chan!" she looked at Taka who had crumpled it up in her lap and was eating already.
"Taka! Please," Kagome looked at him and InuYasha looked up.
"Sorry," he mumbled and then listened to Kagome. He kept staring at Naraku, growling every now and then because he saw Naraku checking Kagome out.
After the breakfast pie was served. "Okay now after desert we will begin to learn how to ballroom dance," Kagome said, "So girls will need to partner with girls unless Naraku will dance with each girl."
"I'd be honored to dance with each beautiful face," Naraku flashed a smile and some girls smiled and awed at him. InuYasha rolled his eyes.
"All right let us begin," Kagome said cheerfully and everyone started to eat their cherry pie.
Kagome walked around the table, making sure everyone was eating correctly with their silverware until Kikyou excused herself from the table to use the restroom. Kagome past Naraku and Naraku's hand slipped out and patted her behind.
InuYasha lost control and grabbed his pie in a fistful and chucked it across the room where it landed upon Naraku's face. "PERVERT!" InuYasha shouted.
Then all the girls joined in and threw pies at each other, including Naraku. Rashi was howling with mad laughter until a piece of pie landed in her nose and she had to snort it out.
Pies were flying everywhere and soon pies evolved to mashes potatoes and wine.
"Nooo!" a girl shrieked, "Wine on my dress!"
"Oh shove it prep," Rashi said, before slamming mashed potatoes in the girl's dress, "Learn to have some fun."
Kagome's face crumpled into horror and tears filled her eyes as food flew back and forth. InuYasha was dodging all the food, not getting any food blemishes on him. He grinned triumphantly and then noticed Kagome's shocked expression and the grin was erased from his face. He watched as Kagome swept into the kitchen and he went in after her.
"Kagome," he said as he entered the kitchen, "Are you all right?" 'Stupid question.'
Kagome turned around furiously, "No, Taka! Why did you have to throw a pie at Naraku?! I know he touched me but I can handle myself! Not only do I need to worry about apologizing to Naraku after your mistake, I have to clean the whole dining room! And my class is destroyed!"
He flinched, "Kagome, I'm sorry. I was just helping. He shouldn't be feeling up on anyone, especially if he has a fiancé! I'll pay for the cleaning."
Rashi came in laughing, "That was great! Phew, we should have food fights more often." She looked at Kagome, "Kagome-chan, it's all right. You know how these things go. Plus all the girls love you, so they won't be talking about it for more than a week, then they'll forget about it. As for Naraku, I'm sure we can think of something, so relax and forgive Taka-chan at doing what he-she thought was right, I meant she."
InuYasha growled at Rashi, he turned back to Kagome, "From now on Kagome, I'll try my best to act like a girl. It's just hard, especially for someone like me. All I had around me were guys. So I'm not used to skirts, dresses, make up and a lot of other things."
Kagome turned away, "Rashi please excuse everyone out the door. Taka, just leave. I don't want to see you in my house until I decide to forgive you."
"Right-O!" Rashi grabbed InuYasha's hand and yanked him out the door. Then she smacked him over the head, "That's for hurting Kagome." She smacked him again, "And that's for ruining this whole thing." Then she grabbed his hand and slapped him a high five, "and that's for hitting Naraku. Man I would've joined but....Kagome had a major love crush on Naraku in high school. Then Kikyou got a boyfriend from a different high school, InuYasha, and something went wrong because I think Naraku interfered. Then Kikyou and Naraku started dating. Kikyou broke up with him and stopped seeing anyone then went back out with him and dated until he proposed. Simple as that."
"Naraku is always taking things from me. He took that 100,000 dollar deal, Kikyou and now he's trying to take Kagome?!" InuYasha exploded. "He's dead. I swear it."
"Let me get this straight, you love Kikyou and Kagome?" Rashi asked.
"NO! I love Kikyou and Kagome's...my friend," InuYasha grunted.
"Nope, nope, nope, you like Kagome," Rashi grinned. "How could anyone not like her? She's a better than that bitch Kikyou. Kagome has those loving eyes, outgoing friendly nature. She's pretty and she can handle any situation. She can work under pressure and stress. Kagome is a whole lot better than Kikyou and I think Naraku finally figured that out."
"Whatever," InuYasha headed towards his house, "The last thing I need to worry about is Kagome and her pitiful love life. She wants Naraku hitting on her, than she can have that. All I know is Kikyou would have slapped him on the spot, no hesitation and all Kagome did was jump and stand there."
"You seriously don't understand what women think or how they act to different things," Rashi said, "Here's a clue, get a life! Actually pretend to be a woman, instead of pretending to be in a woman's body." She folded her arms. "I'll see you later. Tomorrow actually, it's the Grande Ball and you ARE going."
"Keh, yeah, like Hell I'll be there," InuYasha growled.
"You like hell a lot," Rashi said, "Have you ever been there?" And than she laughed and walked off, sending shivers down InuYasha's spine.
InuYasha entered his house and set the keys on the couch. "Damn all this," he said as he pushed the play button on an answering machine.
Miroku called, stating that Sango had been mad at him. No surprise there.
Mushin called, asking how it was going.
And that was it. InuYasha grinned; no one else knew he was a girl. He walked up to his room and looked at the clock, eleven thirty. He undressed and then walked downstairs in his boxers and bra. InuYasha opened the fridge and grabbed some milk and sat on the couch and began his day of couch potato.
"Hey!" Miroku walked in, wearing a long wig. "I had to talk to you about Sango-san. I called but you were gone and why are you sitting on the couch? You should be dancing at the etiquette class."
"I ruined it. Naraku had a feel of Kagome's ass and I chucked the pie right at his face," InuYasha said, "and then all the girls started freaking out and threw pies all over the place. Kagome was in a mad fit and she yelled at me to leave, so I did."
"Did Naraku do anything to you?"
"No and if he comes by my house I'm going to become homicidal," InuYasha said.
"Ah, I see," Miroku took off his wig. He sat in beside InuYasha. "Sango-san hasn't called me yet and the ball is tomorrow. If she doesn't call will you go with me? You do need a date."
"I damn well don't," InuYasha yelled, "No way in seven hells am I going with another guy!"
"Yes you need to or you will be kicked out," Miroku said, "You need to call Sango. Shippo misses you. You can tell him something's wrong with your voice. Like it or not you are a father InuYasha and your son misses you."
"All ready?" InuYasha asked, "It's only been two days."
"He hasn't seen you in the process of the whole bandage thing, remember? I was taking care of him and I told him that you were sick and you needed to stay at the hospital for a little while," Miroku said, "He's your son. You need to talk to him, InuYasha. He looks up to you and he always has."
"Fine, fine! I'll call him," InuYasha said, "I do miss the little flea magnet."
"There you go," Miroku patted his back, "the first step into womanhood, caring for others and missing them."
InuYasha picked up the phone and called Sango's house. "Yeah, Sango, this is InuYasha. No I'm not some drunk bitch calling a random number. I swear its me. I have something wrong with my voice due to the hospital's operation. Yeah I'm going to get it fixed. You want me to prove that I am InuYasha? Hell Sango how do you expect me to do that? No! I won't say it! No! No! No! Fine! Humans rule and dog-demons drool. Happy? Thank you. Now can I talk to Shippo? Yes I want to talk to my son."
"Hey runt."
"InuYasha?!"
"The one and only Shippo."
"Hi! You were gone for so long and then Miroku dumped me off on Sango. When will you be home, InuYasha?"
"Soon...in a couple of months, but I'll email you everyday, okay?"
"Okay. Guess what! I learned the secret trails so I can cheat with you!"
"Good for you! What else is going on?"
"Well Sango's friend, Kagome is over here. She's crying because Miroku's old girlfriend ruined her breakfast. But Sango made her feel better!"
"Tell Sango that Miroku needs to talk to her."
"Okay!"
"Bye Shippo."
"...Er...I love you...Dad..." then the phone clicked off. ((Can we have some awwwwwws here please?))
InuYasha hung up, appalled at Shippo calling him 'dad'. "The little runt called me dad!"
"That's what you are InuYasha," Miroku said and soon his cell phone was vibrating in his back pocket.
"Pervert!"
"Hey its better for paying for a massage," he said answering the phone, "Miroku speaking. Sango-san. Hello. I'm glad you called. Sango-san, will you go to the ball with me?" And then a large squeal of joy erupted from the other end and InuYasha flinched. "Good, I'll come by and pick you up. Do you know any guys that would be willing to take Taka-san? You do? Great. Sango-san...I love you." ((More awwwwwwwws?)) Miroku hung up.
"Coward! Why do guys hang up as soon as they say 'I love you'?" InuYasha asked, "I'm a guy, I should know, but for some reason I don't."
"Well you can be rejected. Sango-san could've said something like 'Miroku, you don't love me, you just think you do'. Or something similar."
"Whatever, you better go before a girl comes over," InuYasha grunted.
"Okay, see you later, miss," Miroku bowed and InuYasha threw a pillow at him. "I'm going, I'm going. Don't you need to see me out?"
"Feh, see yourself out," InuYasha said over his shoulder as he changed the channels.
"Come on," Miroku rolled his eyes, "Be a woman! I mean...a man! A manish woman!"
"FINE!" he barked and he got up and walked Miroku to the door as Miroku put on his wig. "Out! Now!"
Miroku smirked and poked his boob and ran. "Poke boob and run!" Miroku shouted and jumped in the car.
"HEY YOU FAG!" InuYasha shouted, "I'll get you for that!" InuYasha looked down realizing he never even felt his boobs. ((Oh great here it comes))
He closed the door and poked his boobs with great curiosity. "It jiggles!" InuYasha exclaimed. He continued poking them, "So this is how they feel. Warm, soft and squishy." He grinned. "Yes! My hands are no longer virgins!"
He looked out the window and saw a ten year-old girl staring at him. "Eww!" she exclaimed, "You're a guy?!?!?!" She grinned. "I know your secret!"
"Damn you little girl!" InuYasha growled. He grabbed his blue robe and put it on, running out and following the girl to her house.
"Look little girl!" he said shaking his finger at her, "If you tell anyone! I will kill you!"
"Nope," she grinned at him, "If you threaten me I will tell everyone that you are a she-male. You wouldn't want to be kicked out of this neighborhood, now would you? I want chocolate and I want it NOW!"
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Crisa Rei: Well that was a surprise. Two people finding out in one chapter. Well what did you think of this chapter? Not much funnies as the other ones, I wanted to make this one a sort of serious one. And of course a guy needs to touch his own boobs if he hasn't done so. I mean a guy would love to have boobs for his own entertainment. Hahhahahahah!
Anyways next chapter is called: Blackmail!
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