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Crisa Rei: I'd like to thank my reviewers once again. I enjoy reading your reviews. You guys are great! Keep pushing me or I might stop. I don't want to, but sometimes I have a really long writer's block. Oh yeah and I am proud of being messed up thank you! I know you love my messed up mind.
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Rating: PG-13/R
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Suffix Meanings:
-kun (a friendly term for guys, normally used for guys, rarely used for girls) -chan (a friendly term for girls, normally used for girls, unless a boy is young they use chan (ex: Shippo-chan) and used in family) -san (a respecting term. Ex: Higurashi-san (Miss Higurashi). San means Miss/Mrs./Mr./Miss) -sama (sama means high respect Lord Sesshoumaru (ex: Sesshoumaru-sama)
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Chapter Five: Blackmail! (A more serious chapter, but still funny) Part I
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'How could that little angel that had been playing in Kagome's front yard turn into such a little bitch?' InuYasha thought as he opened his chocolate stash, "Damn her!" InuYasha straightened up, settling for some M&Ms and a super sized Kit Kat bar. He growled as he went back outside in his blue bathrobe.
Kagome was sitting on the porch steps, her head supported by her hand. She was in her red pajamas with a white robe pulled over, but slightly open. She didn't make eye contact with InuYasha, she didn't want to. She kept an eye on his feet.
InuYasha walked over to the third house form his and rapped on the door and two girls answered the door, laughing and giggling.
"Hello she male!" one girl piped and then went into a furious fit of giggled as the older one held out her hands for the chocolate.
InuYasha growled at both of them, but surrendered the chocolate. He watched as the girls examined the chocolate.
"This isn't enough!" the older girl cried, "Do you honestly think that M&Ms and a simple Kit Kat bar can fill us before lunch? I don't think so!" she shoved the chocolate back into InuYasha's hands. "I want chocolate filled malt balls and Mizuko here, will have a super sized Reeses!"
"Do they even make those super sized?" Mizuko blinked, looking at her.
"You wanted chocolate, I gave you chocolate. Deal with what comes," InuYasha said through gritted teeth. "So shut up and run along and play."
"Mo-om! There's a she male at the door!" Mizuko whined, "Make him or her go away!"
"Nhhhh!" InuYasha exclaimed. ((Hhahaha while writing 'exclaimed' I accidentally wrote 'sexclaimed' hahaha))
"It's either my mother, or more chocolate," the older girl said, leaning on the doorframe, "What'll it be?"
InuYasha stormed away in a heap of fury and angry. Those emotions made him boil within his very heart, but something else was also in his heart for once, fear. He feared that he would be found out and cast out of the neighborhood before having a chance to attend Law University. He feared that Kagome would find out and call him a pig or even worse. What did he care about Kagome for any way? She was just a female! Damn females, they get freaked out too easily.
He entered his house and went back upstairs, Rashi was sitting on the bed with a full grin on her face. InuYasha scowled, "What the hell are you doing here, bitch?"
"My name is Rashi you ass," she retorted throwing a pillow at him. "So what's got that I'll-kill-the-world look in your eyes?"
"None of your damn business, bitch," InuYasha snapped as he walked over to his closet and took out his chocolate chest, "A girl was watching me talk to Miroku and saw me undress and she saw that the snake was out of the bag and blackmailed me."
"That's against the law!" Rashi exclaimed.
"I know."
"No, not the blackmail! Showing your bodily parts off to a little girl!" Rashi said, "What is that offense called? Sexual Conduct?"
"Shut up!" InuYasha said, "My freakin' window was open and she just happened to be walking by and peered in that little rat!"
"We-ell," Rashi grinned, "I'm sorry to add to your burden but, apologize to Kagome or I'll personally see to it that your thrown out of this neighborhood and humiliated."
"Damn you, bitch!" he growled, "You're freakin' blackmailing me also!"
"Ah, but I could take advantage of your situation," Rashi taunted, "Give me a candy bar."
He chucked it at her, hoping it would hit her, but she caught it and opened it and ate some. "Bitch."
"And what have you learned?"
"That females are the most backstabbing bitches in the world and can never be trusted because they could turn around and become rabid bitches," InuYasha growled, "Have you ever noticed females are meanest to each other? Especially when there infatuated with some male, they fight! And they both lose one thing, friendship for some male who probably is only dating them for sex."
"How true you are," Rashi said, "Girls are mean, because they're acting upon instinct. Women are the ones who is the king of the home, have you noticed? Guys just bring in the money then sit on there asses all day. Women work, clean and cook and when another woman comes in on their territory they try their best to not let them help with the chores because they're hers. At school, the girls fight and thrash with each other, yet some of them get along. They cling to one another. Guys don't. Guy don't give a flip if another guy is wearing the same shirt as them."
She went on, "Girls fight in the worst way. They fight verbally and hurt the other person self-consciously and emotionally. That will never go away like bruises and broken parts. Guys fight with their fists, but wounds heal, but not if they're made by someone else on their heart. Understand?"
InuYasha nodded, sitting on the bed. "How do I get the girls to stop blackmailing me?"
"Find their weakness," Rashi said, "Call a friend. A guy preferably. Have that guy discuss with the girls that what they're doing is wrong."
"I don't know anyone that is good with children...wait...my brother has a kid..." InuYasha thought, "but I can't call him! We haven't spoken in three years!"
"Then I suggest you make a quick apology or you're in some deep shit," Rashi said, standing up. "Plus you need to apologize to Kagome or else I'm putting this in the Tama newspaper." She held up naked pictures of InuYasha.
"Oh now that is low!" InuYasha shouted, "You are a bitch."
"Yes, yes I am," Rashi smiled, "I'm glad you noticed." She ate some of her candy bar and then left his room. "See you. I better see Kagome acting happier."
"Wait! What do you mean acting happier?" InuYasha asked as he stood in the doorway and Rashi stood in the hallway, munching on her candy bar.
She turned at smiled at him, "Let's just say that Kagome misses you, InuYasha. She misses your boyish side. If she turns into a lesbian and falls in love with you, you will be really stuck, now won't you?"
"What the hell? You said Kagome was straight!"
"Straight as a toothpick," Rashi nodded, "but Kagome is different. She sees the core, not the outer shell. She might see that inside you are a guy and she will fall in love." Rashi winked, "Do you honestly want Kagome to be confused about her feelings? Decide now InuYasha, before she falls in love, will you be a girl and act like one, or will you be a girl that acts like a guy?"
"Fall in love...with...me?" InuYasha stood there as Rashi walked away. "Grr. Damn you Rashi!" Now Rashi had him tied up and he needed to untangle it. Kagome was straight, she will always remain straight. There was no possible way that Kagome could turn lesbo on him.
He shook his head and made his way to the phone book. "Hmmmm," InuYasha flipped through the book, "Looking for the Prime Minister's number. He dialed it up and got a machine.
"Damn this," he thought aloud. 'Wait...I have a girl's voice...' he grinned. "Yes Prime Minister-sama, this is Anamori Taka speaking. I'm just calling to say that I enjoyed last night together with you. You were great." The phone was instantly picked up.
"Who is this?" Sesshoumaru's voice erupted on the other end, "I demand to know who this is, you bitch!"
"About time lazy bastard," InuYasha said, "Long time no hear brother."
"What?!" Sesshoumaru shouted, "What the hell are you talking about? You don't sound like my brother, I don't even have a brother!"
"I'm hurt," InuYasha said sarcastically. "Look Sesshoumaru it's me, InuYasha. I'd explain, but I'm afraid they would have the phone bugged."
"You son of a bitch! Kagura was giving me death looks!" Sesshoumaru hissed, "What the hell is wrong with your voice?"
"I got high on helium," InuYasha lied, "and now I need your help."
"To get unhigh? InuYasha I don't have time for this. I am the Prime Minister! I have things to do, meetings to go to. Plus you little runt, we despise each other, just to let you know."
"Oh come on!" InuYasha exclaimed, "I'd freakin' help you, you bastard!"
"I can connect you to my secretary. Make an appointment to see me. Like every other Japanese Citizen." Click.
"Damn you, bastard!" InuYasha shouted. He called again and smirked, "Yes this is Sango and I was calling to say that I am madly in love with you Prime Minister-sama and I know you feel the same way because last week you totally rode me!" The phone was picked up again....by Kagura.
"Listen you whore!" Kagura's voice exploded like a bomb.
"Kagura! It's me!" InuYasha shouted, hoping she would hear him, "InuYasha!" No one wanted to get Kagura mad. Especially since Kagura lived in the same neighborhood he did, but she wasn't aware of it.
"What?! You had an affair with your brother?"
"Where is he?"
"He went into a meeting," Kagura said, "Is this really InuYasha?"
"Yeah its me," InuYasha replied, "Listen I...er...desperately need Sesshoumaru's help." He mumbled, "and I need you to give him my address and don't tell him its my house all right?"
"As long as you stop calling, acting like some bitch in heat," Kagura said and she wrote down the address. "InuYasha I had no idea you lived in the same neighborhood as me."
"How's the kids?" he quickly changed the subject.
"Kanna and Rin are very well. They've grown a lot. I'm surprised you haven't been to the family reunions."
"Ha! And see your freakin' brother, Naraku? No thank you," InuYasha said, "He's engaged you know."
"Yes to that Kikyou girl. Everyone loathes her in both the Youkai family and Yamato family. She's not every one's favorite person," Kagura said and then hung up.
InuYasha hung up the phone and went to give the brats what they wanted.
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Kagome looked up at InuYasha, making eye contact with him. She didn't let her brown gaze waver away from his brown eyes. She watched him and sighed. She felt really bad for yelling at Taka-chan. Taka-chan probably felt sad too. "Taka-chan!" she got the courage to call her over.
Taka walked over to her, looking slightly surprised. "Yeah?"
"Look Taka-chan I'm sorry for yelling at you like that. You acted upon instinct. You're right I shouldn't have let him feel me up like that. It was wrong, but..." Kagome started crying, "I loved him..."
"Naraku?"
Kagome nodded. "Remember I told you about my depression. I fell in love with him...and then when Kikyou and Naraku started dating I couldn't bare it. I couldn't bare the loneliness. So I fell into depression for a long time. A year...and when he paid attention to me in there I felt no longer alone. In that one year I tried committing suicide, but I was too cowardly and didn't. It was like everywhere I turned couples were everywhere. Have you ever had that feeling? Everywhere, everyone's in love?"
InuYasha nodded. "Yeah I've had that feeling before." He sat beside her. "Look Kagome, one day you'll find that guy. Who couldn't fall in love with someone like you?"
Kagome looked up at him and sniffed. "Really?"
He nodded, "You're smart, carefree, happy most of the time and well- organized." He realized what he was saying was true, but he currently had no feelings of love towards Kagome. He liked Kagome as a friend, "and you're a really good friend. I'm sorry that I ruined your class."
Kagome smiled, "It's okay. You did what you thought was right."
'No I did it because I wanted to see Naraku get hit in the face with pie,' InuYasha thought secretly. "Yeah I didn't think it was right. He had a fiancé."
"They got into an argument, all the girls told Kikyou that Naraku hit on me," Kagome said, "Kikyou turned bitch as soon as those words greeted her ears. I told her it was okay, because I didn't love him anymore. She forgave me, but went after Naraku."
InuYasha smirked, "He deserves whatever's coming towards him by Kikyou."
"Taka-chan? Did you know InuYasha personally?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah."
"Did you date him?"
"No. He was a close friend of mine," InuYasha said. "I think you two would make good friends. He was always busy though. He never...had time for anything. Not even his kid."
"He has a kid?"
"Shippo," InuYasha replied. "He's a kitsune. He's really willing to do things and he's always happy. He looks up to InuYasha a lot. InuYasha left on a trip...and Shippo grew sad."
"InuYasha must not realize how much Shippo loves him."
"He did when Shippo called him 'dad'. He never called InuYasha 'dad' before," InuYasha replied. "But," InuYasha stood up, "I must go."
"Is Mizuko-chan giving you a hard time Taka? She's not blackmailing you is she? She always does that to new comers and the best way to deal with it is not give her what she wants."
"What?"
Kagome smiled, "When she realizes that she'll stop and she'll never tell your secrets. She knows a lot for a young girl. So just don't give her what she wants and she'll stop. She's very forgetful as well so she probably won't remember your secret."
"Never thought of that," InuYasha replied. "Okay I'll do it." A white limo drove up into InuYasha's driveway. "Damn it."
"Who's that Taka-chan?" Kagome asked as Sesshoumaru emerged from the car. "Kami! It's the Prime Minister himself! I need my camera!" Kagome ran into the house to get the camera and InuYasha walked towards him.
"Hey," InuYasha said.
"Who are you?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Ah, well I thought you wouldn't recognize me. Just promise me you won't laugh."
He arched a brow, "I make no promises, miss. I am sorry. It's hard to make me laugh. Humor me."
"Okay," he shrugged, "I warned you." He grabbed Sesshoumaru's hand and yanked him inside. "Sesshoumaru I'm InuYasha."
Sesshoumaru stared at InuYasha with a solemn expression. At first Sesshoumaru didn't believe the lady standing before could be his brother until InuYasha's scent filled his nose. He tried keeping a straight face, but a smile tugged at his lips and laughter bubbled in his throat. He then started roaring with laughter.
"I told you not to laugh, damn it!" InuYasha yelled, "you bastard!" Sesshoumaru's secret service ran in upon hearing InuYasha's voice.
Sesshoumaru held up his hand as the other hand supported his stomach. Tears flowed out of Sesshoumaru's eyes and then as quickly as the laugh came it fled and Sesshoumaru stood up again. "I always thought you could stoop no lower, but you have proved me wrong." He turned to the agents, "Go wait out in the car." They bowed and left. Sesshoumaru sat on the couch.
"I was perplexed when Kagura gave me this address. An address in a neighborhood that was bathing in females," Sesshoumaru said, "she said someone wanted to meet me here."
"You got married," InuYasha nodded, "I knew that when I read it in the paper, though it didn't say who."
"Kagura didn't want Naraku finding out, though regrettably he did at the reunion. He went in a mad fit and just to get back at us, he is now engaged to that bitch."
"Kikyou," InuYasha said.
"We told you to stay away from her, InuYasha," Sesshoumaru said, "We could sense her intentions. But you with your thickhead wouldn't listen. Blinded by fake love from her."
"You're wrong! She did love me and I loved her!" InuYasha shouted. "I still love her!"
"Very well. Why did you want me here? I didn't come here to argue and get into a fight with you like I did Kagura."
"Two girls found out what I am, that I was a man so they blackmailed me and I need you to shut them up," InuYasha said. "You got in a fight with Kagura?"
"InuYasha, I am the Prime Minister, not some kid counselor. I have no time for this," Sesshoumaru answered. "You have no business whatsoever to ask me about my relationships either, I don't have time for any of your talk."
"You will make time!"
"What made you decide to become a bitch anyway?"
"I wanted to get into Law University and in order to do so I had to either give up my pride as being rich or give up my pride as being a man. So I chose a plastic surgeon with a new idea. Temporary plastic. It'll dissolve within my body in two months. Or to be exact fifty eight days."
"I see," Sesshoumaru nodded. "Pride is something you needn't be worried about InuYasha. Because..." Sesshoumaru opened his briefcase and pulled out something, "I need you to tell me what one plus two it."
Three." InuYasha said, showing his teeth and then a camera snapped. "What the-? Damn you! Give me that camera!"
Sesshoumaru shook his head, "That was a Kodak moment InuYasha, your future wife will love to see you as a girl."
"Damn you!" InuYasha growled. "I swear if we were out in the country and I had the Tetsusaiga I'd slaughter you to kibbles and bits!"
"Ooh here comes the puppy chow," Sesshoumaru said, making a pun. (( I just love the pun!))
"Damn you!" he pointed at Sesshoumaru. "This is the reason I despise you! You didn't help me last time! You didn't help me get my money back!"
"I had my campaign to run," Sesshoumaru stated.
"So the stupid campaign was more important the blood?" InuYasha growled. "Dad wanted us to look out for each other and you chose some stupid campaign!"
"I apologize," Sesshoumaru said, "but I cannot help you this time. They're kids InuYasha, I can't threaten kids."
"No one is asking you to!" InuYasha yelled. "I just want you to talk to them!"
Sesshoumaru stared at InuYasha, "You haven't had a tantrum like this since you were fourteen years old. I admit, it's fun watching you beg from me."
"Oh shut up!" InuYasha snapped.
"I rather admit, InuYasha, you'd make a very pretty girl," Sesshoumaru said with a sly grin.
"Feh! Go to hell Sesshoumaru," InuYasha said, "and get out of my house before I kill you and take your throne."
"I'll help InuYasha," Sesshoumaru said after InuYasha was done throwing a fit and insults at him. "But I'm not going to hurt them."
"Four years ago you'd gladly kill any human," InuYasha reminded.
"Are you asking me to kill?"
"No!" InuYasha snapped, "I'm just reminding you that four years ago you would've have killed anyone in your path, including me."
"That was before Rin's parents put me as her Godfather if they were ever harmed and they were," Sesshoumaru answered. "And then I got married and Kagura had Kanna already and Kagura is pregnant again."
"Well finally you two can have a biological daughter together," InuYasha snorted.
"I am hoping it's a boy so he can be the next Prime Minister," Sesshoumaru said, "I will not have the Prime Minister seat fall into someone's unworthy hands."
"How about letting the seat fall into my hands?" InuYasha suggested.
"Your hands? Don't make me laugh. InuYasha you couldn't take care of your pet bird and you think I'd let you take care of Japan?" Sesshoumaru arched a brow.
"That bird was dead when you bought it for me and you know it!" InuYasha growled lowly at him.
"Enough!" Sesshoumaru barked. "Where do these girls live?"
"Three houses down," InuYasha explained. "Be careful, they're evil!"
"I am not related to you," Sesshoumaru said and then left.
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Sesshoumaru exited the house and was greeted by a flashing camera. He blinked the speckled dots away from his eyes and looked at the paparazzi. The lovely girl was standing in front of him, camera strap around her neck. Her thick black hair was tied up into a ponytail and her brown eyes stared into his own golden eyes.
Sesshoumaru was somewhat infatuated with the girl. "Miss?"
"Oh my name is Higurashi Kagome," Kagome bowed. "I am sorry, but I noticed that you are Prime Minister Youkai, am I not mistaken?"
"No you are not mistaken, Higurashi-san," Sesshoumaru spoke suavely. "May I ask you a question, Higurashi-san?"
"Of course," Kagome smiled.
"Do you know the current resident of this household?"
"You mean Anamori Taka-chan?" Kagome asked.
"Taka?" Sesshoumaru laughed in his mind as he kept a solemn face on the outside. "Yes how does she act around others like herself?"
"Um...she's a little more guyish than most girls," Kagome said, "She acts like Rashi-chan, she cusses a lot and tends to get freaked out if girls undress in front of her."
"Of course, my apologies for bothering you, Higurashi-san and may I compliment on your beauty," Sesshoumaru bowed.
Kagome blushed. "Thank you Prime Minister-sama." Kagome bowed.
Sesshoumaru nodded and walked towards the house the little girls lived in. KNOCK KNOCK
"I'll get it Mommy!" a girl shouted.
"No you won't!" her mom answered fiercely, "Not after you call Taka- chan a she male!"
"But Mommy, Taka is a she male! I saw him naked!"
The door opened up and a very exhausted woman answered and she looked shocked and surprised, "Prime Minister-sama! What brings you here?"
"I am here to speak with your daughters. They have been harassing a dear friend of mine," Sesshoumaru answered her. "No need to punish them Miss, I'll speak to them personally."
She nodded and then grabbed her children's hands firmly. "See what you did, Mizuko? Ami?" They looked scared to death.
Sesshoumaru sat them on the porch swing, "Now I have two daughters of my own so I'm not going to do anything bad to you. But what you are doing is very wrong, Ami and Mizuko. You can't go around accusing ladies that they are men. That isn't right and then telling them that you know their secret. That's a federal offense and you could get arrested for that." They gasped in fear. "You don't want to go to jail do you?" They shook their heads and he smiled at them. "Good now no more snooping and ordering people to give you stuff. Understand?"
They nodded, "Yes sir we understand. We won't do it anymore."
"Good," he stood up and smiled and then handed them some suckers, "Next time I come back to talk to you guys they won't be suckers, they'll be handcuffs."
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Kagome smiled at Sesshoumaru, watching him and the Taka came out. "Taka-chan, you didn't tell me you knew the Prime Minister. He's so good with children."
InuYasha snorted, "Yeah...."
"He's handsome and polite as well."
"He's also married," InuYasha said, making Kagome stop daydreaming.
"She's lucky," Kagome said as Sesshoumaru came back.
"There," Sesshoumaru said, "I'll be seeing you both. It was a pleasure meeting you Higurashi-san. It was nice to see you again Taka."
"You as well," InuYasha answered stiffly, "Say hi to Kagura for me."
"You're! You're the guy Kagura snuck in here!" Kagome blurted.
"No...." Sesshoumaru said, "I know Kagura comes here often and stays here while I'm out of town. You saw her with another guy?"
"Yeah...er...um..." Kagome didn't say anything else. "Maybe you should talk to her about this...."
Sesshoumaru's eyes told them that he was hurt and angry.
"Hey man, want me to come with you?" InuYasha asked him.
"No!" he said abruptly. "I'll handle this myself. Thank you Higurashi- san for telling me this."
((Ooooh wonder what's going to happen to Kagura for cheating on Sesshoumaru))
Sesshoumaru arrived home and got out of the limo and slammed the door. "KAGURA!" Sesshoumaru roared and Kagura appeared on the second floor window.
She opened it up and scowled down at him, obviously holding a grudge for the fight they had earlier.
"I need to see you in my office immediately Kagura," he growled and went inside. He walked down the halls, shoving everyone out of his way angrily, he'd apologize later...if he felt like it. He thrust open the large wooden doors to his office and took a seat in his big red armchair behind his desk.
Kagura came in and bowed, "Yes Sesshoumaru-sama? You bellowed?"
"Kagura when were you going to tell me you were having an affair?!" Sesshoumaru said, slamming his fist into the desk, breaking it.
"An...af...affair sir?" Kagura stuttered.
"I went to Tama neighborhood, some people have reported seeing you sneak in a guy into your house over there," Sesshoumaru said, "Explain yourself."
"Sesshoumaru...." Kagura said and broke down sobbing, "It's true Sesshoumaru....every bit...but I didn't have sex with him I wasn't even involved with him! I went out when you left for Okinawa. I was angry that you didn't tell me so I went to a bar and drank some sake. This man said he'd pay for it so I agreed and he bought me a lot. I was drunk and he asked me where I lived so he could drive me home. I told him Tama neighborhood. I didn't know what happened next. I opened my eyes and I was on the bed...." She couldn't go on.
"Kagura?!" Sesshoumaru said, going to her and kneeling beside her, "What happened."
"Kagome saved me..." Kagura bawled. "The man...he..."
"What did he do to you?!" Sesshoumaru said shaking her slightly. "Tell me what the bastard did to you."
"Kagome was walking around at night, walking her cat and she passed by my house while I was struggling and screaming. She walked in because my door was open and she grabbed my ancient heirloom bow and did some miko power on it and banged him over the head with it, sending him soaring through the air. He ran out and drove off. But he came back every day and I told him to leave or I would hurt him. He slapped me and then I'd kick him out each day but he still kept coming back. "
"What did he do?!"
"He...Oh Kami Sesshoumaru, he raped me!" Kagura said.
"Why didn't you tell me, Kagura!" he shouted as he threw his desk out the window. "That bastard!"
Kagura sat on the floor, her shoulders shaking and her red dress soaking the tears. "I'm sorry Sesshoumaru....Forgive me for not telling you. I thought after I kicked him out so many times he'd stop. He did...but...it still scares me."
Sesshoumaru turned around and stared at her, "I forgive you Kagura, I, too, apologize for earlier." He walked over to her and picked her up in his arms and hugged her close, "I promise I will find the scum who did that to you."
"Kikyou found him..." Kagura whispered, "She hasn't done anything yet..."
"Where does he live."
"Sesshoumaru, no!" Kagura protested, "Let Kikyou handle it."
"I won't let that bitch handle anything," Sesshoumaru said, "I will handle that scumbag for touching you, my wife."
"...I can't stop you can I?"
"No," Sesshoumaru said. "Is he demon?"
"Yes..." she replied. "He was far too strong to be a human."
"I'll call InuYasha, asking for help."
"Your hanyou brother?!"
"Do you know Taka?"
"Yes."
"That's InuYasha," Sesshoumaru said and then told her what InuYasha said about plastic surgery. "He can help by acting as a decoy. I'll get the guy's number and ask him to meet me at a bar close by. InuYasha can act as a lovely young lady and InuYasha can lead him into an alley where I'll be waiting to punch his lights out."
"You'll kill him?"
"Yes I will," Sesshoumaru said and then kissed her lips. He let go of her and then dialed the phone.
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"Damn those perverts," InuYasha said as he sat in the passenger seat of Sesshoumaru's car. "No one knows that you're going to kill the guy right?"
"No one except you and Kagura. My office is sound proof," Sesshoumaru turned.
"All right!" InuYasha hooted, "Let's go get homicidal!"
"InuYasha!" Sesshoumaru looked at him, "Stop goofing off."
"What we're going to kill a guy, that means we're homicidal!" InuYasha grinned, "Finally some butt-kicking time. We'll show that little bastard!"
"Damn right," Sesshoumaru said. Sesshoumaru thought about how he would cover it up. Surely he could get a few people to cover his alibi. InuYasha could. Kagura could. Ah hell he didn't care. He wanted that guy's throat within his hands.
"Hey," InuYasha nodded to the coffee.
"It's decaf InuYasha," he replied, bracing himself for InuYasha's blow up.
"Damn it! We're stopping by Star Bucks! I cannot become homicidal without caffeine!" InuYasha bellowed.
"Fine," Sesshoumaru drove to a nearby star bucks, "Yeah my brother wants a caffeinated dark mocha coffee."
"I am not your brother I am a girl!" InuYasha corrected.
Sesshoumaru glared at him as he pulled up to pay for it.
A girl looked at them, "I don't see how he could get you mixed up with his brother. Aren't guys the stupidest species there can every be?"
InuYasha grinned and nodded. "Really. I'm going to dump him right afterwards anyway."
Sesshoumaru looked uncomfortable as the two "girls" chatted about dumping and guys. "Taka! You're acting like a girl! Stop it!"
"You're right," InuYasha said, "Well thank you." He drank his coffee as they drove off. "I've been craving caffeine all week long."
"You finally got what you wanted," Sesshoumaru said as they got to the bar. "Okay I'll call him on my cell and ask him to meet me here. Hopefully he's never been to this bar."
"Right I know my part," InuYasha said as he got out, pulling down his black skirt. "I feel like a damn hooker."
"Well you look like a damn hooker if that helps," Sesshoumaru replied.
"Shut up," InuYasha said as he walked to the door and entered.
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InuYasha walked in, looking slightly uneasy. He pulled down the skirt once more and then sat down at the bar. The bartender smirked lightly at him. "What'll it be, young lady."
"I'm not in the mood for drinking," InuYasha replied. "Just looking for some guys." Soon guys were offering to buy her a drink, but she turned each of them down.
Soon a man in a long brown jacket entered and sat near him. He winked at InuYasha and InuYasha tried to keep his face from looking sickened.
"Hey cutie pie," InuYasha forced himself to say. "What're you doing here?"
"I'm waiting for a friend of mine," he replied.
'Damn how do I know if this guy's the right one?' InuYasha thought, "Excuse me." InuYasha winked, "I'll be back."
InuYasha walked outside and looked around for Sesshoumaru's car. He spotted the blue Jaguar and made his way over to him.
"What the hell are you doing? He just went in!"
"The guy wearing the coat?" InuYasha asked.
"The brown one, yes!" Sesshoumaru said, "Now sick him!"
"Gar! Hold on!" InuYasha said and then he drank his coffee and went back in and sat next to the guy as smoke filled the room again.
He looked at the guy and then turned towards the bartender. "One martini please." InuYasha wasn't fond of martinis but they were a drink popular among the girls.
"I'll pay for it," the man said and he smiled at InuYasha who smiled back.
"So," InuYasha said, "Come here often?"
"Nope, never been here," the man replied. "The guy I'm supposed to meet is coming here to give me a job."
"Shame," InuYasha said to the guy. "You're pretty handsome." The guy wasn't handsome at all. He had dark choppy cut hair and tanned skin. He looked so greasy.
He grinned. "That so? Well my ex kicked me out of her house so I have no where to go."
"Pity. You could come over to my apartment," InuYasha said drinking the martini.
"Really?" he arched a brow, "When?"
"Well," InuYasha stood up, "I'm leaving right now...you won't get to see your friend if you tag along."
"It's okay, I can call him back," he stood up.
"All right," InuYasha responded. 'Yes right into the trap.' InuYasha walked outside and then started down a nearby alley. "This is the shortcut."
"Really?" then the guy pulled out a knife and grabbed InuYasha by the throat which caught InuYasha off guard. "Take off you clothes now!"
"No!" InuYasha said and then he went for the cry for help, "Help! Help! Oh somebody save me! Save me from this pervert!" ((he's acting and let's just say his acting skills aren't that great)) InuYasha grinned when Sesshoumaru appeared.
He got out his claws and they started to glow, "This is for Kagura! You bastard! You raped my wife!" He grabbed the guy's throat and pressed him against the brick wall. "How does it feel?! To be in fear like you put Kagura through? Tell me!"
The man looked at him in fear. "I don't know who you're talking about!"
"Damn you!" Sesshoumaru said pressing him harder against the wall. "You raped my wife! You took advantage of her when she was drunk! How could you forget!?"
"I'm sorry! I swear! If I had known she was your wife-"
"You'd go and pick on some other innocent woman, wouldn't you!" Sesshoumaru said, "Well guess what. Not on my watch you won't! Do you know who I am!?"
"N-n-no! I just want to go home! I'm sorry. I'm sorry!" he stuttered.
"Asshole! Don't you dare cower like a dog in the Prime Minister's presence!" InuYasha yelled.
"The Prime...Mi-mi-minister?!" the man yelled, "Oh God I'm sorry!"
"Yeah! Well I'm feeling a bit homicidal right now, you bastard!" Sesshoumaru shouted at him, "How dare you! You're sick, you're really perverted and sick!"
"I'M SORRY!"
"Taka-chan? Prime Minister-sama?!" Kagome's voice hit InuYasha's ears and he turned around.
"Kagome! What the hell are you doing here?" he asked and stepped towards her, but she backed away.
"You're murdering someone?! Taka-chan!!!" Kagome cried out. "I can't believe you! Especially the Prime Minister of Japan!" She screamed and ran away.
"Kagome!" InuYasha shouted.
"Damn you InuYasha, take care of your bitch. I'll handle this guy!"
"No!" InuYasha said, "Stop, you scared him enough. Just turn him over to the police. All right?"
"No way! This ass is mine! I'm taking care of him right here, right now!" he pushed his claw near his throat. "Get ready to suffer like you made my Kagura do!"
"Nooo! Sesshoumaru stop!" InuYasha shouted and grabbed Sesshoumaru and shoved him against the wall. The guy stumbled and tried to get away. "Oh no you're not!" InuYasha slammed the guy into the concrete, making him pass out.
Sesshoumaru got up, "I ask you for help and this is what you give me?"
"Give him to the police! They'll put him in jail forever! You have the power to make them do that so do it!" InuYasha yelled and he heard a cry. "Kagome?" He turned around and there she was, standing there. 'Why did she come back? Idiot.'
"Kagome, leave!" InuYasha ordered, "Just leave!"
"I can't leave! I won't leave! I won't leave you, Taka-chan!" Kagome cried, "You're my friend. I trusted you and you did the right thing. I care about you. you're my best friend and I won't leave you! I don't care if you murdered him, you're my friend!"
"Kagome..." InuYasha stared at her as she cried. "Why the hell are you crying, Kagome?"
"Because sometimes you can be so foolish, Taka-chan. You act before you think! And it worries me that you might do something this stupid! You're different from other girls, Taka-chan!"
InuYasha thought about what Rashi had said, "Let's just say that Kagome misses you, InuYasha. She misses your boyish side. If she turns into a lesbian and falls in love with you, you will be really stuck, now won't you?" and something else made him think. Rashi had also said, "Kagome is different. She sees the core, not the outer shell." 'Damn this...why is Kagome so different?'
"Prime Minister-sama, the pain he must have cause Kagura and you....but that doesn't mean you have the right to kill him! If he killed her then I would understand! Please Prime Minister-sama, do what Kagura would want you to do!"
"She wanted me to kill him," Sesshoumaru said, wiping his lip.
"....Er...then...go ahead," Kagome said, "but I'm not leaving here! I will watch you kill him."
Sesshoumaru looked at InuYasha.
"Kagome is innocent, Sesshoumaru. She is full of innocence...don't taint her soul by making her witness you slaughter someone," InuYasha said. ((He's OOC in this sentence but that's okay someone needed to say it ))
Sesshoumaru picked the guy up with force, "Very well. I'll turn him over to the police."
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Crisa Rei: Well wasn't that an unexpecting chapter right there? It was like: BAM! To you guys I bet. Muhahahahhahaha you never know what I'll think up next of course I have this all planned out and I apologize for any grammar errors and misspellings. –points to the bear- He made me mess up! Oh and I'm afraid that I am running out of funny things I have this big one but it's not coming up till chapter ten. Hahahaha, you won't expect it but it'll be funny. I have a few funnies to put on my way to chapter ten.
I'm thinking about making this story twenty-four chapters...or twenty-two. Somewhere in the twenties...So I don't even know if the funny part should come up in chapter ten...maybe around fifteen I'll do it. Oh well I'll let you know
This is the longest chapter so far: 15 chapterS everyone. Can I get a w00t, w00t?
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