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To Reviewers: Once again you guys are showering me with compliments. My goal for this story is a hundred reviews...but I really want a thousand. So highly recommend this story to others and spread the word about me! Please and thank you. And one comment made me laugh so badly. About the whole French kissing thing. If you are...ahem...inexperienced in the way a women gets pregnant, no you cannot get pregnant by kissing a person it just happens to happen to a certain hanyou due to his choice in becoming a woman.
I am also thinking about making a sequel to: I Am a Girl, I Am a Girl but I'll explain more about that in the very last chapter.
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Rating: PG-13/R
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Chapter 8: Beach Party
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"Kagome I can't swim," InuYasha said abruptly. "I mean, I can, but not in a bathing suit!" What was he thinking? "...I look bad in one and...I...er...hate whales!"
"Well that leaves you and Rashi-chan to talk about something. She has a great fear of sea creatures," Kagome replied calmly. "You don't need to get in the water."
'What the hell am I supposed to say?' he thought, 'Sorry Kagome, but I happen to have a penis that might show in a skimpy swimsuit and I don't really want to show it off!' "Gah...Kagome!" he wanted so badly to think of a good excuse. "I'll go, but I need to wear swim trunks over the bottom half of my swimsuit."
"Okay," Kagome shrugged, "Is that a lesbian thing?"
'No it's a male thing,' he wanted to say, but bit his lip to keep himself quiet. "Okay...let me get dressed."
"Great," Kagome's smile lit up his heart. Kagome was something that he needed, something like caffeine. Which he hadn't had in a while. Ever since that homicidal urge that rushed through him.
InuYasha was forced in the bathroom with a red bikini. He held it up, examining the bikini top. "Damn it Kagome! I don't particularly like a napkin on each boob with a string attaching the two together!"
"It's not THAT showy! I know that! I picked it out!" Kagome replied in the doorway. "Just put it on."
He growled but slipped it on, only to realize he entangled himself in the red strings. "Kagome...it's attacking me again! I swear women's clothing is out to get me. Can't I just run around topless?"
"Ew no," Kagome replied. "You want me to help you?"
"No!" he barked. "Call...call...Rashi..."
Kagome sighed, "Fine. Fine." She searched for the phone. "Taka, you don't clean your room do you?"
"Why? Should I?" InuYasha asked through the doorway.
"...It would be helpful," Kagome muttered as she lifted some clothes in order to hunt the blue phone. She finally found the phone. She found the phone and dialed Rashi's number. "Rashi-chan? Hey, this is Kagome. Yeah. Taka-chan needs your help with a swimsuit. For some reason she doesn't seem to want me to help." By this time Kagome had to pull the phone away from her ear because Rashi was shouting in laughter.
"You'll be here soon? Okay. I'll let her know, bye," Kagome hung up in confusion. "Rashi's on her way right now."
"Good!" InuYasha shouted as he looked at himself in the mirror. The red top was holding in his boobs, hugging them to his chest, creating some cleavage. His stomach was smooth and had slight six-pack womanly build. He didn't dare look at the bottom part so he grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist as Rashi stepped in.
"Oh I can see why you need my help," Rashi grinned. "Okay where are your boy trunks?"
"I wear a speedo," InuYasha replied.
"NO! Ew! Gross! No!" Rashi held her head, trying her best not to imagine InuYasha's man form in a speedo.
"I was joking," InuYasha rolled his eyes. "Do you think I bought trunks when I went shopping with Kagome?"
"...Any type of shorts other than denim?"
"Top left shelf," InuYasha replied. "There should be some red gym shorts."
"Then you can wear those," Rashi went out to look for the shorts, "then after that, you can clean room."
"Oh goodie," InuYasha inwardly groaned.
Kagome was sitting on the unmade bed; sheets tossed everywhere and pillows on the floor, joining his socks and shirts. There were empty bags of chips and crackers. She shook her head. "Taka's a slob."
Rashi searched through the top drawer. "Yes he-she! I meant she! Yes she is," Rashi replied as she grabbed some red trunks.
"Rashi-chan," Kagome looked up at her. "Why do you always fumble over the word 'she' with Taka-chan?"
"Oh, I always do that," Rashi replied, trying her best to cover it up. "Kagura is coming soon with Sesshoumaru."
InuYasha came out, towel wrapped around his waist. "What's tomorrow again?"
"Friday. Why do you keep asking?"
"Well before I go I have that appointment with Mushin at four and then I have a date with my rival, Kouga!" InuYasha said, "Boy I'm going to have a hell day."
Rashi smiled at him, "Want me to hold your hand while they stick it up there?"
"No!" InuYasha protested and he saw Kagome listening. "New way of pregnancy checking."
Kagome nodded. "If you are pregnant, do you want it to be a girl or a boy?"
"I rather it be dust," InuYasha inwardly muttered. "A boy of course."
"I've always wanted a girl," Kagome imagined. "I could by cute little dresses for her and paint her room daisy yellow with pink flower prints everywhere. And the room would always smell like raspberries."
"Raspberries?" InuYasha looked at her, "Why?"
"I like the smell," Kagome replied, "and I want her to like it and enjoy as much as I! You are so lucky! Who's the dad? I believe in abstinence. No sex until after your married."
"So you're a clean piece of paper?" Rashi asked and then she burst out laughing. "Taka likes clean paper."
Kagome looked at Rashi, confused.
"It's nothing," InuYasha assured as he clasped his hand around Rashi's mouth to keep her from saying anything else. "Rashi is just being odd."
"Me!" Rashi shrieked as she bit InuYasha's hand and he pulled away. "You're odd too!"
"Shut up!" he bonked her on the head lightly.
"Hey!" Rashi smacked him over the head.
"Woman!" he barked.
"Man! I mean," she stuttered as she tried to catch herself, "WOMAN TOO!"
InuYasha looked at Kagome. She was just laughing. Soon InuYasha heard the click of a car door. Kagura and Sesshoumaru were here. "Holy crap! I can't let him see me like this!" InuYasha grabbed his bathrobe and tied it around his body.
The doorbell rang and Kagome volunteered to answer it. "Hey!" he heard Kagome greet Kagura and Sesshoumaru.
Rashi dragged him down the stairs as InuYasha tried to cling to the railing. "Noooo!" InuYasha shouted in protest as Rashi pulled him harder and harder.
Sesshoumaru looked up, "What are you doing?"
"Trying to stay away from you," he replied as Rashi won in triumph.
"Taka-chan is wearing a swim suit. A bikini!" Rashi told Kagura and Kagura stifled a laugh. ((Who doesn't know that InuYasha is a girl? ...Except Kagome...and a handful of other people)). Sesshoumaru gave InuYasha an odd stare.
"You. Wearing a bikini?" Sesshoumaru repeated. "Excuse me," he said and then he went outside.
Moments later they could hear large roars of laughter coming from outside, which only succeeded in making InuYasha frown more.
"Well," Kagome clapped her hands as Sesshoumaru came back in doors. "Let me get the stuff and we'll leave, okay?"
"Yeah!" Rashi said and jumped on InuYasha's back. "Give me a piggy back ride, Taka-chan."
"Hell no! Get off me!" InuYasha barked and tried to shake Rashi off, but to no avail. "Damn..."
Kagome returned with two baskets filled with items and two umbrellas. Sesshoumaru carried the baskets to the car as everyone else looked around for things they would need.
"Prime Minister, I have a question," Rashi said before they got into the car.
"Yes?" Sesshoumaru turned towards her.
"You're wearing a t-shirt and shorts. Yet you still wear a boa, why?" Rashi asked.
His eye twitched. "It's not a boa."
"Is it armpit hair?"
"No." –twitch twitch-
"Is it your tail?"
"No."
"Well then is it your portable pillow?"
"No!"
"Is it your security blanket?" Rashi asked, "I had a security blanket once. It's name was Blankie! What's your security blanket's name?"
"It's not a blanket nor does it secure me in any way," he growled.
"Well..." Rashi looked at him, "What is it!?"
"When I am a full demon in my true form I become a dog. This is the fur that doesn't transform with my human body self. It remains fur," he replied.
"...Does it get in the way of sex?" Rashi pestered him.
He got in the car without answering. InuYasha was howling with mad laughter in the backseat and Kagura was crimson about the sex question. Kagome was laughing as well because Rashi had always asked the obvious.
Rashi got in the back, crushing poor Kagome in the middle. "Does it get in the way of driving?"
"Rashi-san," he replied. "Please desist on asking me such questions. I have no intention of answering them for I believe those are personal questions."
"Touchy, aren't we?" Rashi smirked. "I was just being curious."
"Curiosity killed the human," Sesshoumaru quoted as he started to back out of the driveway.
"That's not how it goes!" Rashi protested.
"It does in my book," he replied.
Rashi looked around the car. "It's tiny in here."
"Shut up for once in your life, Rashi," InuYasha snapped. "Before you drive us all insane."
Rashi glared at InuYasha and bopped him on the head. Then she averted her attention to the radio dial. She twisted it until she found a good station. "Oooh! My favorite song! Ever heard of 'I want your sex'?"
"No and I don't want to hear it either!" InuYasha said angrily and turned off the radio.
"Asshole," Rashi said and then crossed her arms, remaining silent for the rest of the trip to the beach.
"Wow!" Kagome exited the car as the sea breeze blew her hair back and she blocked her eyes from the sun, "It's so beautiful. I haven't been to the beach in a long time."
"Me either!" Rashi said and she linked arms with Kagome, "This is going to be fun! We can tan, pick out some guys, maybe a few girls for Taka- chan here." She winked.
InuYasha growled as he helped Sesshoumaru with the equipment. "I have no intention of checking out lesbians, thank you very much."
"Shame. Cause I look at gays all the time. You know, gay guys are always cute!" Rashi said.
"Some aren't though," Kagura said.
Sesshoumaru didn't say anything as he stared at InuYasha, waiting for him to take off that stupid pink bathrobe.
"What? Quit staring at me!" InuYasha accused as they followed the rest of the girls. Sesshoumaru continued to stare at InuYasha. "Stop it!" Sesshoumaru was almost making InuYasha's twig snap. "KAGURA! GET YOUR HUSBAND TO STOP STARING AT ME!"
"Sesshoumaru," Kagura ordered, "Stop staring at Taka-chan. That's rude."
"..." Sesshoumaru turned away. "You're going to take that silly pink thing off, aren't you? You put me in shame, you know that?"
"I'm not going to take it off, no matter what," InuYasha said.
"You're willing to wear pink all day?"
"Yes!"
"I will not be seen with you. People will think you are gay," Sesshoumaru replied.
Kagome blinked at Sesshoumaru, "But Taka-chan is homosexual."
Sesshoumaru stopped abruptly, "What? My brother's gay?"
Kagome whirled around, "Your brother?"
"Hmm?" Sesshoumaru turned to her, "You mean you didn't know?"
"Gah?!" InuYasha slammed his hand on Sesshoumaru's mouth, "We are not related in any way, shape or form. Sesshoumaru is simply on drugs."
"...?" Kagome blinked.
Kagura was busily choking on her saliva until Sesshoumaru noticed and slapped her on her upper back. Kagura stopped coughing. "Thank you," she said and he nodded.
"So you do not know anything about Taka-chan?" Sesshoumaru arched a brow.
"Of course I do!" Kagome defended and then averted her eyes to the ground. 'Just not her big secret.' "Did you know Taka-chan might be pregnant?"
Sesshoumaru stared at her and Kagura gasped and then Kagura toppled over in laughter. Rashi stood there, grinning, not helping poor InuYasha, who had dropped all his stuff.
"Damn it Kagome! Can you let me choose when to tell people? Maybe I don't want certain to people to freakin' know!" InuYasha roared. He fumed away.
Kagome had a look of complete shock spread across her face. "Taka...chan...?" She folded her hands and looked at the ground as Kagura stopped laughing and Sesshoumaru stormed after his brother.
"Kagome," Kagura looked at her in a concerned way. "It'll be fine. Maybe she wasn't ready to let the world know."
"She should've told you not to say anything," Rashi comforted. "Everything will be fine. It always is." She smiled. Rashi was great that way. She knew everything was going to be okay, no matter what. It might take days, weeks, years, but it would be fine after a while. She knew it. Rashi could always find the light in the darkness, the flower in the weeds, and the diamond in the coal.
Kagome looked at Rashi and smiled, "Thanks Rashi-chan. Thanks Kagura."
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"Damn you InuYasha!" Sesshoumaru shouted at him as InuYasha kicked rocks from a dock. "You don't just yell at a girl! That is rude! What ever happened to chivalry?"
"Chivalry is done for," InuYasha said grimly. "There's no one in the world that believes in good manners except for hopeless romantic girls who expect their boyfriends to do everything. Pay for them. Open the door for them. Cuddle and not have sex with them."
"So it's too hard for you to open a door?" Sesshoumaru inquired, "Yet you can slam it in a girl's face who considers you a friend."
"Friends get in fights too!" InuYasha defended.
"But you can try your best to avoid them!" Sesshoumaru growled. "I guess it's now that I shall share with you a piece of brotherly advice. Don't get used to all this reasoning coming from me. Got it?"
"Whatever," InuYasha rolled his eyes.
"Friends aren't used for taking your anger out on them. They're used for leaning on and supporting them as well. They're used for being there and them being there for you. They choose to be with you and in order to keep them choosing you is to be polite and courteous."
InuYasha didn't respond. He threw a rock at a nearby seagull in the air and it fell into the water with a SPLASH. It would've have been amusing at any other time to see a seagull splat into the ocean, but not now. Not when Sesshoumaru's eyes were burning into his back and trying to read his soul as if it was a book.
Sesshoumaru then broke his golden eyes away from his brother. "I'm leaving to help Kagura and the other. You will come later." It wasn't a suggestion. It wasn't a question. It was an order. The sound in his tone was malicious and demanding. InuYasha had flinched at that recognizable tone.
He would have retorted something smart, but held his tongue so as not to lose it. InuYasha gazed over the ocean and noticed the seagull floating towards shore. He rolled his eyes.
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"Is she coming back?" Kagome asked as they spread out their towels.
"She will come back," Sesshoumaru answered with a definite tone. "I spoke to her about some things." Sesshoumaru stuck in the umbrella in the ground. When he was finished he noticed Rashi poking his fur.
"I still think it's a portable pillow," Rashi said absent-mindedly before Sesshoumaru yanked it away in annoyance.
Kagura took off her long t-shirt, revealing a white bikini. She lay down on the beach recliner as she smoothed some tanning lotion on her body. "Mmm, this is good," Kagura muttered.
Rashi lay beside her in another recliner. She was wearing a blue one- piece showy swimsuit. She applied sun tan lotion her face legs and arms. "You're so right," she said as she relaxed in the chair, soaking the sun in.
Kagome bit her bottom lip as she sat in a chair, her blue tankini clinging to her body. She was unable to relax while Taka seemed in such a bad mood.
Sesshoumaru stared at all three of them. "Is this the reason we came? So you girls could just lounge around?"
"No," Kagura lowered her sunglasses to look at him, "We're tanning. And tanning is always significant."
"Got that right," Rashi said as she closed her eyes. "Ah yes...This is the life."
"Pathetic," Sesshoumaru said and then took off his shirt with both of his arms. (Yes he has two).
Rashi watched. "I knew it! It's detachable fur!" She pointed to Sesshoumaru as the fur released its grasp from his skin. "Ewwww!" she covered her eyes. "That's nasty!"
Sesshoumaru glared his cold eye at her and she cowered.
"Eeee don't hurt me," she said, covering her face with her towel.
"I'm going in the water," he stated and then walked towards the water. He watched as Kagome, Rashi and Kagura shut their eyes, soaked in the warmth and heat of the golden sun.
He looked at a small boy playing with a castle. He had a large blue bucket, filled with sand. The boy dumped it over and pulled it up slowly, and it made a perfect tower.
Sesshoumaru walked over to the small boy, "Excuse me." He said and then he grabbed the bucket from the clueless boy. He walked over to the water and scooped some water in and then proceeded towards Kagura and the others.
"Ladies," he announced. "I brought something for you."
They all opened their eyes with blank expression and then SPLASH water greeted the faces and bodies. Sesshoumaru held a smirk on his lips, twitching into a small smile and then he laughed.
"Sesshoumaru! That was NOT funny!" Kagura glared at him.
"Nyuuu!" Rashi said, looking down at herself. "That does it, Mr. Fluffy!"
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes down at Rashi. "What did you call me?"
"I called you 'Mr. Fluffy' and you know what!" she asked.
"What?"
"I like it!" Rashi then grabbed the bucket and dumped it on his head and ran off.
Kagura was laughing and Kagome was beginning to laugh, forgetting about Taka.
"Why you-!" Sesshoumaru growled. He raced after her, the bucket still on his head.
"Are they...er...flirting?" Kagome asked.
"Hah!" Kagura said, "No way. Sesshoumaru sees Rin in Rashi. They're both alike, Rin and Rashi. Though Rashi has never met Rin. Both Rin and Rashi call him 'Fluffy'. Sesshoumaru thinks of Rashi as a daughter."
"But they...just met didn't they?" Kagome asked.
"Yes and no," Kagura replied. "Along time ago we went to Rashi's store to pick out my wedding dress. Rashi was there, smiling. And it hit the both of us that Rashi looked like Rin, an older version. Sesshoumaru, Rashi and I became good friends, though we lost touched over the years. And then now it's just like things never changed. She still treats him with dignified respect in front of strangers."
Then InuYasha appeared, looking at the ground.
"Taka-chan!" Kagome looked at him and the wrapped her arms around his neck. "I'm sorry. I didn't think you would mind me telling them. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, Kagome," InuYasha replied, surprised by her actions. "I didn't mean to blow up in your face like that."
Kagome let go, "It's fine. Really. I understand."
InuYasha looked at her. She was wet. "Did you get in the water already?"
"No. Sesshoumaru dumped water on us and Rashi went to hunt him down," Kagome explained, making InuYasha have a devilish grin, "What are you scheming?"
"Oh nothing," InuYasha said and then picked her up and put her over his shoulder.
"Keeeeee!" Kagome screamed, kicking her feet, "What are you doing? Taka!" She noticed he walked towards the water. "Noooo! Taka-chan! No!"
He grinned and then got into the water and dumped her in.
"Aghhhh!" Kagome screamed as she hit the cold water. She twisted in the water and then rose up, greeting the air again she gasped for air and looked around for InuYasha.
He rose up from the water, smoothing his hair back. He grinned, "Now you're having fun."
"I hate you!" she said jokingly. "That's it!" she jumped up and grabbed his head, dunking him under the water.
He pushed back up and picked her up again, throwing her into the waves. She squealed as she hit the water and he grinned.
Sesshoumaru soon came back. He had picked both Rashi and Kagura up as they tried to break free from his grasp. He dumped them in the ocean and Kagura was the first to seek her revenge. She grabbed him and then shoved his face into the wet sand.
He came up, the wet sand clinging to his face and hair.
Then Rashi grabbed a handful of wet sand and pulled his elastic band and dumped the sand in his trunks.
He fumed as he grabbed her again and threw Rashi into the waves. He had to swim out to rinse his hair and trunks.
Kagome, Rashi and Taka started to play volleyball after they stopped playing in the water. The sun was soon setting.
"Man, it seems like we just got here!" Rashi said as she grabbed her beach party clothes. "We are staying for the Bonfire Party, correct?"
"You bet," Kagome answered as she grabbed her party clothes.
"We need to go and shower. You both should too," Kagura said, "both of you smell like salt."
"And you think you smell any different?" InuYasha asked as he gathered his clothes as well.
He was greeted by a glare as he followed the rest of the girls to shower.
Sesshoumaru went into the men's room to shower and change.
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Kagome was sitting on the sand as she heard the dancing music and whoops from the party. She was sitting on the docks, now abandoned. She was watching as the sunset, and didn't notice InuYasha behind her.
"Hey," he said as he sat beside her.
"Isn't it pretty?" Kagome asked, referring to the sunset.
"Huh?" InuYasha looked at the sunset, "Oh sure."
She smiled. "I love the beach. You know what?"
"What?"
"When I was little I used to pretend I'd get married on the beach," Kagome replied. "I was wearing a long white see through yukata with my white one piece on and was walking down this very dock towards the end. Where a faceless man took my hands and he vowed to love me forever."
"How old were you?"
"Fourteen," she replied. "Everyone had a bag full of fresh yellow petals from roses and as soon as we kissed the petals were thrown at us and the photographer got a wondrous picture of us kissing in the rose petals. Of course, dreams like that never come true."
"It might," he replied. "I bet if you told your fiancé that he'd do it for you."
She laughed, "Nah, he'd probably want a small, inexpensive wedding or something simple."
He shrugged, not knowing what to say. He just swung his legs over the ocean beneath him.
Suddenly a hand was pressed on his back and he was pushed in and he heard Kagome scream. "Kagome?" he shouted before he hit the water. He fumbled in the water and tried to get up for air. He succeeded and breathed in the oxygen. He realized Kagome had hit the water as well and he looked up at the docks with Rashi grinning.
"Heya," she smiled and waved. "They're serving food now."
"Damn it!" InuYasha shouted and Kagome started laughing.
"That was good," Kagome laughed as she started to swim towards shore. InuYasha followed, in anger and wanting to see out revenge on Rashi.
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Now their stomachs were full and Kagome was sitting on a less crowded log placed before the fire. InuYasha joined her and she leaned her head on his shoulder. "I'm sleepy, Taka-chan." She closed her eyes.
"...!" InuYasha let her lean on him, unaware that she would soon fall asleep. He looked over at Kagura and Sesshoumaru, making out in the dark part of the circle. He rolled his eyes towards Rashi, who was pigging out still.
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"Pick her up and let's go," Sesshoumaru's voice was quiet, instructing InuYasha to carry the sleeping Kagome to the car.
InuYasha muttered and picked up her limp body. Her head lolled around and he tried to support it. She was light, surprisingly enough and she looked so peaceful, sleeping in his arms. He set her nicely in the center, letting her put her full weight on him as they drove home, into the night.
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Crisa Rei: Well that's it for now. Yes, yes. Now I'm off to bed since it's 12:17 AM. Better get some good reviews 'cause I stayed up all night just to finish it just kidding. It seems as though I work better at night because I'm kooky and hyper. Don't know why. I love you all. You guys are awesome. So please tell your friends about this story and put me on your favorites list, highly recommend me.
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