Disclaimer: I do not own anything in Degrassi at all.

It's time for school again!!!!! Yay! Go school! Well who likes parodies???

Nadia: Ooohh! I do! I do!

Me: Shut up Nadia! Nobody cares about you anymore! come to think of it no one ever did!

Nadia: im gonna go do a science fair project, which is obviously the only thing i've ever been seen doing.

Me: whatever......

So, anyways it's time for school, and all is a-buzz at Degrassi Community School. We start with that group of guys.

Marco: Me and dylan had the most wonderful time together this summer.

Spinner: WAIT! DID YOU JUST SAY-

Marco: Spin, i thought you knew me and dylan were together!

Spinner: There it is again!

Marco: What?!?

Spinner: You said," Dylan and me." its Dylan and I.

Jimmy: Since when did you learn how to talk?

Spinner: I went to grammar camp.

Craig: Whoa man that is so lame.

Marco: You are so gay....

Craig: So have you guys heard Beyonce's new s-

Everyone in front of the whole school looks at him, even the parents in the car.

Craig: Heh, heh....Um.....i said Be on Say....y'know that new group?? yeah uh-huh....heh.

Marco: I thought you were punk (with tears coming to his eyes)....

Spinner: yeah craig uh i have to go....i have chores to do.....

Jimmy: School hasnt even started yet Spin.

Spinner: Damnit! We just have to go....

They all leave Craig in his pathetic sorrows, as he tries to find a new group to hang with. Hey look it's Manny, Emma, JT, Toby, and Liberty. Liberty has totally got sexed up over the summer by Manny. Emma is madly jealous.

Manny: Hey girlfriend!

Emma: Hey Manny!

Manny: I'm talking to Liberty.....freak.....

Liberty: Heyyyyy! 's goin' gown girl!?

JT: Since when were you actually black?

Toby: That's racist JT!

JT: Racist? i am not racist you freaking jew.

Emma: of course not JT!

JT: I don't like that attitude you white gir- (gasps) am i racist????

Liberty and Manny: Yeah hun.

JT gets wet over manny and liberty touching each other and has to go to the bathroom.

Emma: So manny wanna do something after school?

Manny: i totally mixed this nail polish last night isn't it fab?

Liberty: totally girl!

Emma: Hello?

Manny: what? we dont talk to losers...and people who havent had sex.

They walk off leaving only the theme song to start playing....and of course, new season, new song, new intro. This time it's the same old song but a gangsta rap version. Zooms in on Manny and Liberty giving a lap dance to JT who is enjoying it thorughly. Then zooms in on Emma who has binoculars in one hand and a gun in the other. then behind the bushes it shows Jimmy and Ashley slipping some pills in their mouthes and then running seperate ways. It goes up to the front of the school and shows Hazel copying every single thing Paige does. In the school it shows Toby in the library looking at a physics book and then zooms into Sean throwing spitballs at him. Then it shows Craig and Spinner jamming in the auditorium. Down by the lockers it zooms in on Dylan and Marco heavily tounge-wrestling. While watching, Ellie is furiously snapping her little bracelet to stop her from cutting. It then zooms out of the schoo and in to the hospital and it shows Terii laying down sleeping with her head bandage thing, and the Degrassi Logo Appears on her headband.

so flames arent cool but if you got em shoot em at me. and if yoove got praises awesome give em to me too, not toooooo funny but itll get there,