Okay im so sorry but i have been extra super duper skooper busy and i hardly have time to write this so okay here it goes. Sorry its short but...

....Dear Manny,

I have real

Craig: Wait! No it's DYLAN!

Jimmy: What's Dylan?

Craig: Nothing. Go away.

Jimmy: Okay Bye.

Craig: So....

Dear Manny,

I have real

Dear Dylan,

I have really started to feel weird. Like I kind of have feelings for you. I think you're really hot too. Im sure you know me...i'm in your boy friend's band downtown sasquatch..im the lead singer..yeah the hot one. so anyways meet me by the janitor's closet after school when nobody is around.

Craig.

Craig: Well, i am one hot feller. Feller?? Oh god whats happeneing to me.

Craig walks to dylan's locker, slips the note in, and runs off. BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!

Sean: Ellie let's ditch.

Ellie: Yes okay.

Sean: What is wrong with you???

Ellie: Nothing! (with a fierce look in her eye)

Sean: We're going to your house to straighten diz shiznit out yo!

Ellie: Nah, straight down biznatch.

Sean: I'm not taking no for an answer.

Ellie: Okay. Then let's go.

Sean: K, lmnop.

Ellie: who's lmnop??

Sean: Well I was like...K. and then i was k l m n o p....like the alphabet.

Ellie: I wouldnt know...I'm canadian.

So class goes by and a few people get shot, 1 girl gets pregnant, a few kids find out they have eating disorders, and a really smart person cries when they get an F on a test...the usual. Then, 3:12 came and the school bell rang BBBB-

Ashley: Spare us! PLease!

Whatever. The clock had struck 3:22. No one was in school, except for Craig, Dylan, and a transvestite. But we're really focusing on dylan and craig here so...yeah. Dylan had got the note and was aroused and quickly walked towards the open janitor's closet. A quick hand shot out and grabbed Dylan's collar. They flew in to the closet and locked the door shut.

Dylan: God, you're so hot.

Craig: No you are (IN a breathy voice)

Craig started making out with Dylan and out of nowhere that song "Your Cheating Heart" started playing.

Craig: Something a little hotter?

Me: Oh...right...something hot, mysterious...rock??

Craig: Yeah whateaver you're wasting time on us!

So, I put on Coheed and Cambria's Delirium Tripper. They continued to kiss for about a second and then the janitor walked in and said.....

short...yes. BUT sweet...sorta.

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