So, I'm so sorry for not writing in a million years but it is gonne be a while. I've been caught up in a lotta crap so i havent had time at all! It's just one thing after another...I guess I could write a tiny tiny bit.

Janitor: Oh you two kids. I remember when i was a youngin like you two. Me and MY girlfriend would always kiss in a janitor's closet. But you two better get outta here.

Dylan: Uh yes, sir (In a high voice).

Dylan and Craig ran out of the school laughing.

Craig: Now where are we gonna make out?

Dylan: I don't know...

Spirit Squad Try-Outs! Yeahhhhh!

Paige: Next Loser.

Hazel walks in.

Paige: Hazel stop being an idiot.

Hazel: I'm trying out for the spirit squad though.

Paige: You're already on it you broad.

Hazel: That's right.

Hazel sits down. A new punk chick comes in and gives her form to Paige.

Paige: Melissy?

Melissy: Yeah.

Manny: It looks like Pissy.

JT: She looks like a lot of different punk bands threw up clothes and skin and bones and Melissy was born. She's too punk! Can she even do anything?

Paige: I don't know! Ask it!

Hazel: What can you do? I can play a guitar and do a back flip. Rock on.

Manny: There's already two rocker girls on the show...

Paige: You're right.

The floor falls from under Melissy.

Manny: You're so Hot JT!

JT: No, you're so hot!

Manny and Jt start making out on the table.

sighhhhhh