The Story Continues: Chapter Two: The Plan

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The next morning, the two elements planned. Why they were planning this at 4:26 in the morning is beyond our authorly powers, but hey whatever works for them.

Because Ruby is so dense, Sapphire sat her down to explain the plan.

"The plan is that we are going to summon a character called Azurite. (Or however Billy wants to pronounce it) He will then lead us to the makai, considering we A.live millions of eras away, B.we are being way too god damn lazy, C.Inuyasha hides his scent too well, and D. We have absolutely no sense of direction." Sapphire paused receiving an agreeing nod from Ruby.

Sapphire continued" After he does this and brings us to Inuyasha, one of us will do away with him. We will then summon them ourselves, the other three. Finally, the "magical" land of Irish We Are will come into play." Sapphire finished with a hint of disgust mentioning the name of their destination.

Ruby applauded but instantly stopped receiving a questioning glare from her sister and partner-in-crime. "Heh, sorry." She said laughing as a sweatdrop appeared on the back of her head. Sapphire rolled her eyes and shook her head. "And WE are supposed to be related?" she said as if the thought was impossible.

Ruby tapped her chin in thought, but decided against saying anything. (As it would kill the nice little pun there.) "So, um…who are the other three?" Ruby asked like an idiot. Sapphire took her sword out of its current place in the ground and hit Ruby on the head with the handle. "Any sense in there?" she asked annoyed. "Heh, I don't believe so….."Ruby said slowly, rubbing her new bump.

Sapphire sighed heavily and said this for the 3rd time. "O.K. Listen closely this time, Rubes. We … are … going…am I going too fast for you?" she stopped. "Ha, ha! Very funny." Ruby said sarcastically. "Anywho, they are Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara." She completed once again, raising an eyebrow to make sure Ruby understood.

A blank expression crossed Ruby's face, as a sweatdrop appeared on Sapphire's forehead. "So…..are they…um….kawaii!" Ruby asked with her hands clasped together and her eyes twinkling. Another sweatdrop appeared on Sapphire's forehead, and she asked in a surprised tone, "Uh…since when did you like guys?" "Well, I dunno, maybe because I've been trapped with YOU for 4.2 billion years!" Ruby said, trying to make a comeback.

"Thankfully, at least you didn't turn into a lesbian….." she muttered to herself with a chuckle. "HEY, YOU BITCH!" Ruby said in a semi-angry, semi-embarrassed tone. Sapphire shrugged. "Just making a point" she said while looking away.

"Sooo…..when are we getting that donut guy?" Ruby asked scratching her head. "Sapphire to village, your idiot has escaped. Please come retrieve it, over." Sapphire said with a quiet laugh. "Hey! Were you listening? I'm hungry! I want that donut!" Ruby said idiotically, again. "There is no donut you moroness!" Sapphire snapped.

"Oh, crap…….Ok, well, when are we getting whoever?" Ruby asked starting to get impatient. Sapphire noticed this. "YOU? YOU'RE getting impatient with ME? Don't make me hock up a hairball!" Sapphire said cracking up. "EW, you can actually do that!" Ruby asked disgusted. "Stupid kitsunes….." she muttered. "Alrighty then…..we are summoning AZURITE," Sapphire said with emphasis, "in exactly 3 hours."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: WHOOPS! Happy St. Patty's day! Heh, we forgot n.nU + .U…..That's the whole point of this story too…..oh well. Review pwease!