(Blarney Stones! Still no reviews, o well, you guys will catch on sooner or later...or not...at least I enjoy the story. That makes a difference right? Anyway, I have to update my Teen titans story before I get jumped.)

Codswallop

Ch.2: The return of Elizabeth

Adriana's jaw dropped to the ground. "How did you survive that?"

"Don't worry about me. I'm fine."

"I wasn't worrying." Adriana said calmly.

"Shut up, wench. You're the one who killed me in the first place!"

"So."

"Well, it won't be so easy this time! I have my cousins to help me. Amanda also called The Greasy Orange; Jhanille, better known as the Scarlet Pumpkin; last but not least, Stephanie, the Silver Doodad. With our powers combined we will conquer all!"

Lorilie blinked first, then laughed. "Are you guys serious? The Black Widow, the Scarlet Pumpkin, and the Silver Doodad." Lori fell to the ground laughing.

Elizabeth looked meanly at her. "You will pay for this! No one mocks the ladies of the Lime Green Jelly Bean and gets away with it. The next time you see our faces will be the las-"

Elizabeth was interrupted by a loud snorting noise. She turned her head and found Will, Jack, and Sam all laughing at her.

"Shut up! All I ever wanted for you guys was to like me. Why can't I just be with you guys? I only want to fit in."

Everyone stopped laughing and looked at each other. "...No..." Jack said. "How shall we kill her this time?"

"I KNOW, I KNOW!" Hollered Patrick with a hand in the air. "I'll take care of her!" He smiled and looked at Jack pleadingly.

"Alright, alright. Take her, she's yours!"

Patrick approached Elizabeth and raised an eyebrow. "I'll not do it now. Let us rest, then we shall decide what to do with her!" Elizabeth winked at him, and wriggled her nose. Patrick looked at her confused, and walked away.

The rest of the crew tied Elizabeth up in the kitchen with her three retarded cousins and they all fell asleep. In the middle of the cold cold night, Elizabeth awoke, and easily escaped her rope.

She headed to Patrick's room to try to fondle with him after seeing the way he looked at her that same evening. She hoped that Patrick would be awake and alone. As she approached his room her heart stopped. From the room she heard snoring, which was a sign both good and bad.

Good in a sense that if he was sleeping she could just slip into the bed inconspicuously, and that would make it a night neither of them would ever forget. However, it was a bad thing bad because if he were to be awake she would have to find a way to keep him from yelling and asking too many questions, but most of all from killing her.

Slowly she placed her hand on the doorknob and as quietly as possible pushed the door open. Unfortunately, Anna Maria was wide-awake doing god knows what to Patrick who was in fact awake making a peculiar noise. It was the sound of mating antelope in the summer's breeze.

"Dickens, man!" Patrick exclaimed. "What do you think your doing in here, cher?"

Hearing the excitement, Anna removed her head from below the sheets.

"Why are you in here and, and not in the kitchen with your retarded group of cousins? You know what don't answer that," Anna Maria answered remembering that they had tied her up in the kitchen making several knives available to their disposal.

Anna pulled out a rifle from her dress, and Patrick thought now where was she hiding that?

Anna noticed his lifted eyebrows and the smirk on his face, and she thought to herself Patrick, you have a dirty mind... and I like it.

While all of this mental foreplay was going on Elizabeth managed to leave the room. Then at the same time they both yelled "ELIZABETH!" waking everyone in the house.

They all came running after her. While running, Anna wiped something from her lips and Patrick pulled up his pants.

Patrick slipped and fell, then a loud boom echoes through the hallways. Then he says to himself a little bit too loud "No one saw that."

Everyone turned, pointed, and laughed at the embarrassed Frenchman.

"Fools!" someone yelled. "You're letting them get away!"

They ran into the kitchen, but it was too late. There was nothing left but a few knifes and cut up rope. Elizabeth had escapes, and now she had a better reason than before to come after the crew.

"I think she likes you, Patrick." Adriana said while fondling with his dingy.

"Oui?"(That's "yes" in French pronounced "wee")

"Aye. And she'll be back for ya too." Anna added. "But she'll have to come through me first."

"Uh...Anna." Patrick said.

"Huh?" She turned to him.

"Nothing, my sweet, you just have some...uh...white stuff in your hair."

Anna's eye's widened as she made her embarrassed face (which by the way was the same as all of her other expression faces). Her tongue made its way to the right corner of her mouth and she scrunched up her face.

"Do that again, my love." Patrick said.

She did.

He grabbed her hand pulled her back into the room and locked the door (Paris style from Troy). "Now where did we leave off?" Patrick said as he removed his pants once more.