Ch 6: Meet Yignacio
Yignacio felt a bump and awakened from her slumber. "Hoi Shininny!" She screamed. She had fallen asleep drunk a couple nights back running from the officers. She looked around. Apparently she had been slumbering in a boat of some sort, and was now being awakened by the rough waves. She picked up her rum bottle and walked out to the deck.
The sun was bright and she wondered how long she had been sleeping in that closet. Yignacio blinked and was suddenly surrounded by swords. Her eyes widened as she began to laugh hysterically. She reached for her own blade, and found it was stuck. She pulled with all her might and it didn't budge. "God's toe!" she swore under her breath, as she put her hands in the air to surrender.
"Who are ye?" A handsome looking man asked.
"I, lad, am the great Yignacio!" she replied grandly.
"And what are you so great for?" a Frenchman asked.
"I." She looked towards the horizon in a superman pose. "Am the 7th King of Africa."
"But you're a woman..." someone said.
She scratched her head and squinted. "Well I do believe you are right."
"Why are you here?" Will asked.
"You see, I was being chased by the Commodore and his men again. They say I'm mentally unstable, whatever that should mean, and that I do not belong on the streets." She began mumbling to her self then continued. "I suppose this ship will have to do." She walked around and found a dry corner to lie in, and fell asleep.
The crew just looked at one another speechless, then all at Jack.
"What! You want to let her stay?" Jack asked.
Everyone nodded.
Jack shook his head slowly. "Bloody Hell. What has the world come to? Allowing just about anyone on me ship."
"It's MY ship, and I say she stay. Besides she's funny." Anna Maria stated. "What harm could she do?"
THE BABUSHKA
Amanda awoke next to the man of her dreams, or so she thought. She looked over at him...it was not Tom...it was...a creature...with three strands of hair! It woke up and looked at her and said "Smigel had a goooood night."
Amanda screamed at the top of her lungs, and woke up with a start. "It was only a dream." She began to recompose herself until she noticed three strands of hair laid gently upon the pillow beside her. As if mocking her, the three strands got up and inched away. Amanda blinked, and decided she shouldn't have drunk so much rum.
She got up and left the room, and stayed outside Tom's room with all intentions of going in there and confessing her love, but passed out before she even reached the door.
Jhanille was going crazy listening to the Elizabeth girl, and was just about ready to severely harm her. She began to plot her demise, and then began to laugh chaotically. Then suddenly was struck with an asthma attack and began to choke. She quickly ran to her closet fetched her inhaler, and on the way back fell on top of Elizabeth.
"FOOL!" Elizabeth yells.
Jhanille uses her inhaler. She can do that because she is from the future where they already discovered asthma, so she can do that in the story if she wants. Anyway. She gets off of Amanda and sticks her in the face then steps over her face and heads back to her room, while saying "Who the fool now, fool?" She continues walking then trips and got knocked out on the floor, where she slept the rest of the night.
(See wasn't that a funny chapter? Yea, anyhoi! My sister helped me with this chapter, bless her soul. She FINALLY signed up and is gonna write a story...I hope...her pen name is...DazzlinShorty.... woot woot.... ok peace guys I'm out!)
Me: Time to go Jack, Paris and Nightcrawler. Are ye all present?
Jack: Aye!
Nightcrawler: Ja
Paris: Yes, woman.
Yignacio felt a bump and awakened from her slumber. "Hoi Shininny!" She screamed. She had fallen asleep drunk a couple nights back running from the officers. She looked around. Apparently she had been slumbering in a boat of some sort, and was now being awakened by the rough waves. She picked up her rum bottle and walked out to the deck.
The sun was bright and she wondered how long she had been sleeping in that closet. Yignacio blinked and was suddenly surrounded by swords. Her eyes widened as she began to laugh hysterically. She reached for her own blade, and found it was stuck. She pulled with all her might and it didn't budge. "God's toe!" she swore under her breath, as she put her hands in the air to surrender.
"Who are ye?" A handsome looking man asked.
"I, lad, am the great Yignacio!" she replied grandly.
"And what are you so great for?" a Frenchman asked.
"I." She looked towards the horizon in a superman pose. "Am the 7th King of Africa."
"But you're a woman..." someone said.
She scratched her head and squinted. "Well I do believe you are right."
"Why are you here?" Will asked.
"You see, I was being chased by the Commodore and his men again. They say I'm mentally unstable, whatever that should mean, and that I do not belong on the streets." She began mumbling to her self then continued. "I suppose this ship will have to do." She walked around and found a dry corner to lie in, and fell asleep.
The crew just looked at one another speechless, then all at Jack.
"What! You want to let her stay?" Jack asked.
Everyone nodded.
Jack shook his head slowly. "Bloody Hell. What has the world come to? Allowing just about anyone on me ship."
"It's MY ship, and I say she stay. Besides she's funny." Anna Maria stated. "What harm could she do?"
THE BABUSHKA
Amanda awoke next to the man of her dreams, or so she thought. She looked over at him...it was not Tom...it was...a creature...with three strands of hair! It woke up and looked at her and said "Smigel had a goooood night."
Amanda screamed at the top of her lungs, and woke up with a start. "It was only a dream." She began to recompose herself until she noticed three strands of hair laid gently upon the pillow beside her. As if mocking her, the three strands got up and inched away. Amanda blinked, and decided she shouldn't have drunk so much rum.
She got up and left the room, and stayed outside Tom's room with all intentions of going in there and confessing her love, but passed out before she even reached the door.
Jhanille was going crazy listening to the Elizabeth girl, and was just about ready to severely harm her. She began to plot her demise, and then began to laugh chaotically. Then suddenly was struck with an asthma attack and began to choke. She quickly ran to her closet fetched her inhaler, and on the way back fell on top of Elizabeth.
"FOOL!" Elizabeth yells.
Jhanille uses her inhaler. She can do that because she is from the future where they already discovered asthma, so she can do that in the story if she wants. Anyway. She gets off of Amanda and sticks her in the face then steps over her face and heads back to her room, while saying "Who the fool now, fool?" She continues walking then trips and got knocked out on the floor, where she slept the rest of the night.
(See wasn't that a funny chapter? Yea, anyhoi! My sister helped me with this chapter, bless her soul. She FINALLY signed up and is gonna write a story...I hope...her pen name is...DazzlinShorty.... woot woot.... ok peace guys I'm out!)
Me: Time to go Jack, Paris and Nightcrawler. Are ye all present?
Jack: Aye!
Nightcrawler: Ja
Paris: Yes, woman.
