Codswallop Ch 9
The following morning, Jenni woke everyone up extra early to come with her to her bar. She hadn't been there in years, and wanted to see how her friends were doing...after all, she did own the place.
The sober, drunk, and hung over all accompanied her to the bar, except Yignacio...whom again refused to leave boat...heh...ship.
They walked in and Jenni saw so many familiar faces. Will stood to her right, and watched as she greeted people left and right. "Wilbur, How's the wife?" she said to one man. "Hey, Lipshitz, where's Irving?" She made small talk until they reached the back of the bar.
"Since I own the place, I suppose we shall have free drinks all around then, aye?" She said.
"Aye!" Came the voices of the crew and some other strangers.
A couple of hours later, the bar was empty, and Lennon and El Teacup left to go look for Tea and Jarell. They began the search at the local Inn.
"What brings ye to our Inn? Shall ye be needin' a room?" The man at the desk asked the couple while raising his eyebrows suggestively.
Lennon smiled, but El Teacup shook her head. "Nay, but have you seen a young couple about? Like us...but younger?"
"Hmm..." He said stroking his beard. "There they be!" He pointed behind them.
Lennon and El Teacup took off after Tea and Jarell. "Stop!" Tea turned and saw El Teacup, and ran.
They chased them for a while until Lennon and El Teacup had them cornered in an alley. "Sister! I've come to get you!" She smiled sweetly.
"Brother, why are you running from me?" Lennon asked.
"We got married." Tea said stepping between Lennon and Jarell.
"Why the bloody hell would you do that?" El Teacup said looking at Lennon. "God's locks!" she swore. If they were married, that meant her and Lennon would not be able to be together. El Teacup smacked Tea in the head.
"What was that for?" she asked rubbing her head.
"For being an idiot. Now lets go!" El Teacup grabbed Tea, and Lennon grabbed Jarell. They dragged them to Jenni's bar, and notified everyone they were leaving, then departed swiftly.
From the ship, Yignacio saw the 4 get onto a small ship, and set sail. She smiled and said one word. "Incest."
She knew they were probably going to some place where they could all be together in peace...she didn't really care, though. She gave up on love long ago, and didn't plan to mess with it again.
Everyone returned to the ship that afternoon very exhausted. They had all celebrated enough to last a lifetime, and soon the ship was filled with sounds of snoring.
Yignacio became bored again, and began to wonder around the ship. She stopped, and whipped out her violin and began to play a song she had written. "Spidah mein, Spidah mein, do whateva spidah Cain!"
Adriana hearing the wonderful melody of the violin strings being plucked rapidly rushed to the music, and began to do a knee spinning face melting dance.
Yignacio stopped and laughed. "I thought everyone was asleep."
"Nay! If everyone were asleep there would be not point to this chapter now would there. Besides, I believe in the last Chapter of Yo Ho I said I wouldn't drink anymore.... Anywho why don't you ever leave this blasted ship?"
"I suppose I don't like land..." Yignacio looked out into the ocean.
"Can I call ye...Yiggy?" Adriana asked randomly.
"Aye...I kind of like it..." She smiled and nodded. "So how are you and Sam doing?"
"Fine." She lied.
"You lie. You cannot lie to a psychic! Tell the truth to Yiggy, and she shall help you in your situation!" Yignacio did a superman pose and grinned broadly.
"We have been flonffing around a lot...and we were supposed to get married, but neither of us wanted to go through with it...and now I don't think we were meant to be together. Yesh we make good friends, but I don't think we should be lovers, savvy?"
Yignacio blinked. "Ehh...I don't deal with love...luv..."
"Why not?" She asked.
"Why does Sam call you Sex Kitten?"
"I donno." She replied embarrassed.
"Ok then." Yignacio said. "I rest my case."
"...I don't get it."
Yignacio smiled. "Worry not...kitten..."she laughed. "Perhaps you and he were not mean to woo. Perhaps you were just meant to be friends."
"Hmm...Why haven't I thought of that?"
Yignacio held her tongue, and simply said. "I donno."
"Shank you for your help, Yiggy!"
"Your very welcome, luv." She said and watched Adriana leave. "That has got to be the most confused individual I have ever gotten the chance to lay my eyes on." She sighed, and continued to pluck her violin strings.
Soon, Yignacio felt a presence behind her. "Hark! Who goeth there?"
Sam came out from the shadows. "You. They say you're the psychic. Can you help me?"
Yignacio sighed. She was tired of helping people now.
"What shall you give me for my help?"
"Anything you want! I'm desperate!" Sam pleaded.
"You wouldn't happen to have any money on you...would you?" Yignacio looked hopeful.
"No."
"Rum?"
"No."
"Ok...let's see what we have to work with. Stand up, lad." She ordered.
Sam obliged.
"Turn."
He did.
"Ok...if you want me to help you, you have to do two things for me." Yignacio smiled. "You have to show me your bellybutton, and you have to let me touch your knee's."
Sam scratched his head confused. "Ok, I suppose." He lifted his shirt and showed Yignacio his bellybutton. She smiled, and offered him a cardboard box to sit upon. He sat.
"Now lets see those knees!" Sam removed his boots, and pulled up his pant legs, and showed off his knees, and Yignacio got the chills. "They're beautiful!" She touched them, and recomposed herself. "Alright, what shall you be needing from the Yigster?"
"It's Adriana." He said as he pulled his boots back on. "She seems like she doesn't want to be with me anymore."
"Sam, do you like Adriana better as a friend or lover?"
"A friend I suppose...but I never really thought about it."
"Oh lord, they're both idiots." Yignacio said under her breath. "Well, tell her how you feel, and she'll understand."
"So we'll be good friends forever then, right?" Sam asked before leaving.
"Of course!" she lied. She watched Sam leave and resumed her violin playing.
The following morning, Jenni woke everyone up extra early to come with her to her bar. She hadn't been there in years, and wanted to see how her friends were doing...after all, she did own the place.
The sober, drunk, and hung over all accompanied her to the bar, except Yignacio...whom again refused to leave boat...heh...ship.
They walked in and Jenni saw so many familiar faces. Will stood to her right, and watched as she greeted people left and right. "Wilbur, How's the wife?" she said to one man. "Hey, Lipshitz, where's Irving?" She made small talk until they reached the back of the bar.
"Since I own the place, I suppose we shall have free drinks all around then, aye?" She said.
"Aye!" Came the voices of the crew and some other strangers.
A couple of hours later, the bar was empty, and Lennon and El Teacup left to go look for Tea and Jarell. They began the search at the local Inn.
"What brings ye to our Inn? Shall ye be needin' a room?" The man at the desk asked the couple while raising his eyebrows suggestively.
Lennon smiled, but El Teacup shook her head. "Nay, but have you seen a young couple about? Like us...but younger?"
"Hmm..." He said stroking his beard. "There they be!" He pointed behind them.
Lennon and El Teacup took off after Tea and Jarell. "Stop!" Tea turned and saw El Teacup, and ran.
They chased them for a while until Lennon and El Teacup had them cornered in an alley. "Sister! I've come to get you!" She smiled sweetly.
"Brother, why are you running from me?" Lennon asked.
"We got married." Tea said stepping between Lennon and Jarell.
"Why the bloody hell would you do that?" El Teacup said looking at Lennon. "God's locks!" she swore. If they were married, that meant her and Lennon would not be able to be together. El Teacup smacked Tea in the head.
"What was that for?" she asked rubbing her head.
"For being an idiot. Now lets go!" El Teacup grabbed Tea, and Lennon grabbed Jarell. They dragged them to Jenni's bar, and notified everyone they were leaving, then departed swiftly.
From the ship, Yignacio saw the 4 get onto a small ship, and set sail. She smiled and said one word. "Incest."
She knew they were probably going to some place where they could all be together in peace...she didn't really care, though. She gave up on love long ago, and didn't plan to mess with it again.
Everyone returned to the ship that afternoon very exhausted. They had all celebrated enough to last a lifetime, and soon the ship was filled with sounds of snoring.
Yignacio became bored again, and began to wonder around the ship. She stopped, and whipped out her violin and began to play a song she had written. "Spidah mein, Spidah mein, do whateva spidah Cain!"
Adriana hearing the wonderful melody of the violin strings being plucked rapidly rushed to the music, and began to do a knee spinning face melting dance.
Yignacio stopped and laughed. "I thought everyone was asleep."
"Nay! If everyone were asleep there would be not point to this chapter now would there. Besides, I believe in the last Chapter of Yo Ho I said I wouldn't drink anymore.... Anywho why don't you ever leave this blasted ship?"
"I suppose I don't like land..." Yignacio looked out into the ocean.
"Can I call ye...Yiggy?" Adriana asked randomly.
"Aye...I kind of like it..." She smiled and nodded. "So how are you and Sam doing?"
"Fine." She lied.
"You lie. You cannot lie to a psychic! Tell the truth to Yiggy, and she shall help you in your situation!" Yignacio did a superman pose and grinned broadly.
"We have been flonffing around a lot...and we were supposed to get married, but neither of us wanted to go through with it...and now I don't think we were meant to be together. Yesh we make good friends, but I don't think we should be lovers, savvy?"
Yignacio blinked. "Ehh...I don't deal with love...luv..."
"Why not?" She asked.
"Why does Sam call you Sex Kitten?"
"I donno." She replied embarrassed.
"Ok then." Yignacio said. "I rest my case."
"...I don't get it."
Yignacio smiled. "Worry not...kitten..."she laughed. "Perhaps you and he were not mean to woo. Perhaps you were just meant to be friends."
"Hmm...Why haven't I thought of that?"
Yignacio held her tongue, and simply said. "I donno."
"Shank you for your help, Yiggy!"
"Your very welcome, luv." She said and watched Adriana leave. "That has got to be the most confused individual I have ever gotten the chance to lay my eyes on." She sighed, and continued to pluck her violin strings.
Soon, Yignacio felt a presence behind her. "Hark! Who goeth there?"
Sam came out from the shadows. "You. They say you're the psychic. Can you help me?"
Yignacio sighed. She was tired of helping people now.
"What shall you give me for my help?"
"Anything you want! I'm desperate!" Sam pleaded.
"You wouldn't happen to have any money on you...would you?" Yignacio looked hopeful.
"No."
"Rum?"
"No."
"Ok...let's see what we have to work with. Stand up, lad." She ordered.
Sam obliged.
"Turn."
He did.
"Ok...if you want me to help you, you have to do two things for me." Yignacio smiled. "You have to show me your bellybutton, and you have to let me touch your knee's."
Sam scratched his head confused. "Ok, I suppose." He lifted his shirt and showed Yignacio his bellybutton. She smiled, and offered him a cardboard box to sit upon. He sat.
"Now lets see those knees!" Sam removed his boots, and pulled up his pant legs, and showed off his knees, and Yignacio got the chills. "They're beautiful!" She touched them, and recomposed herself. "Alright, what shall you be needing from the Yigster?"
"It's Adriana." He said as he pulled his boots back on. "She seems like she doesn't want to be with me anymore."
"Sam, do you like Adriana better as a friend or lover?"
"A friend I suppose...but I never really thought about it."
"Oh lord, they're both idiots." Yignacio said under her breath. "Well, tell her how you feel, and she'll understand."
"So we'll be good friends forever then, right?" Sam asked before leaving.
"Of course!" she lied. She watched Sam leave and resumed her violin playing.
