Payback Really is a Bitch!

It was late…around 9:30 pm.

General Hammond was finishing up with the last of the paperwork for the day when Thor beamed into his office. The Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet had informed him that there was a situation which required the General's presence. Thor needed to meet with him, as well as the members of SG-1, and Janet Frasier. And since Jacob Carter happened to be on Earth, Thor felt Jacob's presence would be most pleasing. Thor also made it clear that no one else was to be informed of the meeting as of yet.

Hammond rounded up Teal'c and Jacob in no time since they were on base, while Thor insisted on informing the others, and bringing them in. Hammond had made no objections knowing Thor could get them there much faster.

9:45pm

Hammond, Teal'c and Jacob were all gathered in the briefing room discussing various scenarios as to why the meeting was called.

Thor beamed in with Daniel and Janet, both looking shocked and confused.

Before anyone could get a question out, Thor spoke. He informed Daniel and Janet that the children were in good hands. This both relieved and scared them because they trusted Thor, but had absolutely no idea what he meant by that.

Thor had contacted Cassie earlier that day. At first she was mad that she was not invited to the meeting seeing as she was working at the SGC too. Thor then informed Cassie what was going to occur at the meeting. To which Cassie laughed uncontrollably. Once she calmed down a bit, she agreed to watch the kids, and repeatedly thanked Thor for not inviting her. She sooo did not want to see her Uncle Jack and Aunt Sam in THAT situation…ever!

Thor had only one more stop to make. He was keeping tabs on the situation with Samantha and O'Neill, and had to make sure the timing was perfect.

Earlier that night

Sam had skipped the arguing part, and went straight to the 'jumping Jack's bones' part. Sure she was pissed, but more so at herself than at Jack. She decided that the score was settled, and she would leave it at that…for now. Besides, the man looked so God damn irresistible. And if Sam were totally honest with herself, she found Jack sexy as hell for pulling off his little stunt.

She had taken Jack right against the door, and fucked his brains out. She knew his knees would hurt like hell, but figured she could use the excuse that he deserved it.

After their heated encounter at the door, Jack carried Sam up to the bedroom. He planned on taking things a LOT slower. And truth be told…his knees were killing him. How he even managed to carry Sam up the stairs after her 'attack' was beyond him.

Present time…Approximately 9:50 pm.

Jack was on top of Sam thrusting wildly, both of them on the brink of orgasmic bliss. Just as they closed their eyes, and were seconds away from getting release…Thor beamed them right onto the briefing room table!

The second they appeared, Sam screamed out Jack's name, which pushed Jack over the edge as well.

All conversation ceased upon Jack and Sam's 'arrival.' Shock doesn't even begin to describe the looks on everyone's faces…priceless!

Thor at least had the decency to beam in the mattress and sheets. Though, the sheet covering them wasn't covering much. The sheet hung low on Jack's hips, leaving very little to the imagination of everyone in the room.

Hammond, Daniel and Janet kept looking from the table to Thor…the table to Thor…Totally speechless, and unable to process anything.

Jacob couldn't take his eyes from the table. The second he saw them, it was like his brain ceased functioning properly. His body went completely numb, and the look on his face was a mixture of shock and confusion, with a little bit of anger mixed in.

Meanwhile, Jack and Sam were still oblivious to their new whereabouts. Neither could quite comprehend the feelings coursing through their bodies. It was unlike anything they had ever experienced before; apparently, being beamed while climaxing makes for an extremely pleasant experience.

It took a good thirty seconds for them to come back down to Earth. Sam was the first to open her eyes. She began to tell Jack how incredible that felt, but froze the second her eyes met the ceiling. She knew who was in the room without even looking around. Sam could feel the presence of Teal'c and Jacob, while catching glimpses of Daniel, Janet, Hammond and Thor without moving her eyes from the ceiling. For once, Sam couldn't think…at all. She clung to Jack for dear life, and just stared at the ceiling…her face expressionless.

Jack felt Sam stiffen and lifted his head, and was about to ask what was wrong. The second his eyes opened, there was no explanation needed. He looked around the briefing room, scanning as much of the area as his neck would allow. With Sam's death hold on him, he wasn't able to see everyone…but he certainly saw enough. Jack first saw Daniel and Janet…his mind reeling in the process wondering how the hell they wound up in the briefing room.

Jack was continuing with his thoughts while scanning the area, finding the situation very odd and almost humorous…when his eyes met those of Jacob Carter. All thoughts of the situation being humorous ceased…in fact, all thoughts ceased in general. Jack's eyes froze on Jacob for a while, and then looked down to Sam…then back up to Jacob.

The only thing Jack could process was that he was having sex with Jacob's little girl right in front of the man. Sure Jack had been married to Sam for over 8 years now, so it's not as if he was doing anything wrong, but Jack's brain wasn't functioning properly…nobody's brains were functioning properly!

Jack's first instinct was to get as far away from Sam (and Jacob for that matter) as humanly possible; and he tried to do just that.

However, Sam had a death grip on Jack, and had no intention of letting go any time in the near future. She was mortified, and still couldn't process anything other than clinging to her 'shield' Jack.

A minute, which seemed like a lifetime for everyone in the room, had passed without anyone uttering a single word.

Thor was the first to speak…"Happy April Fool's O'Neill!"…and with that Thor vanished!

THE END!

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