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Unresonable Reasons: part two
"I'm
gonna get so much shit for this, did you see the look on all of the
Gryffindor's' faces?" Ann exclaimed.
"You!
I'm in Slytherin-remember! Their going to make my life one bloody
hell!" boomed Draco.
"We're
both screwed by our own houses." Said Ann.
"Ew,
I would rather have Hufflepuff win the House Cup, then be screwed by
Parkinson! Or Zabini, or Crabbe, or Goyle, or anyone in my House,
really." Stated Draco, in a matter-of-factly type of
way.
"I was
meaning it metaphorically you dumbass. And in any case, if I wasn't
meaning it metaphorically, then that would mean I'd get screwed by my
cousin, and that's just.utterly disgusting!" replied
Ann.
"I
agree, on many levels, screwing Potter would be utterly disgusting!"
Draco agreed.
"I
need to get my sweatshirt; I left it in your dorm." Together Ann
and Draco walked to the Dungeons. When they walked through the door,
many other Slytherins looked up and had mixed expressions of anger,
jealously, and bewilderment. Pansy and her gang of "friends"
all looked immortally disgusted, Pansy walked up to
Draco.
"Gryffindor's
aren't allowed in the dungeons, unless they've got class. And
unfortunately for you, it's well passed dinner. I'm sure Snape would
love to know that you're sneaking a grimy Gryffindor into the
dungeons, and I'd be happy to tell him. Unless you.help it slip my
mind." Pansy was inches away from Draco, making gestures as to
how he could help her "let it slip her mind".
'That
stupid fucking bitch! She good as goddamn well knows I'm going out
with Draco.' Thought Ann. "Pansy Parkinson you stupid
little."
"Ann!"
Draco cut her off. "I can help Pansy." He moved up close to
her so they were centimeters apart. Ann looked like she was about to
strangle Pansy, and Draco if he didn't get the hell away from the
bitch.
"OOOWWW!"
Pansy screamed. Draco had punched her in the stomach.
"Next
time you want me to help you 'let it slip your mind' think before you
act. Because, bitch, your nothing but a half knut hoe." Draco
told her, "And never, and I mean NEVER, try to grope me
AGAIN!"
Ann
was laughing; Pansy was crying; everyone else was in pure shock; and
Draco was just standing there, as if nothing had happened. That's
when Draco's eyes got big, when he noticed that the Slytherin Head of
House Snape, was standing in a darkened shadow, and had seen
everything that had just happened. Snape noted Ann was in the room,
and wondered how he could keep everyone in there place long enough to
be punished.
"Well,
well, well, what have we here.?" Snape drawled, "Seems to
me a little party gone array." Everyone started to get up and
try to hall ass out of the common room, because it had been, in fact,
an illegal party. "Everyone is to stay exactly where they are."
Snape said firmly. Everyone stopped. "Malfoy, Parkinson and
company, Marie, and Zabini, you are to stay; the rest of you, get you
bloody arses up to your dorms and stay there until morning!" The
rest of them did as they were told. "Now, as for the rest of
you, explain your selves immediately!"
Everyone
started talking at once, Snape held up his hand to silence them. They
were silenced. "I saw and heard what happened. What I want to
know is why it happened!" Snape spat. "Zabini?"
"Pansy's
got all hot and bothered that Draco is going out with this, I think
Gryffindor, girl named, well I don't know, but anyway, Pansy hates
her. So, when Draco brought her here, Pansy threatened to tell you,
unless Draco uh, how'd she put it 'help her let it slip her mind'.
Draco, as was I, was revolted because Pansy sure as bloody hell
aien't what she thinks she is, so he punched her in the stomach. Then
he called her a half knut hoe and, well, then you stepped in. But it
all happened because Pansy hate Draco's new girlfriend, well I do
believe she is anyway." Said Blaise.
"Thank
you, now go to your dormitory." Blaise scampered off. "Now
then, Parkinson, you and your friends will be serving detention with
Malfoy and Marie. Tomorrow night at seven o' clock." With that
Snape walked to the painting door, turned around and said "Now
go to bed. Marie, go to your own dormitory." And
left.
Ann gave a
very deep kiss to Draco before whispering "I'll see you later."
In his ear, and leaving herself. She walked back to Gryffindor tower
alone. When she reached the beginning of the seventh floor staircase
she ran into Peeves, rather ran through him.
"Oh,
I've been wondering when I'd run into you! How are you? Getting into
some mischief I do hope." Peeves asked Ann.
"Well,
I did upset some Slytherins, and Gryffindor's I do dare say, my own
house and my boyfriends, hum, what is this world coming to?" Ann
replied the last part dripping with a ton of sarcasm.
"A
Slytherin? Well, I do say, you have nice taste. I myself was in
Slytherin for all of my mischief. Wonderful house, but you, daughter
of a deatheater, cousin of 'the boy who lived', one of my favorite
students, and yet in Gryffindor? I think the sorting hat has gone
berserk." The poltergeist replied, obviously
pleased.
"No,
I think it decided that I wasn't like my father, also not like my
cousin, mischievous yes and you favorite student as well, but not
sweet enough to be in Hufflepuff, smart enough to be in Ravenclaw,
mischievous enough to be in Slytherin, but brave enough to be in
Gryffindor. So it decided that it would rather me be brave and
mischievous rather then mischievous and brave." Ann said with a
smile.
"True,
true, but that old hat is going to go berserk right in the middle of
sorting ceremony, and then will see whose laughing."
"We
can only hope. Well I better be going. I'll see you tomorrow."
And Ann walked up the stairs to her tower.
"Password?
And isn't it a little late to have left and then returned?"
asked the portrait of the fat lady.
"Left
and come back? I haven't been back since long before dinner! And as
for your password, you British people are so conceded! Britt's Rock."
Ann told her.
"We
are not conceded!" and the picture swung open.
Ann
walked into the common room to see that not only was it well passed
one in the morning, but also to see Eric, Harry, Candise, Hermione,
Ron, Neville, Kristine, Lavender, Seamus, Jake, and also two people
that she didn't recognize.
"Uh.hello
all." Ann said nervously.
"My
god Ann, where in the bloody hell have you been!" Eric
practically screamed.
"Oh
shut it Eric! I'm her bloody cousin and don't even give that god damn
much! But in any case, Ann, where have you been?" Harry
asked.
"I got
lost?" Ann tried vaguely to lie. And everyone knew that it was a
lie, but everyone was accepting it as an answer. Well, everyone
except Eric.
"Sure.
You got lost. You were with that bloody arse holed Slytherin, that
you seem to fancy so much!" Eric was, again, raging with
jealously.
"Well,
that 'bloody ass hole I seem to fancy so much' happens to be my
boyfriend! So if I were you Eric, I'd lay off! It's not like we're
going out! So stop being my fucking keeper and pull the stick up your
ass, out! And that stick must be pretty far up there by the way you
acting! I think we'd all be grateful if you pulled it out, too. Maybe
then you'd stop being so damn jealous!" Everyone was stunned.
Eric had no comeback, so he simply said a wimp "goodnight"
and went off to bed.
"So.
I can see you stay at Hogwarts has been pleasant so far." Said
Jake sarcastically.
'Always
making everything into a joke.' Ann thought. "Yeah Jake, oh so
wonderfully peachy!" This put a smile on everyone's face. Ann
noticed that, even with Eric taking off, both couches were packed to
capacity. So she muttered something with her wand a bit out of her
sleeve, which Harry noticed, wasn't really being used to make the
couch that had just appeared in front of the fire. Ann went to sit on
it, and the two she didn't know joined her, one on either
side.
"Sorry
but, whom the hells are you?" She asked them.
"Well,
I'm Eddy Haherness, but I'm also you Head Boy." Said the one to
Ann's right.
"And
I'm Tony Laven. I'm also a seventh year, but far from 'Head Boy' or
Mr.Great Marks in Everything." Said the one on Ann's
left.
"Hey, I
don't get perfect marks, like little miss know it all over there!"
said Eddy, defending himself.
"I'm
not a know it all! Books and cleverness, no greatness like 'the Great
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, and killed Voldermort not one, two,
three or four times, but five, and turned the damn man into one big
heaping pile of bloody rubbish?" stated Hermione. "Hey,
I'm not that great! I wish that I could become a mediwitch but I'm
not the one in training with Madam Pomfrey to become a mediwitch!"
Harry said casually.
Ann
was about to scold Harry for telling when Kristine started shouting.
"Hey, becoming a mediwitch is hard! But that's what I want to
be! So back off! Plus Madam Pomfrey said that there would be an
addition to our little one student class soon. So I won't be the only
one training to be a mediwitch! So ha!" Kristine said the last
sentence with all the might she could muster, and Ann found it
amusing to see them all teasing each other!
"Well,
I do dare say that is the first time we've heard that from Hermi!"
Eddy exclaimed. (A/N: I hate everyone always calling Hermione 'Mine,
so I changed it to Hermi, but I'm not going to be a hypocrite because
I will use 'Mine sometime or another!) "Please do not call me
that! You know I don't like it!" Hermione said firmly, but you
could tell she wasn't that serious. "Sure thing Hermi."
Eddy said. "Edwardo." Hermione said with a devilish grin.
"I hate you." Eddy told Hermione. "Well, I love you
too." Hermione said with an intensely large amount of sarcasm.
"You can call me Edwardo, and I will call you Hermi, Hermi."
He said before busting with laughter. Everyone started to laugh, with
raging fits of laughter. After about two minutes of full hysteria no
one noticed the portrait door swing open, and allow Dumbledore to
enter the room. "Hello everyone, how is everyone on such a
delightful early morning?" Dumbledore said, with a twinkle in
his eyes. Everyone went dead silent. "Well, there is no need to
be silenced now, you all have probably already woken up quite a lot
of first, second, and third years. Maybe a few fourth years too."
'Who knew silence could be so loud!' thought Ann. Everyone could tell
that Dumbledore wasn't all too mad about their late night party.
"Well, as I was just making a quick round about the castle
before offing to my humble slumber, I heard your fitful laughter. And
came to see what it was all about. I thought maybe someone was turned
into a ferret. Or maybe being attacked by a Hippogriff."
Dumbledore looked happy-as he usually wasn't unhappy. Harry and Ron
looked guilty, Ann confused, and everyone else on the verge of more
hysteric laughter, yet again. "Don't worry Ms.Marie, I'm sure
you cousin and Mr.Weasely, or anyone in this room really, will be
happy to explain at a later moment in time. Now, as it is well past
three o' clock in the morning, I'm sure you all will want to be well
rested for classes, so off to bed with you." Dumbledore paused.
"In at least one half-hour. I will be checking to make sure you
have gone to bed. Or perhaps I will send Professor Snape. As he
always is up at this time of the day. I will see you all at
breakfast, sleep well." And Dumbledore left. "He didn't
even take any points away!" said a very dazed Ann. "No-he
didn't, but Snape sure would have, or will." Replied Harry. "Oh
come on Harry, he may be a grouch but he isn't that bad." Ann
said, with a firm tone of sarcasm. "Your right Ann,"
started Neville, "He'd give us detention, take a bloody lot of
points away, and find a way to make us hate him even more!"
Everyone was laughing again, with even more hysteria then before.
"Well-it's time to go to bed! If Dumbledore lives up to his word
and in all my time at this school he has, Snape will be here any
minute." Eddy said, with an awkward tone in his voice.
"We will bow down to you o' great one!" started Jake. "And will bow out until we are in your honorably presence again!" "Match in the gas tank-boom boom!" Ann said. "You're a really random person!" Jake told Ann. "Learned from the best!" she replied to him. Everyone laughed for a minute, then said goodbye and went their separate ways to bed.
A/N: Well there ya go. That's the rest of Unreasonable Reasons. Hope you like it. I'll try to upload the next chapter as soon as possible, maybe tomorrow, but I make absolutely no promises. So until next time, since if your reading this ten to one, you read the story, please review. And to all my friends- see you on Monday!
