Ch 2 is now posted ,duh, If it wasn't posted it wouln't be here! Last time, the president of Nintedo deceided to seek the help of small time villian Shadow Link.I hate c.falcon. Death To CAPT. FALCON!
Discaimer: I do not own SSBM or Nintedo. AND I NEVER WILL!SO do not sue!
"Ok, What do I do now" ,asked Zelda. Zelda and Shadow Link deceided to meet Link in Green Greens. That day was a partically sunny day with the birds chiriping , the tree blowing, and here came Link stomping flowers, burning trees, using birds as target practice, and destroying any other living creature that came in his way.
"Just do what I told you to do. " ,said Shadow Link from behind the giant tree.
"Take my clothes off and dance around singing I'm too sexy", asked Zelda.
"Not that! The other thing", yelled SLink.(short for Shadow Link)
"Oh, Tell Link what I want to do with him late at night", Asked Zelda.
"No...the getting rid of him plan, idiot."
"You want me to tell him what we're planning? That's stupid! I'm just going to follow the script you gave me yesterday." ,said Zelda. SLink gritted his teeth and started banging his head on the tree.
"Why do I end up with the idiots " ,SLink told himself..
"Hey, I am not an idiot ! Here in America I have the right to act stupid if I want to."
"Well I've got news for you, WE ARE NOT IN AMERICA ! We are in a small tiny box that was made in Japan and then shipped to who knows where ! So you have no rights ! So quit acting stupid "
"Bastard.", mumbled Zelda under her breath.
"What you say " ,shouted SLink.
" Nothing. Now shut up ,here he comes." Link walked up into Zelda's face.
"What 'cha want " , he asked in an intimidating voice.
"Oh, Link! It's terrible", Cried Zelda.She lended on Link's shoulder. Link wasn't sure if to kill her or just let her be.
"I never heard that before." said Link wryly. "What's wrong this time "
" The rocks, the stones, the pieces, they're gone"
"The triforce "
" No! It's much worse than that. The Elements are gone"
"The Elements ? Never heard of them."
"They're very special stones that can grant the holder the power of one of the all powerful Elements."
"Really "
"Not really, they're just rocks painted in different colors. " mumbled Zelda.
"What"
" I said that with all the stones one can rule the whole world "
"Sounds intriging, but I'm not doing it. I have a very busy schedule, beat up Falco, throw Pichu into a well, find the little girl before I die in 7 days "
"But you must! You're the only one who can get them "
"Look, I 'm no hero, I'm sick of rescuing the world and you, and I am the most hated guy in the world now, which means people want to kill me "
" I'll pay you. "
" The answer is still no, nada , zilch , nu-uh , NOI"
"Come on what could be better than being paid to kill "
" Right now I would say, getting you to shut up."
" Please ? For me "
"Let me think , NO"
" PLEASE! Please, please ,please, please,please, please, please, please , please, please, please, please"
Link covered his ears."STOP"
"Please , please ,please, please,please ,please, please, please, please, please, please, please , please"
"Where's the off button on this thing " Link yelled while poking Zelda in her stomach.
"Please ,please, please, please,please"
"OK, OK! Just please shut up "
Zelda smiled."Thank you. Now the journey ahead will be tough and perilous, so here's your partner" A bush rattled and then out of the bush came a yellow mouse with bright red cheeks.
"Pika."
"No. I work alone ,and that's not going to change because of some dumb mouse that think's he's partner material."
"Chu." said Pikachu in a dissapointed tone. Pikachu ran and hid behind Zelda crying.
"Aww. Link you should be ashamed. Hurting a poor mouse's feelings."
"But-he - Hey, I know where this is going. You guys are trying to trick me." Zelda stood shocked. Could Link have already seen through their plan to get rid of him"I am NOT taking a stupid RAT with me."
"Pi..."
"What's with him " asked Link.
"ka..."
"What's he's doing " asked Link in an almost scared voice.
"CHHHHUUUUUU" A jolt of lightling came down from the highest clouds and struck Link right on target.
"AHHHHH" Link cried. By the time the electricity was gone, there was a charboiled Link curled up in a ball on the floor.
"Pika pika chu."
" O-on second t-thought I-I 'm ok w-with it n-now." said Link still on the floor.
"Good." said Zelda." The first Element somewhere in the north."
"Pikachu" Pikachu cheered. He went over to Link an tugged on his sleeve trying to get him to move."PI "
"Leave me here to die." said Link.
"Piiii...kaaa.."
Link jumped up and ran as fast as he could north, with Pikachu on his shoulder...on his head...on the ground...arguing with Link...laughing while Link is electrocuted... running away from Link who is speeding toward Pikachu with his sword.
Review! You must review! Ok, confession: I will update sooner the more people review. So review if you want to find out what happens when they meet a giant Yoshi herd , have more argumments,and have plenty of stupid actions, and funny diolouge. OH no I'm talking smartly"I'm have to get the samrtness out of my brain"Eats about 6 pills found on the floor and then faints.
"No wonder we turned out stupid in this fic." said Fox. Fox stared at the readers."umm...I guess I'll end it.This mission is now complete now on to mission number 3:find the bathroom."
