Ch.3. Not bad. I got a new reviewer! That's why I hurried and finished this chapter. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own SSBM or Nintendo so quit bugging me !
"Will you stop following me !" yelled Link. He and Pikachu were walking along a grassy plain with very wierd green tubes and golden square cubes up above their heads.
"Pikachu !" , shouted Pikachu walking closely by Link's feet.
" I don' t need you ! Go away you stupid RAT "
"PiiiiKACHUUU ! " A small ,but powerful electric shock paralyzed Link and left him on the ground.
" Ok, never mind , you are a nice rat . " said Link trying to avoid another shock.
" CHHHHUUUU! "
" AAAHHHHHH ! " cried Link. " I mean rodent ."
" CCCHHHHUUUU ! "
" M-mouse. " whispered Link ,seemed like every letter was painful to pronouce. There was not a spot on Link's body that was not yet hit by electricity except his-
"PI KA CHHHUUUUUU ! " -never mind. Link was now cooked well-done.
" PIKACHU ! Pikachu " shouted Link praying that Pikachu wouldn't shock him again.
" Pika ." said Pikachu happily, he finally got what he wanted.
" You didn't act this way with Zelda " shouted Link.
" Pika chu pika cha pi ."
" I don't know what you said ,but I know it was insulting . " Pikachu nodded. Link sighed and tried to get up three times before he finally got to his feet without falling back or moaning out in pain . " My life has changed for the worse , I know it. " grumble rumble growl. Link stared at Pikachu.
" Pi , pika." said Pikachu putting his ear on his stomach , then he shook his head.
" We'll it's not my stomach! " yelled Link. Rumble rumble, yoshi !
" Pi "
" Finally ! You said something besides Pikachu. " said Link mockingly . " Now go get me a hamburger ."
" Pikachu ? "
" A hamburger. "
" ? Pi " Pikachu noticed something green moving behind Link.
"A burger! " yelled Link ,but Pikachu was to busy looking for the green thing again. Link sighed . " You 're worse than Navi , Ezlo ,Tatle , and the king of Hyrule put together in a huge juicy patty, with crisp lettuce , fresh tomatos , and..." By this time Link was drooling. "Mmmmm...annoying sidekicks. " He drooled some more with his tounge sticking out.
" Pi ka chu... " Pikachu walked away from Link who was now licking a rock ? Um... forget I wrote that. Pikachu sprinted up a hill and saw about a kazillion ( give or take a million) green ,purple , pink, dark and light blue, red , and yellow dinasaurs stamppeding toward him and Link. " Ch u" Pikachu screamed in terror and ran still screaming at the top of his tiny lungs . Link was on the floor drawing a figure in the dirt with a stick.
" Meet Bozo ." said Link pointing at the deformed picture which looked liked to Pikachu, a piece of pie on top of a spaceship with some sprinkles on top . " He's a better sidekick than anyone because he's quiet and he's not so bad with the ladies either ,but not as good as me. "
Pikachu stared at Link wide eyed with a blank expresion and started making a circle in the air next to his head.
" Hey, I am not crazy ! Bozo is though ...he took some pills he found on the floor. Bozo very bad . Bad Bozo . "
" Chu . " said Pikachu shaking his head in disgust . Suddendly the ground shook . The Yoshi were getting closer. Pikachu jumped and started shouting things that didn't make sense at all ."Pikachupikachupiakchu " Link just danced around his picture of his friend Bozo. " Chu . " Pikachu sighed .
" Bozo , you're my best friend , possibly even more. "
" PIka" Pikachu pulled on Link's tunic ,but was too weak to make him budge. "PI! Chu! "
" You said Pi " Link broke into hysterical laughter. The lead Yoshi were a few feet away also staring at Link which was rolling around on the floor. Link finally stopped ,after about three hours. He looked at the Yoshi who now outnumbered them by at least a million. "Barney ! "
" Yoshi , Yoshi ,yoshi ! " cried the lead Green Yoshi.
Pikachu was trying to keep the Yoshis at bay until the pill that Link accidently took wore off ,but it was not going to well. "CHHUUUU" Pikachu used a thunder to get rid of about 3 Yoshis ,but there was too many for Pikachu to handle.
" I love you, you love me ..." Link was now singing.
" Yoshi , yoshi " yelled the leader . About three yoshi carried Link up to their leader. Link was still singing. " Yoshi . " Another Yoshi put Link's sword in the leaders hand.The leaders face glowed and all the Yoshis started cheering wildly. The leader ate the sword and hatched and laid an egg then ate it again . This happened about nine times. Pikachu threw up in the grass. Link's sword was finally back where it belonged, in the hands of a crazed drug-actic. Pikachu was very confused and finally caught up with Link.The lead Yoshi stopped Pikachu in his tracks and put a large golden crown wiht three bright red jewels engraved in it on Link's head.
" Yoshi ,yoshi " all the Yoshis cried . They were bowing.
" Pika chu"
" Bozo is my best friend . " The Yoshi looked at each other and then put a silver crown on Link's deformed picture.
" PIka " Pikachu yelled at the lead Yoshi.
" Yoshi . " the lead Yoshi pointed to Link who was teaching the Yoshi the chicken dance. Apparently , the Yoshi thought that Link was some sort of god . A weird chicken dancing god. Link grabbed his sword and started licking it.
" Sword tasty . Like chickens or annoying sidekicks. " said Link .
" Yoshi " yelled the leader ,all the Yoshi stopped bowing. " Yoshi ,yoshi" The Yoshi formed a giant circle around Link . Pikachu ran behind Link. " Yoshi " a large poping noise erupted sending dirt everywhere , when the dust settled there were no Yoshi to be spotted ,but millions and billions of little eggs. Link groaned and held his head.
" What the hell happened ? My head hurts and my sword seems to have a large amount of saliva on it."
"Pika chu... "
" I still can't understand you . Learn to speak english , you sewer rat "
Pikachu smiled, Link was back to his normal self. Which meant that Pikachu would have to electrocute him again and he did.
" AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! That burns! " cried Link. He found a small round item on the floor ."Ooooooo. " Link ate it.
" CHHHHUUUUUUU! " Pikachu fainted.
" Hmm...a piece of gum. " Link looked at Pikachu. " Was it something I did " Link looked at Pikachu again. He imagined a large hamburger instead of Pikachu. "Mmmmm...PikaBurger. "
OK I know its a cliche ending but I didn't have time to think of anyhting better, I had this mountain of homework to do and then the rain messed up my internet so it took long for me to even post the chapter up. I promise the next chapter will be longer and better. I've also decieded to give you a preview of what's happening on the next chapter. Link finally finds someone that speaks english... well sorta. I should get it done in about 2 days or less . There is a secret way for me to update sooner and that is if you REVIEW!
