Ok chapter 4. Don't worry Link's ok ,he calmed down after a long while and now if fully recovered. In this chapter I'll be bringing in an original character and some other stuff. Since I see some frequent reviewers I will type faster than a speeding bullet..or Hedgehog...make it bullet. Last time Link went insane for no apparent reason much like I,the author,do. If you didn't read ch.3 read it now or else you won't get what's going on in the beginning of this chapter.
Elements found:0 (I know it's sad ,but he'll find some.)
"Must eat...Pika . " said Link in a trance. " Eat Pika ." He stood watching Pikachu hungrily ,drooling and holding a fork over Pikachu's head.
"Pikachu... " Pikachu had awoken to the wetess of his yellow fur."Pi ? " Pikachu fully opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was Link's fork within an inch of his face.
" Must eat Chu. Pika. " said Link .
"Pikachu! " Pikachu zapped Link with one of his trademark Thunders. Link bounced back and collapsed on the floor .He got up cluthching his head.
"Why do you always shock me ! " , yelled Link. Pikachu shrugged his shoulders. The Yoshi were gone and Link still had the golden crown on his head.
"Pika . " Pikachu grabbed the crown.
"Hey , Give that back. The king of the Yoshi commands it! " Pikachu shook his head and put the crown on himself. " Why me ! Why do I get a Pikachu ! " He kicked one of the many Yoshi eggs. They were still in the green plains . crinckle crack. There was a huge crack in the Yoshi egg in fact all the yoshi eggs had cracks. " No. No. Don't tell me... " All the Yoshi eggs gave a huge pop. They had hatched. "NO! I was going to make an omlete ! "
"Yoshi !" yelled about a hundred of them . They went and charged toward Pikachu. Pikachu threw the crown back at Link. The Yoshi suddendly changed direction , they went toward Link.
"What ? I don't want it !" Yelled Link. He threw it back at Pikachu. The Yoshi went charging toward Pikachu.
"Pika Pika. " He hurrled the crown at Link's face.
" No! My beautiful face! You ruined it ! My beautiful teen magazine cover face ! Why me ! " Link starts crying. The Yoshi saw this and looked at Pikachu with a mean look.
"Chu . " Pikachu backed away and hid behind Link. The Yoshi threw eggs at Pikachu which missed him completley and instead hit Link in the face.
" No my hair ! You stupid Yoshi ,I'm going to knock you into next week! " The Yoshi looked at each other and then started throwing eggs at both of them. Pikchu ran screaming at the top of his lungs ,while Link yelled something about his hair and donuts. The Yoshi were catching up yelling what seemed to be curses. " This is a curse ! Why does everything bad happen to US ! "
Pikachu ,being faster, started to run as fast as his tiny paws could carry him away from Link. " Pi ka pi pika " said Pikachu mockingly.
" Oh no you don't ." said Link using his hookshot to latch on to Pikachu and reel him in ," If I'm in trouble , you're in trouble too ." Said Link still running from the herd of angry god-seaking Yoshi .
The night before in the Lost Woods:
" Drat ,Locked ." She reached into the pockets of her faded Blue jeans and pulled out a paperclip and a headband. She used the red headband to keep her midnight black hair out of her face while the misson was a go. With her selender hands her unfurled the paperclip and started picking the lock of the large steel door. Her blue eyes glisened as the full moon light shone on her as if trying to lift her off the ground and take her up. Her stolen ruby necklace firmly attached to her neck , while the wind gave a soft moan. At her back , her prized possesion , her silver sword; weaker than steel yes, but in the hands of this thief ...it's more powerful than the elemental gods themselves. The lock clicked and the door slowly opened. " "Yes." she whispered ,for she didn't want the 2 guards sleeping just a few yards away to wake up.
She walked through the door and found herself in an almost empty room ,the only thing that was there was a few dimly lit candles giving off an almost divine light .She took a step forward , the ground gave a large squeaking sound. She froze , hoping that no one heard that .
Just ouside a young red headed warrior awoke startled , " What was that ! " he shouted jumping up to the noise. " Better tell Mr. Stuck-up ." He got up and walked over to a Blue haired swordsman. " Hey, Marth , wake up . " he shook Marth.
" Roy ,no gay. " Marth said and then turned to the side. He was still half-asleep.
" What? "
" No be gay. "
" Gay ? You're sick ! "
"Well, that's not you say last night."
"...sicko. I was just going to tell you that I heard something coming from the shrine. "
Marth just stared at him. " Now who's acting gay ? " Marth now had a puzzled look. "ARGH! The place we are supposed to guard." Marth looked puzzled . Roy felt like screaming .He repeated it again in Japanese . Marth seemed to know now what was going on.
"Moose. "
" Moose? I think you mean mouse.And it sounded too loud to be a tiny mouse ."
" Go to sleep. "
" I know I heard something. "
The girl relaxed and went on to complete the mission. She walked in the shadows avoiding the light. She crept into many passagesways until she finally found what she had wanted. A large blue treasure chest was at the end of a lightless rooms. It almost seemed like the darkness could swallow you up at any moment. There were two huge statues ,replicas of the Elemental god of water himself who seemed to be guarding the chest . The teenager sudderded " How can anyone believe in a giant two headed fish ?" She thought. She quickly picked the golden lock and opened the chest to reveal the treasure .
Her face lit up . Inside was about ten thousand worth of gold . She took out a small brown bag she had attached to her belt . She couldn't carry all the gold ,but she made the best of it. She quickly stuffed gold into her bag. In the bottom of the chest, something caught her eye, a blue stone. She thought for a moment and gently got the stone and put it in her own pocket not the bag. Suddenly, alarms blared . She looked around shocked . The statues were guarding the chest . They were to set off when the stone was taken. The teenager put her stolen goods away and ran through the tunnels and passages ways , trying desprately to find a way out before she was caught.
" Marth ! "
" Me hear too. "
" Let's go. " Marth and Roy got up and sprinted toward the shrine. The alarms were louder than ever now , breaking the silence of the dawn. They peered into the shrine , nothing seemed to be there .
She ran quickly ,but soon realized that there was no way out except the front door. A theif never makes his or in this case her escape through the front door ,but this was an emergency. She turned the corner that leds to the door and to her surprise ,meets face to face with the two swordsmen.
" Hello ." said Roy . " And where do you think you're going ? " The girl smiled.
" I'm going out of here." The teenager ran past Roy and went out the door only to be stopped by Marth.
" You know phoning no way ." Said Marth.
" Excuse me , What? "
" You knew what me say. " the girl raised an eyebrow.
" What? "
" O Phoning no way! "
" Sorry , I don't speak idiot. " She said. Marth yelled something in what seemed to be Japanese , but made the girl even more confused .
" You gave yen book now. "
"Yen? This is gold. "
"Book now! "
" Oh.. book . Okay. " The girl reached into her pocket and gave Marth a heavy book titled : English for Dummies Who Think They can Speak English ,but in Reality Speak Either Idiot or Japanese.
" What this? "
" Something you need , Idiot. " Marth looked through the book.
" You..flips page...give...Flips Page... the gold...flips page back...now."
" Good job , have a cookie." said the girl. Marth chewed the cookie carefully and slowly. The girl sneaked away." Moron. "
"Marth you idiot, she's getting away ! " The teenager stopped for a moment then ran through the forest trying to get away from Marth and Roy who were closely behind.
Back to Pikachu and Link:
"Stupid fat Yoshi ." said Link who was running away from the mob. The Yoshi ran faster. " Maybe I shouldn't insult them." Pikachu nodded. They had now been running for more than a half-hour. They had left the grassy plains and now seemed to be running through some sort of farmland.
" Pi pi ka chu! " yelled Pikachu (obiously) .
"What? " Pikachu pointed forward. An old man was tending to his field. " Hey Pikachu, I have a plan."
"Pi ? "
Link ran over to the man. " Hi! How would you like to be the leader of your own gang of bloodthristy Yoshi ?"
"Uh..."
"Great! " Link put the crown on the man. Most of the Yoshi stayed behind with the man ,except one very stubbord green Yoshi. " Crap."
Back to the woods:
The girl was doing a pretty good job of running away from Marth and Roy , but she was running out time and energy ,no to mention forest. They now had forced the teen to run out of the forest , out in the open she was a goner. " Have to find a way. Can't get caught now. Especially by two gay guys. "
" Hey we are not gay ! " yelled Roy. Shifts eyes " Or are we ? "
Pika and Link:
" Why are we running ? It's only one tiny Yoshi." said Link.
" Pikachu! " Pikachu electrocuted the Yoshi and stunned him. The Yoshi then looked around and spotted a red musharoom. The Yoshi swallowed it whole a grew to the size of a house. Link and Pikachu stood there for a while confused
Finally Link yelled "Run for your life ! " The Yoshi charged and Link and Pikachu ran screaming like little girls.
" Pi ka pi! " Link looked forward . They were nearing the forest.
"Yes! We can lose this crappy version of Barney in the forest! "
Mysterious Girl:
" Have to run.Not a good plan ,but it's better that Jail. " She was now out of the safety of the woods.
Link and Pika:
"Ha ha ! See if you can catch us when we enter the glorious safe haven that is the forest! "
Girl:
"Who the heck is shout-" She looked forward she was about to crash into a green-clothed boy.It was to late to stop. She squinted and then she heard the wonderful sound of bone hitting bone. " Owch."
"Ow. What did I crash into ? " asked Link. He looked in front and saw and black-haired girl. " No! Don't tell me seven days are up ! "
" Watch where you're going ! "
"Me ? You're the one who crashed into me ! "
"Why I auth-a " The girl heard distant voices shouting. " Crap. The guards."
" Crap the guards?That doesn't sound right . "
"No... Um. Just say I'm not here. "
"I'm not here. "
"Immature freak."
"Immature freak."
"Stop That! "
"Stop That ! " The teen was now furious. And the voices grew louder.
" Look. We got off to the wrong start so let's start over."
"Look-" Link looked at the girl . Her blue eyes were filled with rage as she clutched her fists. Link decieded to better not risk it ." 'kay. Hi ,I'm Link."
" And I'm -"
"Look there she is ! " The shout came from the forest.
"Crap."
" Nice to meet you Crap ." Said Link.
" Shut up. My real name is-"
" Hey Green kid ! You are in possesion of a murderer ! " yelled Roy.
"M-murderer ? " asked Link to the dark-haired girl shocked.
" Hey , I didn't kill anyone ! Well, not anyone that anyone knows about. "
" Well , are you turn yourself in ? Um... what's your name ? " siad Roy in a stern voice.
" Who are you to ask for my name? "
" WE are..." started Roy.
" Oh no. I feel a motto coming on . " said Link.
"When we arrive , you better prepare for trouble. " said Roy.
" And... make it ...looks through book...double."
" To protect the world from devastation ."
"To unite all... people within... our... nation."
"To denouce the evils of trurth and love. "
" To extend...our reach...to the stars...above. "
"Roy ! "
" Um... I forgot what the heck my name was ! "
" Roy and MARTH-"
"Oh ,that's my...name ! "
"Idiot. As I was saying ... Roy and Marth blast off at the speed of-"
"Cookie! " yelled Marth.
" Quit interupting -Speed of light -"
"Nu -uh . Only I can go that fast. " said a blue hedgehog who seemed pop out of nowhere. " Now say it. Only I can go that fast."
"Only you can go that fast. " said Roy shocked at the sight of the blue hedgehog.
"Good ,now slap yourself. "
"What-"
"Oh, I'll do it for you. " The hedgehog slapped Roy on his cheek then ran off.
" Ok now as I was saying... Roy and Marth blast off at the speed of light- "
"That hedgehog was creppy . " said Link. Pikachu nodded in agreement.
"AAAHHH! Ok before I go on , does anyone have anything to say ! " yelled Roy. Everyone shook their heads. "- Surrender now or -"
"Pika! "
"What did you say ? " said Roy in an intamitaing voice. Pikachu ran behind Link in fright. " That's I what I thought . Surrender now or prepare to fight. "
"Um...That's right ? " said Marth. Link , the girl ,and Pikachu stared wide-eyed.
" You're not going to steal Pikachu aren't you ? " said Link.
" No , we don't want your pet. "
"Why not ? He's housebroken, he's cute , and with him in the house you never have to pay an electric bill again ! " said Link. " And if you order today you get him for the super low price of nothing ! "
" No thanks. "
" Please. "
" No. "
" The answer is still no. "
" Hey how about I pay you to have him. "
" No."
"Please! I can't take traveling with him ! He's a evil little bastard ! "
" Pi? PIkachuuu! "
"See What I mean ? " Link had been attacked once again.
"Eh... No. "
" So Marth up for another cookie ? " asked the girl.
"Yea ! yea ! Cookie ! "
"Ok . Count to ten. "
" 1...2 ...green...cake...7...49...purple...98...orange...elenviny...10 . " said Marth.
" Um... close enough . " She threw the cookie at Marth.
"Yay ! Cookie! "
"Anyway ,ignore my friend, he's a little loony." said Roy.
"A little ? " asked Link.
"Well ,he did go to the nut house for a while ,but then got kicked out because he pushed some crippled guy off a cliff." Link's eyes grew wide.
"He did what ? " asked Link. He couldn't belive it.
"He- oh that's not important. What is important is that you give up this thief. "
" Um..." said Link.
" We'll make it worth you while. " said Roy .
"I won't kill you. " said the girl.
"We'll pay you. "
"I won't kill you. "
"You'll be rich. "
"You'll live to see the light of another day. "
"Um... AHHH! I don't know ! Leave me alone ! " said Link burting into tears.
"So is that a yes or a no ? "
I'll try to update soon and sorry for the wait , homework ,chores, writer block , that kind of stuff kinda made it hard to write. The next chapter will be funnier don't worry.I just had to get the whole OC thing down. Listen do you prefer short chapters I can add on every few days or so or want long chapters that I put on every week or so? Tell me in your review. Until next time Supersoniclink ( boy,that sounds corny) out!
