Hello everyone how are you? I'm bored shitless. Sorry about the language but I cannot tell a lie I can tell several! I am very, very, very, very, very sorry for such the long update, it's been almost a month! I'M SO SORRY!
To my lovely reviewers:
A Cute But Psycho BunnyOr to Dis Chick Digs Da Fuzzy Dude you've got two accounts! Hope you see Scary Movie soon! WHO TOLD YOU TOAD'S THE KILLER? Well I just did but that's not the point, you must be a very good detective or it is painfully obvious (what gave him away?) Thanks for the review and keep writing that parody!
Chica De Los Ojos CafeWhat do you mean was that it? That was a very important chapter! Okay, okay I was bored so I put that up. Thanks for reading and reviewing and I want you to get another chapter soon on The Bella and The Flirt!
JinxehI know people are really stupid in horror films aren't they? You shout at them saying 'Don't go in there don't go in there!' and guess what? They go in there! Thanks for the warning won't do that again. Thanks!
RiderazzoWhat the very first chapter? Chapter 1? Coz that's the first victim of the killer that starts off the murders. And if you mean chapter 2 that's an important chapter as well! Thanks for reading and reviewing hope I answered your question.
Telepathic AngelYes my words were stunning weren't they? Thanks for the review and it's not the end coz you've got this chapter and others to come!
Now onto the parody!
SqueamishView of Kitty's face which is about one inch away from her laptop's screen, tapping away really, really fast that the keys were beginning to burn. She was complaining how the mansion is always over crowded and can never get any privacy AGAIN!
She hears a strange tap signal at her window. It went like this:
Tap, tap, tap. (weird huh?)
She walks towards the window and opens the bright pink curtains. Her boyfriend Lance pops up and she screams, he screams and falls backwards landing into a bush of thorns.
"OWWWW!"
"What are you like, doing here?" She shouts down to him. There is gentle knock at door and what strangely sounded like several head butts as well.
Lance quickly climbs back into her room pulling sharp needle like thorns out of himself.
"Let me in! Let me in!" Beast calls.
"Not by the hair- I mean like, wait for just a sec!"
"Sec's gone!"
"WAIT!" Kitty roars through the door. Hank cowers suddenly very afraid.
Back in the room, Lance dives into Rogue's wardrobe (it was very dark).
Hank sticks his head through the door hoping Kitty had calmed down but the door, was the evil living DOOR! And slammed shut on Mr. McCoy's head.
"Kitty Help! The evil living TOILET- I mean the evil living DOOR is crushing my head! AGAIN!" He screams.
Kitty slaps the door and scolds the door for crushing her daddy's (yes Hank's Kitty's father, poor dude) daddy's head and his hairdo. (is it me of is that hairdo just freaky? Must use a lot of hairspray or he never brushes his hair after waking up)
"Like what's up?"
"I thought I heard two girls scream in?" Lance just frowned at this not much he could do being crushed by Kitty's many pairs of shoes.
"No dad, no one's here especially Lance hiding in Rogue's wardrobe" She smiled sheepishly.
"Alright then. Oh, by the way, tomorrow I want you to check the coffee pot. Never know what the BrotherHood might put in there, Okay?" Hank asks making it clear remembering last time they drugged the coffee. Terrible memories.
"OK, dad" She might of shuddered saying that, but Hank just like a big blue teddy bear.
"See ya later alligator!" Hanks turns round to leave.
"In a while crocodile!" Kitty replies and turns around, LockHeed pops up from around Rogue's wardrobe door.
"Hello, I'm a horny lil' fella!"
"I like, wouldn't hold him like that" Kitty warns.
"Why?" LockHeed suddenly springs into life and snaps his jaws shut on Lance's hand.
"HELP!" Lance screamed as he ran around Kitty's room. He began whacking his hand (the one with LockHeed attached) on Kitty's dressing table causing LockHeed to get a big headache.
"Be careful of the little angel!"
"This 'little angel' is gonna bite my hand off soon!" Lance finally tears LockHeed from his hand leaving two deep little teeth marks.
LockHeed then swipes at Lance's leg with his sharp little claws.
"Ouch! Why you little-" Lance yells as he takes a dive for Lockheed but was off about a couple of (10) feet. Lockheed took this chance and put Lance's hair on fire.
"Ahhhh!" Lance began running around in circles catching everything else on fire at the same time. "Lance! Stop, drop and like, roll!" Lance drops down on the ground, hard. -Downstairs-Hank is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper called 'Mutant Menace' with the BrotherHood on the front. He looks up from his paper after hearing loud thump.
"Nah, its not Lance on fire rolling around in Kitty's bedroom"
He carries on reading.
-Back to Kitty's Bedroom that's on fire (shame Pyro don't live there)-
Kitty tried blowing it out with her hands and mouth but it only got the flames bigger.
"Oh My God What are we like, gonna do?"
Rogue walks into the room and sees that her precious gothic stuff was on fire.
"Kitty! Ah'm gonna kill ya!" Rogue was about to pounce on Kitty and make her eat one of her own muffins or at least strangle her to death but the spreading flames hissed at her forcing her back.
"Back off! Or Ah'll call Pyro!" The fire backed down straight away and ran well burnt its way down the hall and burnt through Evan's bedroom door and began burning everything that Evan ever owned instead.
"ROGUE! Remy's got your under garments!" (aka underwear)
"Stormy! Y' said y' wouldn't tell!" Remy whined.
"Ah'll be back" Rogue threatened.
"Close call" Lance sighed in relief.
"What are you doing here?" Kitty questioned.
"It occurred to me that I've never snuck through your window before" Lance innocently replied.
"But you snuck through my window like, 5 times yesterday!" Kitty exclaimed.
"Well yeah I guess… Do you want to umm…"
"To do a little on top of the clothes stuff?" Kitty finished.
"umm… yeah"
"Sure! Just remember…" Kitty warned.
"I know, I can only dream of breaking your underwear rule" He said, disappointedly (can't believe that's a word)
They lay down on the bed with Lance laying on top of Kitty, literally.
"Lance your like, crushing me!" Kitty gasped, Lance quickly moves himself.
While they're kissing a man appears at the window. It is Bobby (from Scary Movie not Iceman)
"Oh great, PyroManaic replaced with some ugly freak!" Kitty and Lance looked up to him, Lance glared.
"Hey Cindy! She replaced you as well!" (Cindy another character from Scary Movie)
"Oh My God! She replaced me, I'm gonna kill her!"
"No you ain't" PyroManaic (that's me the authoress) disagreed.
"Yeah I am"
"No you not, Wolvie, Sabes!" Sabertooth and Wolverine appear.
"C'mon girley" Sabertooth grabs hold of Cindy and drags her away as she struggles and screams, Wolverine did the same with Bobby (not Iceman).
There's yelling outside Kitty's bedroom door.
"Chere! Can Remy 'ave y'r thong back?" Remy's begging voice can be heard.
"Go away Swamp Rat!"
"C'mon you've like, got to go!" Kitty shoves Lance out the window. As Lance was falling he screamed:
"Not the thorn bush again!"
Rogue enters the room and slams the door on Remy's handsome and charming face.
"Why are ya lookin' so happy?" Rogue asked Kitty.
"Like, nothing"
"Coz Ah'm still gonna kill ya!"
Sorry again for the long update! Next chapter will be soon!
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