I still don't own any of it but its fun to pretend for a while! alas JK Rowling is the talented creator of Harry Potter.

Just a short story about how Harry and Severus had children. I am thinking about writing a few glimpses of their life together but not a complete story. Anyway, hope you enjoy it ;)

Babies and Breasts.

Bright green eyes looked down at the perky breasts with dark pink nipples that were clearly visible through the white t-shirt, and Harry Potter groaned in dismay.

"It's only a potion, it will wear off," Severus whispered in his ear.

Harry looked up at the dark pools of his husband eyes and whispered, "Are you positive this will work?"

"It was your idea brat!" Severus huffed at his younger husband and then squirmed uncomfortably as Harry hugged him, "eaw, stop that."

"See!" Harry's eyes filled with tears, "You don't find me attractive any more!"

"Oh stop being so bloody mellow dramatic," Severus replied, "I am a perfectly well adjusted gay man and you – at the moment – are a woman, of course I don't find it attractive!"

"But you still love me, right?"

"Do stop being such a drama queen – you know I love you or there is absolutely no way I would have agreed to ejaculate into a cup in some public clinic!"

Harry folded his arms, only to be momentarily distracted as the movement was constricted by his female breasts. "Well at least you didn't have to lose your penis for the day!"

Severus winced and said, "You better get that back all right. There have been a few cases when…"

"Severus Snape," Harry's voice rose, "You promised me this would be safe…what do you mean by a few cases!"

An older female voice cut off any reply as it called, "Harry Potter-Snape."

When Harry stood up she smiled kindly at him and said, "You know you should really include your full name on the forms, is your name Harriet?"

"What?" Harry asked, then realised he was at the moment a woman, thanks to the gender changing potion Severus had fed him, "Um, actually my mother had a strange sense of humour. I think she wanted a boy."

"Well if you are ready?" she indicated to a private room and Harry asked, "Can my husband come?"

"Of course dear."

Severus rose and joined them as they walked into the little room; Harry tried to keep the look of horror of his face as he inspected the table with the tall metal clamp type arms on the end.

"Hop up onto the table dearie and get your feet into the stirrups." Harry did as he was told and blushed scarlet as he realised the view that anyone now standing at the end of the table would be getting.

"This is a little painful dear – but well worth it in the end – just keep that in mind," then nurse smiled kindly and went to inform the doctor that the patient was ready.

A long time later, Harry's numb legs were released from the stirrups and he sat curled up on the table crying, Severus held him and rubbed his back soothingly, whispering calming praise for the young man.

The nurse reappeared and said, "You did very well Harry, and don't you ever let anyone tell you that you never experienced labour for your child."

Harry smiled a soft smile at her words as the elder woman had reminded him of the whole reason for this days visit to the muggle fertility clinic.

"I have to go now," Severus kissed his head, "Will you be alright for a while?"

Harry nodded and smiled, "You get to go and enjoy yourself now!"

"After watching them torture you, I doubt I will be able to call this fun," Severus replied dourly.

"Do you need any help," Harry said with a suggestive smile.

"Argh, stop trying to seduce me at the moment, it is very off putting to see you as a woman – all that extra soft flesh is doing nothing for me!"

"Well be thankful that you didn't have to lose your cock for a day and then have some butcher Hoover out your eggs!" Harry replied in a strained voice.

"You wanted children, Harry – I would have been happy to have you use artificial insemination with Sarah."

"I want to have our child, not mine and Sarah's," Harry pouted, "You said you wanted this too."

Severus sighed and ran a hand through his partners black tousled hair, "That was before I knew how painful it would be for you love."

Harry brushed a kiss on his partner's lips and replied, "I'm fine – women go through much worse during labour – if Hermione is to be believed. You just need to think about all the ways I am going to be reassuring myself that my penis works tonight - once this blasted potion wears off…." Harry kissed Severus deeply and was rewarded by a small growl of arousal from his partner.

"I shall see you back at the reception – once I have finished debasing myself in a public building!" Severus replied and walked out the room with a plastic cup in his hand.

Harry watched him go and then allowed the nurse to ease him to standing, "I think you'll enjoy a nice bath whilst your husband does his part," the nurse smiled. "And don't worry if he seems a bit stressed at the moment, a lot of the husbands feel that way after watching their wives go through this procedure – it's why we usually set separate appointment dates."

Harry smiled at her in thanks and let himself be led to the bathroom.

An hour later the couple were reunited with their doctor and Harry's friend Sarah, who would be acting as a surrogate mother for the fertilised egg. Harry knew that this was perhaps the first time that married wizards had used this method to have children but he wanted to have Severus' child – even if he couldn't carry it himself.

Sarah Pringle was a squib who Harry had met just after he had graduated; they had been friends for six years. It was her suggestion that she act as the carrier for Harry's children. At first Severus had been worried about the fact that she was a squib, he thought it would be safer to have a witch carry the child.

"Sarah is perfect," Harry reassured him, "She doesn't want to have children of her own but she is perfectly able to. And I couldn't ask a muggle – how would we explain all the magical aspects let alone have her come to Hogwarts for the birth. And I want the child to have our magical signatures, if a witch carried it, then her magical signature would also be there. Sarah is a second generation squib, so while she can still see through anti-muggle wards and such, she has no discernable magical signature!"

"You really want to have a child with me so much?" Severus had asked a little awed.

"Of course I do you git, I love you," Harry had replied with a kiss.

And so now they sat listening to the doctor explain the next steps to them. Once they had fertilised the eggs they would freeze them and wait for the right time in Sarah's cycle, then she would be impregnated and hopefully the pregnancy would proceed normally from there. Sarah agreed to spend the last two months at Hogwarts and to give birth there.

Harry and Severus returned to Hogwarts and after the potion wore off, Severus heard a scream from the bedroom – fearing the worst, the potions master had run full speed into the room to see a very naked Harry Potter-Snape, dancing naked in front of the mirror - admiring his penis from all angles.

"You doubted my potions skills," Severus asked with a smirk.

Harry laughed and said, "No love, but you really got me going with that, 'a few cases' comment."

"Come here, oh husband of mine," Severus growled as he grabbed the naked man before him and drew him into a deep kiss.

Harry felt his erection stirring and sighed in relief, "Do you know how disturbing it felt when you kissed me this afternoon and I felt that dampness down there…." Harry said kissing his husband again.

Severus shuddered and said, "I think I prefer you as a man." Then he knelt in front of Harry and took his straining erection into his mouth. Harry moaned and placed his hands on Severus' shoulders for balance, "oh Gods…yes…" he hissed as Severus reassured him that all was in working order.

Almost six months later, Harry spotted Hedwig carrying the now monthly letter from Sarah; he took it with shaky hands and held it.

"Aren't you going to open it?" Severus asked quietly.

"I don't think I can take another disappointment," Harry whispered in reply, then thrust the letter at Severus, "here you open it."

Severus broke the seal and scanned the letter and then wordlessly handed it to his husband. "What does it say?" Harry asked apprehensively.

"Just read it," Severus replied, taking one of Harry's hands under the table.

Dearest Harry and Severus,

I have news for you, I went for my check up and they have confirmed my pregnancy. Congratulations, your child will be born in about eight months from now, if all goes well. I am taking all my vitamins and resting as I should - please try not to worry, I have a feeling that this time it will all work out.

All my love, Sarah. XXX

"Oh my God," Harry whispered and re-read the letter, "It's really happening." He looked up at his husband with tears in his eyes. "Oh Sev…I hope it works."

Severus gripped the hand under the table tighter and whispered, "It will, love and eight months from now I will have two brats to look after."

Harry laughed and tucked the letter away in his robes pocket. He would have to wait for later to kiss his husband, he could just imagine Severus' reaction if Harry were to kiss him in the middle of the Great Hall. As though sensing Harry's thought, Severus scowled lightly, "Don't you dare."

Harry chuckled and returned his attention to his breakfast.

A few months later Sarah arrived for a visit, when the greetings were over and they sat drinking tea, she said, "So guys about those expansion plans you have for you quarters…I think you'd better make the nursery a bit bigger."

"Why?" Harry asked.

"I'm carrying twins," she smiled at them. Harry shrieked in happiness and Severus looked mildly panicked.

"Twins?" Severus asked. "As in two children?"

"Yes, Severus two children," Sarah laughed. "That's why I'm already looking like a whale!"

"Oh my God," Harry crowed, "Oh Sarah, you're a darling – twins!"

"A boy and a girl," Sarah confirmed. "Both healthy and about this big." She held up her hands to how what Harry considered a small size for a child.

"Are you alright? Does this make things harder?" Severus asked.

"Um, well it might be a tad more uncomfortable but my Aunt reassures me that wizard births are much easier than muggle ones so I definitely want to be here to have them."

"You should let Poppy have a look at you, just to be on the safe side," Severus replied.

Sarah smiled and agreed.

Two months before her due date, Sarah moved into Harry and Severus' spare bedroom. With a little help from Albus and the castle, Severus' dungeon quarters now had an upper floor, which to Harry's pleasure had windows to the outside world. The lower floors were now Severus' potions lab and study and the upper floor had a living room, three bedrooms and two bathrooms. When Severus had refused to allow any red or Gold, Harry had put his foot down about Slytherin green and silver. So now they had a lounge decorated in browns and creams and their bedroom was in sky blue and navy. The nursery had been painted white with bright, Reds, yellows, greens and blues for the thick carpet and the furniture.

Sarah went into labour at eight months and the twins were presented to their fathers weighing roughly one kilo each.

Harry had tears running down his cheeks as he held his daughter Lillian for the first time, "She's so tiny," he whispered in awe.

"Didn't feel that way coming out," Sarah quipped.

Severus was sitting on a chair in the corner, counting baby Albus' fingers and toes. "Sarah, we can never repay you for giving us this precious gift," he said quietly.

"You already have," Sarah smiled, "Just watching you both hold them…take good care of them and you will have paid me more than enough."

"Sarah," Harry looked up from the baby, "Would you consent to being their Godmother?"

"I would be honoured," Sarah replied, with a yawn.

Madam Pomfrey bustled in and shooed the two men out of the closed ward, "On you go, Sarah needs her rest."

"See you tomorrow," Sarah muttered as she fell asleep.

Harry and Severus hovered outside her room and then Harry asked, "Do you think she's going to be okay about giving them up? I mean did you see what she just went through?"

Severus considered it for a moment and then said, "We will give her as much access as she wants, they can only benefit from having her around."

"You're right," Harry replied.

Poppy came and led them to two tiny cots in the infirmary, were the children would stay for the first few days, so she could keep an eye on them. And their Fathers sat, hand in hand watching their two little miracles sleep.