(Well although records will show this is my first fic it really is one of many attempts I've had at making a MMBN fic. Unlike the others I hope maybe this one will last. This first chapter was made between me and Saddened Soul so I credit him for half of this chapter. Well read on but if you're going to give me a critique please make sure it doesn't turn into one big flame as I am very sensitive.)
CHAPTER 1
"Lan, wake up, Lan!" Megaman.EXE screamed from the PET. Lan Hikari snorted. "Dammit Megaman! I was having an extremely hot dream about Mayl! And just when it was about to get good, you had to wake me up!"
"Lan, let me remind you you're only twelve, and what you were probably dreaming about is hardly appropriate for your age."
"What do you mean? I was just dreaming about me and Mayl-", Megaman interrupted, "Correction Lan, it's Mayl and I, not me and Mayl. What you said just now was improper grammar, and improper grammar is disgusting."
Megaman cleared his throat. "Besides, today's the field trip to Netopia."
Lan coughed. "Whatever, but anyway me and Mayl-"
"Mayl and I."
"Okay, Mayl and I were just eating ice cream on a hot summer day. It's a very distant memory from when we were about five."
Megaman replied sarcastically, "Sure."
"I'm serious!" But before Lan could continue the argument, they were called down to breakfast.
Lan's father pouted angrily. "No! Stupid refrigerator! My favorite chilled eggs have been sabotaged!"
"Something wrong, Dad?" Lan asked while tightening his bandana. His father nodded. "The stupid refrigerator is malfunctioning, just like the oven, microwave, and any other appliance we have just when we're about to eat!"
Lan sighed. "Mom, I think you need to get new kitchen appliances." Mrs. Hikari gritted her teeth. "Don't complain young man, just jack in and fix the friggin' fridge!"
"Okay jack in Megaman, execute. But first Dad, disco ball please." Mr. Hikari clapped twice and a disco ball came out. "Mom, music please." Mrs. Hikari clapped three times. Disco music played in the background and Lan felt everything was right. "Noooowwww, jaaaaaaaccccccck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Meeeeeeeeeeggggggggggaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaaannnnnnn exxxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeeccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttte!" Lan pulled out a ladder from his key items list and climbed up it. Then he jumped up and held his PET high in the air. Then a flash of blinding heavenly light shone, and Megaman entered the cyberworld.
Megaman walked from the warp point into the fridge computer where he saw Mr Prog running for his life. He went up to Megaman, "Help, help, the viruses are attacking me." "It's alright Mr. Prog, I'll take care of it." "Okay but hurry, I think they're trying to rape Mrs. Prog."
Megaman heard shrill cries of anguish. He saw three viruses surrounding the innocent program. Megaman called out, "Hey you three, get away from Mrs. Prog you filthy bastards!" The viruses turned around. Megaman was face to faces with three angry, drooling, blood thirsty Life Viruses." "Umm I was just kidding… umm Lan, help here!!!"
"Okay Megaman, battle routine set…" Megaman gulped, "execute."
As Lan was about to start operating Megaman, his dad interrupted. "What are you doing, Lan?"
"Uh, netbattling."
"No, no, no, that's not how you do it. Have you completely forgotten how to netbattle?"
Lan shook his head. "Um, Dad-" But was cut off as his father cleared his throat. "Now, to fire Megaman's buster, you have to press the B button. You can also fire a much more powerful blast by holding the B button down and then releasing it."
Lan scanned the PET. "But Dad, I don't have a B button."
His father shook his head. "Stop being delusional, you have a B button, A button, L button, R button, Select button and Start button."
Lan scratched his head. "No, I have a Menu button, Power button, and an Activate button."
Lan's father sighed. "Yes, well, moving on, you can use battlechips by selecting them in the battlechip selection screen. You can choose more than one battlechip at a time, but the chips must have the exact same chip code. For example, choose your Cannon A, Cannon B, and another Cannon B. Whenever you pick the same chip though, you continue picking them regardless of codes. Star coded chips though, can be chosen with any other chip. Now, it's time to try it for yourself. Choose the AreaGrab S, and then the Widesword S. Now-"
"I friggin' know how to netbattle, Dad!" Lan shouted, fed up with his father's arrogance. Anyway, as his dad tutored him in netbattling, Lan helplessly watched as Megaman was thrashed about by the Lifeviruses, having only one HP left in the end.
"Megaman are you alright?" Megaman's eyes were filled with fiery rage as he stared at the huge beast. "Damn you Lan… just select a chip…NOW!!!" "Uhh, okay Megaman just please don't kill me." Lan, fearing for his life, pulled up the chip selection screen. "Megaman scanned through the row of chips. "Aaarrrgh, they're no good!" Then Megaman went to the bottom row of chips where he saw a chip that caught his eye. It was a battlechip with an evil feel about it. Megaman examined it closer, the chip read, Dark Can Of Whupass.
"This is it, Lan download that chip, or I'll rip your testicles off!!!" "Megaman are you sure? That chip doesn't seem very nice." Megaman argued with pure, dark, evil, rage in his heart,"I said now. Please. For Mrs. Prog's sake."
"Well, when you put it like that…" Lan downloaded the chip. Megaman smiled a devilish smile, and confronted the Life Viruses. "Now it's time for all you hideous beasts to go back to the fiery depths from which you came!!!" One of the viruses looked at Megaman and horror and said, "STOP!!!" Megaman halted as he was about to use the forbidden chip.
"Don't you see," the virus continued, "Megaman don't you see what's going on. You're calling us the hideous beasts, but we're not the demons here. The only demon here is you."
"What?!" Megaman started to calm down a bit. "Megaman, look at you, you're abusing you're operator, you're using foul language, and you lost sight of the true meaning of Chistmas." Megaman cut in, "Wait a second, when were we talking about Christmas?" "Uhh, nevermind. What I'm trying to say is you've become what you hate most. A cruel, senseless, treacherous, dark soul navi. But if you don't believe me look for yourself."
Megaman walked over to a cyber puddle and looked at his reflection. But to his horror he saw nothing in the puddle, he had no reflection! Megaman started to tear up, "Life Virus, how can this be, I look in the water, but no reflection shows. Why Life Virus, why?" "Your reflection doesn't show because you have no soul. But it's not too late Megaman. Don't use the dark chip. Put it down and jack out of the refrigerator."
"That is what you'd want I suppose, but I can't do that." Megaman started laughing maniacally. "I'm sorry. You and your friends have to be deleted." Megaman held out his buster. One of the viruses pleaded, "No Megaman, you don't have to do this." "It's too late!!! DARK CAN OF WHUPASS battlechip activate!!!!
A dark beam of evil energy splurted out from Megaman's buster and the Life Viruses were deleted out of existence. Megaman fell to the floor and started crying. "Lan, I've done a baaaad thing." Lan comforted, "Shh, shh, there, there Megaman. It's all right. It's over now."
Lan breathed a sigh of relief and chugged his milk. "Well, gotta go! See ya Mom!"
Meanwhile, In the Refrigerator Computer"Mrs. Prog? Mrs. Prog?! "NO!!!!" The program cried out.
"What's wrong," asked the ice cube program. Mr. Prog wiped a tear from his eyes. "That heartless beast, Megaman. He deleted her, and now he will pay… with his poor little cyber soul!"
But Megaman and Lan had already departed for school.
