(Well, I'm updating on Super Bowl Sunday, why did I choose this day to update, I don't know. I mean think about it, I'm probably not going to get any reviews today, because really, It's a bad day to update. But if I do get a review today, I'll know that you're a loser, or then again, just somebody who doesn't like sports. But enough of that, anyways, I'm going to give no credit to Saddened Soul, because he didn't do crap this time, so here I go.)
Chapter 3
Lan sat calmly in his seat in second-class seat. Mayl and Yai had taken the two seats across from him, and Dex took a seat in the bathroom, where he undoubtedly would remain for the rest of this flight, seeing as he had one too many airplane burritos.
Lan pulled out his P.E.T and took Megaman off mute. "Damn, this flight is boring, what is there to do around here?"
Megaman replied, "Well you could play solitaire again."
"Done that."
"How about playing cyber chess with me?"
"Do I look like a nerd?"
Megaman sighed, "How about you talk with Yai and Mayl?"
"I'm not that bored."
"Well, you could always stare outside your window and see the majestic clouds and the beauty of the sky."
"Umm, no." Lan thought for a moment, "I guess I'll take out my laptop and go on the net and chat with my friends."
"Aaah, chat rooms. A part of the web where grammar is twisted, tortured, and manipulated to a point of distinct evil where it is made easier, so to speak, but in truth it is made to bring out the true evils of the world which will eventually lead us all to our horrible, but inevitable, catastrophic deaths."
Lan looked at Megaman in utter confusion. "Megaman, sometimes I think it's for my own good that I don't understand all those big words that you say."
Lan shut off his P.E.T and took out his laptop. He entered the dating chatroom where he called for his online girlfriend.
MegalanX09: Helo? Dana? R u there?
Danahotchik: Mega? O…. ur here. GR8!
MegalanX09: Yea… so how r u?
Danahotchik: Good, I missed u.
MegalanX09: I missed u 2 baby. Howz ur life? Ur not seeing anybody else in this chatroom, r u?
Danahotchik: blushes hahaha, no. r u?
MegalanX09:……..um…….no…….so, baby, r u a virgin?
Danahotchik: wouldn't u like to kno smiles
MegalanX09: lol. So I got those pics of u. ur so hot. So can I get som better pics, with a better view…
Danahotchik: yea, about those pics, theres somethin I want to say bout those…
MegalanX09: um sure, wat is it?
Danahotchik: wel, those aren't really pics of me… there actually pics of my cousin
MegalanX09: well then maybe I shood start seein ur cuz…lol… that's alrite, but man wood I luv to see the real u..
Danahotchik: maybe u can… rite now im flyin on a den city airplane …
MegalanX09: Wow what a cuinsidence so am i…
Lan put two and two together and continued to type.
MegalanX09: hey wait a sec, what plane numba are u on?
Danahotchik: 289…
MegalanX09: Wow thatz the plane im on… what class u sittin in?
Danahotchik: 2nd……
MegaLanX09: Wow, im reely amazed thatz the class im sittin in… um wat row?
Danahotchik:………. Row…13…
Lan looked up at the row number he was sitting in. It was row twelve. Lan started sweating.
MegalanX09: uh, wow… ur one row behind me…wow… um u kno I reely luv u a lot…..
Danahotchik: yea…I kno….. mega… r u gay?
MegalanX09: wel, no I don't think… no of corse not, im talking with u, and ur a chick rite?
Danahotchik:……….
MegalanX09: dana?
Danahotchik:……. Im sittin rite behind u...
Lan gulped and broke into a great sweat. He closed his laptop. He took a deep breath and turned to look and the seat behind him. There sat a beautiful blonde haired girl, with blue sparkling eyes, and quite dazzling physical features, if you know what I mean. He suddenly felt relieved.
"Dana?" Lan looked at that girl.
"What, who are you? I'm not Dana, I'm Christie!"
Lan started to panic. Then suddenly a voice came from right next to Christie, "Megalan I'm right here." Lan looked at the person sitting next to Christie and gasped. Dex sat there in his seat, holding a laptop.
Lan threw up on Christie's lap. Christie shouted, "Eeew! Gross!"
Lan gasped for air, "Dex! WHAT THE FU-"
STANDBY- WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON FAN FICTION. NET...NOW BACK TO OUR NORMAL PROGRAM-
"Dex, I-I-I," Lan stammered, "I can't believe… um excuse me just a sec." Lan threw up in Christies face. "Anyways, as I was saying, I can't believe you would do this to me! I trusted you! Dana! I loved you! I discussed pornographic material with you! I thought you were a girl, a girl that I loved, but you're not! You're Dex, my best friend, or at least I thought you were, until you did this!" Lan broke down and started crying.
"Lan I, I didn't know… I'm sorry. Here why don't you come sit to next to me." Lan got out of his seat, and walked past Christie, who was covered in Lan's breakfast, and took a seat next to Dex.
The young boy started to cry even more. "There, there Lan it's all right, come here." Dex comforted.
Lan threw up in his mouth. "God… I feel so vulnerable." Lan got closer to Dex and started hugging him.
Christie suddenly said, "Umm, I definitely don't think I should be here, you guys need to be alone to work out you're issues." Lan and Dex looked up to see the girl walking away, and to there horror, every body in second class was staring at them.
One man had a video camera and was yelling, "C'mon guys take it off! This video is going to make my website famous!" Lan looked at the man and disgust and said, "Can't you see we're having a moment here!" Lan then went back to his hug with Dex.
"Oh Dex…"
"Lan…"
Hours later it was night time. Dex and Lan looked out there window and gazed at the stars.
"Y'know Dex, I can never really love you, you know that, right? I'm straight. I like girls."
"Are you sure Lan, once you get a taste of what it's like on the other side you might not wanna be straight…"
"I'm sorry Dex, I just can't-" Dex put a finger on his lips, "Here, maybe this might help you figure things out. Dex started to move in to kiss Lan.
Lan dodged the kiss. "Okay, Dex, for the last time, I AM NOT GAY! God!" Lan got up to sit in his original seat.
A couple of more hours passed and finally there was a voice on the intercom, "Attention passengers, we have arrived at Netopia."
(Hahaha, I really had you YAOI luvas goin there for a second didn't I? Didn't I? Well as sad as it may seem this chapter was based on a real life experience, meaning that Lan and I need to choose are friends more carefully. Anywho time to respond to reviews.
Dr. Weird: Perfect idea! I'll get right on it!
Blue Phoenix: Worthy of MAD magazine, wow, I'm honored by such a comment. And I will take your ideas into consideration.
Saddened Soul: I can't tell if that was a flame or not. And yes, of course I misspelled loser on purpose, YOU LOZER!
Jay Are Vee: You couldn't be more right.
Xahn: Yes you can call me Jay! Of course! And Saddened Soul's a douche bag so there! It wasn't the best partnership anyways!
Ryogas-Baby-Gurl: Thanks for the nice review, and you will not see any Lan x Chaud in here so, sorry. However, if you like Lan x Dex, the worst pairing MMBN yaoi has to offer, then this chapter was for you.
Oh and readers, next chapter will be my first installment of "The Adventures Of Chaud" so watch out for that.
